has 2017 been the worst year in recent memory?

[Mitch]

Damn, Andrew. You complain a lot

That big ass black girl you married must smack you around a lot for all the ing

[spurraider21]

^brah...


http://48laws-of-power.blogspot.com/2011/05/law-4-always-say-less-than-necessary.html

bruh rule #1 is not to outshine the master. watch what you say about le merchant from now on

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Damn, Andrew. You complain a lot

That big ass black girl you married must smack you around a lot for all the ing

No, she complains more than I do. She thinks I don't love her even though I tell her all nice and loving things every day. Wtf

[Chucho]

I'm a Viccodin abuser, but I still poop 3+ times a day. Friggin great year.

[Mitch]

No, she complains more than I do. She thinks I don't love her even though I tell her all nice and loving things every day. Wtf

Just buy her a handbag while Technique s her.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I'm a Viccodin abuser, but I still poop 3+ times a day. Friggin great year.

I'm lucky to poop twice a week.

[Chucho]

I'm lucky to poop twice a week.

I absolutely LOVE the sanctuary and serenity that taking a provides. Nothing better than smoking a joint while taking a then having a beer while you take a shower.

[baseline bum]

Is UNT Jacob1983's troll?

[pgardn]

I absolutely LOVE the sanctuary and serenity that taking a provides. Nothing better than smoking a joint while taking a then having a beer while you take a shower.

The Dude...

[SnakeBoy]

2014 was a damn good year.

2013 was... trying, to say the least. Some horrible rock bottom lows, some reasons for excitement. In order: Dumped on V-Day by serious gf when asking her to prom, learned to sing masterfully, got interview for full ride scholarship to UNT, great uncle dies, letter comes back that I didn't get the scholarship, still plan to attend UNT anyway with patchy grants and small scholarships, HS valedictorian graduation, 6, longest/hottest summer ever, started college, it's 107º outside, cute girl who I'd talked to since the spring who was going to said college ended up hating me, pledge a stupid frat, me and gay black dude had to both move from our original dorm even though it was 100% his fault, friend helps me move to new dorm (a better but more expensive one), got written up to dean of students by a little 25 y/o stuck-up girl teacher in a gimmick class I didn't even want, quit the frat, pretend to rush a Hispanic frat to get free chicken wings, UNT doing well at football, weather finally cools down, UNT doing really well at football, Spurs championship season begins, homecoming, pancakes with pretty girls, UNT loses to... UTSA at home? WTF?, get ing wasted at a party and walked back in the dark 2 miles, weather gets cold, Thanksgiving spent alone on campus, dead week, weather gets REALLY cold, Icepocalypse happens, finals get squinched into REALLY tight window, I still make straight A's, go home to SA, get LASIK, Christmas happens, Cowboys lose final game to Eagles on Orton pick, Spurs look good but a step below the Thunder and Heatles, end of the year.

2013 in a heaping nuts .

[Aztecfan03]

2014 was a damn good year.

2013 was... trying, to say the least. Some horrible rock bottom lows, some reasons for excitement. In order: Dumped on V-Day by serious gf when asking her to prom, learned to sing masterfully, got interview for full ride scholarship to UNT, great uncle dies, letter comes back that I didn't get the scholarship, still plan to attend UNT anyway with patchy grants and small scholarships, HS valedictorian graduation, 6, longest/hottest summer ever, started college, it's 107º outside, cute girl who I'd talked to since the spring who was going to said college ended up hating me, pledge a stupid frat, me and gay black dude had to both move from our original dorm even though it was 100% his fault, friend helps me move to new dorm (a better but more expensive one), got written up to dean of students by a little 25 y/o stuck-up girl teacher in a gimmick class I didn't even want, quit the frat, pretend to rush a Hispanic frat to get free chicken wings, UNT doing well at football, weather finally cools down, UNT doing really well at football, Spurs championship season begins, homecoming, pancakes with pretty girls, UNT loses to... UTSA at home? WTF?, get ing wasted at a party and walked back in the dark 2 miles, weather gets cold, Thanksgiving spent alone on campus, dead week, weather gets REALLY cold, Icepocalypse happens, finals get squinched into REALLY tight window, I still make straight A's, go home to SA, get LASIK, Christmas happens, Cowboys lose final game to Eagles on Orton pick, Spurs look good but a step below the Thunder and Heatles, end of the year.

2013 in a heaping nuts .

you aren't supposed to get lasik that young.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I absolutely LOVE the sanctuary and serenity that taking a provides. Nothing better than smoking a joint while taking a then having a beer while you take a shower.

Beer on an empty stomach, no sir.

[pgardn]

Beer on an empty stomach, no sir.

Nah.

That shower is after the chicken wings you bogarted off the Hispanic frat.

[Mark Celibate]

pretending to rush a Hispanic frat for free chicken wings

that's actually pretty funny

[Chucho]

Beer on an empty stomach, no sir.

There's always something on tap, even after I fire one out. You've much to learn, Lad.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

pretending to rush a Hispanic frat for free chicken wings

that's actually pretty funny

Nah.

That shower is after the chicken wings you bogarted off the Hispanic frat.

It was the UNT Omega Delta Phi chapter. They said I could even have a bid if I worked hard enough towards that, even though I'd only be one of 2 non-Hispanics (the other a mixed asian guy). The president/chair was a guy named Danny. The rush chair's name was Ithum (or something like that). Pretty cool mexican and salvadorian dudes and they actually hung out with hotter chicks than the ones the regular IFC frat guys had...at least that was my taste in women at the time... ODPhi mostly met with pretty Hispanic girls from MGC sororities. But then again it was still 2013 and I was still used to crushing on Hispanic girls having grown up in SA. The regular pan enic sororities there were too, idk... blonde, too ditzy, for the most part?

As far as the chicken wings, it was boneless wings back in 2013 when Buffalo Wild Wings (at least the one in Denton) had unlimited 50 cent chicken wings every Thursday evening. So don't feel TOO bad.

[Joseph Kony]

2014 was a damn good year.

2013 was... trying, to say the least. Some horrible rock bottom lows, some reasons for excitement. In order: Dumped on V-Day by serious gf when asking her to prom, learned to sing masterfully, got interview for full ride scholarship to UNT, great uncle dies, letter comes back that I didn't get the scholarship, still plan to attend UNT anyway with patchy grants and small scholarships, HS valedictorian graduation, 6, longest/hottest summer ever, started college, it's 107º outside, cute girl who I'd talked to since the spring who was going to said college ended up hating me, pledge a stupid frat, me and gay black dude had to both move from our original dorm even though it was 100% his fault, friend helps me move to new dorm (a better but more expensive one), got written up to dean of students by a little 25 y/o stuck-up girl teacher in a gimmick class I didn't even want, quit the frat, pretend to rush a Hispanic frat to get free chicken wings, UNT doing well at football, weather finally cools down, UNT doing really well at football, Spurs championship season begins, homecoming, pancakes with pretty girls, UNT loses to... UTSA at home? WTF?, get ing wasted at a party and walked back in the dark 2 miles, weather gets cold, Thanksgiving spent alone on campus, dead week, weather gets REALLY cold, Icepocalypse happens, finals get squinched into REALLY tight window, I still make straight A's, go home to SA, get LASIK, Christmas happens, Cowboys lose final game to Eagles on Orton pick, Spurs look good but a step below the Thunder and Heatles, end of the year.

2013 in a heaping nuts .

quit being a little

[spurraider21]

actual account of OP's marriage

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/couple-stil...074338580.html

[Avante]

Seen a lot of presidents but have never seen anything like we are seeing in 2017. What in the is going on, this guy belongs here, the guy is a ing freak. How in the this moron ever made any $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$?

And, dump the stupid ass way we elect these people. The popular vote is all that should matter.

I will predict this....

Trump will not be our President by this time next year.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Seen a lot of presidents but have never seen anything like we are seeing in 2017. What in the is going on, this guy belongs here, the guy is a ing freak. How in the this moron ever made any $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$?

And, dump the stupid ass way we elect these people. The popular vote is all that should matter.

I will predict this....

Trump will not be our President by this time next year.

Hillary was a much worse choice, though.

[pgardn]

It was the UNT Omega Delta Phi chapter. They said I could even have a bid if I worked hard enough towards that, even though I'd only be one of 2 non-Hispanics (the other a mixed asian guy). The president/chair was a guy named Danny. The rush chair's name was Ithum (or something like that). Pretty cool mexican and salvadorian dudes and they actually hung out with hotter chicks than the ones the regular IFC frat guys had...at least that was my taste in women at the time... ODPhi mostly met with pretty Hispanic girls from MGC sororities. But then again it was still 2013 and I was still used to crushing on Hispanic girls having grown up in SA. The regular pan enic sororities there were too, idk... blonde, too ditzy, for the most part?

As far as the chicken wings, it was boneless wings back in 2013 when Buffalo Wild Wings (at least the one in Denton) had unlimited 50 cent chicken wings every Thursday evening. So don't feel TOO bad.

The Hispanic frat named furniture after some sort of fake chemical element?
You are lucky to be alive and thinking about where to cunningly plan for your next meal.

Im getting this vision of Nacho Libre hunting you down for a partner using stale tortilla chips as bait.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

The Hispanic frat named furniture after some sort of fake chemical element?
You are lucky to be alive and thinking about where to cunningly plan for your next meal.

Im getting this vision of Nacho Libre hunting you down for a partner using stale tortilla chips as bait.

No not furniture. Rush chairman. Basically the guy who helps the prez make final decisions on who to bid, who to cut, who to keep around for potential initiation. But it's not as big a deal in non-IFC, e.g. non-"white" fraternities. Because bids are in low demand from those frats since they don't have the "fun", the popularity, the notoriety, the houses, the alumni network, the number of sororities/sorority girls, and the hype around campus that the IFC frats do.

[pgardn]

No not furniture. Rush chairman. Basically the guy who helps the prez make final decisions on who to bid, who to cut, who to keep around for potential initiation. But it's not as big a deal in non-IFC, e.g. non-"white" fraternities. Because bids are in low demand from those frats since they don't have the "fun", the popularity, the notoriety, the houses, the alumni network, the number of sororities/sorority girls, and the hype around campus that the IFC frats do.

*Adjusts tie and clears throat*

My attempt at a bad joke Nacho.
I succeeded per usual.

But really, his name was Ithum?
Thats like that Spanish lisp they pull off in Barcelona.

thhhhhhh thhhhhhhh

[UNT Eagles 2016]

*Adjusts tie and clears throat*

My attempt at a bad joke Nacho.
I succeeded per usual.

But really, his name was Ithum?
Thats like that Spanish lisp they pull off in Barcelona.

thhhhhhh thhhhhhhh

I don't exactly know how it was spelled, but when I asked he said like "eye" (pointed to his eye) "thumb" (put up the hitch hiker thumb signal). So to this day I'm not sure on the spelling.

He also had a huge hook nose like a jew, but he was brown skinned and said his family was Salvadorian and Colombian.

[Mark Celibate]

I don't exactly know how it was spelled, but when I asked he said like "eye" (pointed to his eye) "thumb" (put up the hitch hiker thumb signal). So to this day I'm not sure on the spelling.

He also had a huge hook nose like a jew, but he was brown skinned and said his family was Salvadorian and Colombian.