What Does Deadman Do, TBH?

[midnightpulp]

lardball

So easy Tebow can hit homeruns

Tebow is in' terrible right now. Batting .167 in a league that's basically a half-step up from high school

The Deadman didn't start playing basketball til 18, averaged a huge 7 points and 7 boards at a small High Desert high school and STILL made the NBA because he's tall and can jump.

[ErnestLynch]

Grab rebounds, and defend. That's playoff basketball in a nuts .

Bam!!

[Splits]

Bartolo is still a better athlete than Deadman, though.

Skeelz

[midnightpulp]

Skills

Any of your "I'm enlightened by them" povertyball twinks hitting this:



He's holding the bat like he's about to jerk a guy off. I wouldn't expect anything less from a TicTacTrot player, though

[TheGreatYacht]

Snoozeball crowd and commentators get excited because of a cat. Most exciting thing that happened during that 8 hour game

[midnightpulp]

Snoozeball crowd and commentators get excited because of a cat. Most exciting thing that happened during that 8 hour game

[Splits]

Snoozeball crowd and commentators get excited because of a cat. Most exciting thing that happened during that 8 hour game

lol

I'm surprised one of the bullpen fatties didn't BBQ that thing and eat it during the game

[midnightpulp]

lol

I'm surprised one of the bullpen fatties didn't BBQ that thing and eat it during the game

Real talk. Why do you make fun of fat baseball players when you're a fan of the fattest sport in the world?

[TheGreatYacht]

lol

I'm surprised one of the bullpen fatties didn't BBQ that thing and eat it during the game

[Splits]

This counts as "exercise" in fatbol



lol 14% average fat percentage
lol average fatbol player doesn't even qualify as an "athlete" according to the American Council on Exercise

[midnightpulp]

This counts as "exercise" in fatbol lol

"I'm Splits, I make fun of the same 5 overweight players in baseball, but yet passionately follow Baylor foobaw and root on 410lb fatasses like this."



He'd probably collapse doing that exercise Colon is doing

[midnightpulp]

Splits' boy can't even do what Bartolo Colon does for one pitch without looking like he's about to pass out from exhaustion

[midnightpulp]

lol 14% average fat percentage
lol average fatbol player doesn't even qualify as an "athlete" according to the American Council on Exercise

13.8 is below 14.

Oh, rounding.

Then you won't mind me sending you 48.00 instead of 50.00 if I should lose the bet.

Meanwhile, your boy is probably pushing 30-35% BF.



I will say this about your boy, though. He's still a far more impressive athlete than those TicTacTwinks you've become "enlightened" by.

[Splits]

13.8 is below 14.

Oh, rounding.

lol "fitness"

And not sure why you think I'm a handegg fan. I can't name 5 starting American Rugby starting QBs. Only follow Baylor in CFB and CBB due to the fact it's my alma mater.

[midnightpulp]

lol "fitness"

And not sure why you think I'm a handegg fan. I can't name 5 starting American Rugby starting QBs. Only follow Baylor in CFB and CBB due to the fact it's my alma mater.

This excuse. You love football. You're an American/Texan no matter how hard you try to be an "enlightened" European. If it was just about "Alma Mater" you'd follow Baylor in like Lacross and Field Hockey, which I doubt you do.

What's with the handegg name? Oh, you think "football" was soccer's name first, do you? I got a few minutes. We can bust yet another Euro myth (preview: "eggball" games actually deserve to be called football more than soccer).

[apalisoc_9]

Snoozeball crowd and commentators get excited because of a cat. Most exciting thing that happened during that 8 hour game

[midnightpulp]

lol "fitness"

And not sure why you think I'm a handegg fan. I can't name 5 starting American Rugby starting QBs. Only follow Baylor in CFB and CBB due to the fact it's my alma mater.

Nope. Still under the 14%. Athletes.

If I get a 69% but 70% is the passing grade, a teacher isn't just going to "round me up" to a 70%.

And lol at that as a reference. Means your boy from Baylor qualifies as obese.

[Play Boban]

Deadman will cost the Spurs the 'ship if he keeps on getting trotted out as a starter.