Results 1 to 19 of 19
  1. #1
    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
    My Team
    Los Angeles Clippers
    Post Count
    54,257


    A professional povertyball team just let a beer-league team score on them... ya gotta believe me.

  2. #2
    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    100,825


    A professional povertyball team just let a beer-league team score on them... ya gotta believe me.
    remember when the dream team lost to college guys

  3. #3
    ಥ﹏ಥ DAF86's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    47,238
    What "professional" team would that be, tbh?

  4. #4
    Klaw apalisoc_9's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    24,488
    Those fans being more active than your average ball player.

  5. #5
    Executive Mitch's Avatar
    My Team
    Los Angeles Lakers
    Post Count
    6,573
    Tbh, what's a "professional" team for kick ball? Every city in every 3rd world country (like argentina) has a dozen teams since all you need is a ball and a handful of pocket change to start up.

  6. #6
    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    90,829
    Tbh, what's a "professional" team for kick ball? Every city in every 3rd world country (like argentina) has a dozen teams since all you need is a ball and a handful of pocket change to start up.
    You can tell the professionals, they get off work from their day jobs at 3pm instead of 6pm.

  7. #7
    Der Willis der Spurs wird siegen! FlAVaK's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    2,339

  8. #8
    SeaGOAT midnightpulp's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    27,061


    This shows the relatively low skill and athleticism ceiling TicTacTrot has. A beer league baseball team wouldn't get a single hit even off of an AA squad, which is about the equivalent of MLS compared to the top leagues (EPL, La Liga, etc).

    “These guys train every day,” said Christos co-coach Bryan Bugarin, whose team rarely practices.

  9. #9
    Klaw apalisoc_9's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    24,488


    This shows the relatively low skill and athleticism ceiling TicTacTrot has. A beer league baseball team wouldn't get a single hit even off of an AA squad, which is about the equivalent of MLS compared to the top leagues (EPL, La Liga, etc).



    Dude stop making up. Even a fat twelve year old boy can stand in the middle field for the whole inning, go to the bench and crunch on some sesasme seeds while he scratches his itchy balls.

  10. #10
    SeaGOAT midnightpulp's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    27,061
    Dude stop making up. Even a fat twelve year old boy can stand in the middle field for the whole inning, go to the bench and crunch on some sesasme seeds while he scratches his itchy balls.
    Then what happens when a 120 mph line drive comes at him or when he has to bat?

    Here's an average Joe struggling to simply catch an accurately thrown 100 mph fastball.



    This is why recreational "baseball" is always slow pitch softball. Meanwhile, recreational soccer is played by the same rules as the real game.

  11. #11
    Klaw apalisoc_9's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    24,488
    Sure man...I mean I'm sure we also had to Deal with rare cir stances once or twice in our life just as much as baseball players have to deal with physical exertion in an average baseball game.

  12. #12
    SeaGOAT midnightpulp's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    27,061


    A professional povertyball team just let a beer-league team score on them... ya gotta believe me.
    Furthermore, it was a tie game until the 81st minute.

    This would NEVER happen in baseball, football, hockey, or basketball. Or even golf or tennis. I don't care if it was an MLS squad. MLS is probably equivalent to AA (baseball) and NCAA (basketball and football). A bunch of Joes who play in the respective "beer leagues" in those sports would get slaughtered by an AA team, Alabama, or North Carolina.

    No way in would the YMCA local be tied in the 3rd quarter with North Carolina

  13. #13
    SeaGOAT midnightpulp's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    27,061
    Sure man...I mean I'm sure we also had to Deal with rare cir stances once or twice in our life just as much as baseball players have to deal with physical exertion in an average baseball game.
    I've already shown that MLB players reach faster speeds than soccer players.

    So if baseball players aren't "exerting" themselves, then soccer players must be sleeping

  14. #14
    Klaw apalisoc_9's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    24,488
    I've already shown that MLB players reach faster speeds than soccer players.

    So if baseball players aren't "exerting" themselves, then soccer players must be sleeping
    Speaking of sleeping, How does a non batting player survive the extrenous butt clenching and Gum chewing activities he goes through as the game transitions to offense. Must be tough


    Heard butt clenching causes long term constipation...Baseball players are tough.

  15. #15
    SeaGOAT midnightpulp's Avatar
    My Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Post Count
    27,061
    Speaking of sleeping, How does a non batting player survive the extrenous butt clenching and Gum chewing activities he goes through as the game transitions to offense. Must be tough


    Heard butt clenching causes long term constipation...Baseball players are tough.
    Trolling aside, MMGAY is probably the biggest sport with the lowest skill ceiling. Professional wrestlers can become world champions in that. Yeah, Brock was a good college wrestler, but the dude was away from it for like 10 years and became a dominant force in MMA like after a month of training

    Going to be nice to see McGregor humbled.

  16. #16
    Deutschland über alles dfens's Avatar
    My Team
    Los Angeles Lakers
    Post Count
    3,239
    peasants talking about their cute little us-centric snooze games while 2 billion people watch real european football
    4 hour games with 15 minutes of play, rest is commercials non stop about burgers and pills
    330 million people and not a single shot at the world cup, that's china/india levels of incompetence
    cue in the "we don't play excuse" while football is the 2nd most popular sport in the us
    incoherent excuses from incoherent losers
    our baseball/murican football are better because we got bigger faster stronger .. athletes.
    said athletes literally suffer from brain damage
    thinking mexican football is the gold standard
    teamwork and intelligence are overrated traits in merica
    calling a basteradized rugby football because one touch in 100 is with the foot

    trump voters tbh.

  17. #17
    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
    My Team
    Los Angeles Lakers
    Post Count
    29,402
    baseball

  18. #18
    Winner in a losers circle 140's Avatar
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    6,846
    peasants talking about their cute little us-centric snooze games while 2 billion people watch real european football
    4 hour games with 15 minutes of play, rest is commercials non stop about burgers and pills
    330 million people and not a single shot at the world cup, that's china/india levels of incompetence
    cue in the "we don't play excuse" while football is the 2nd most popular sport in the us
    incoherent excuses from incoherent losers
    our baseball/murican football are better because we got bigger faster stronger .. athletes.
    said athletes literally suffer from brain damage
    thinking mexican football is the gold standard
    teamwork and intelligence are overrated traits in merica
    calling a basteradized rugby football because one touch in 100 is with the foot

    trump voters tbh.

  19. #19
    Winner in a losers circle 140's Avatar
    My Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    Post Count
    6,846

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •