( )Sexual frustration probably. It's why they need to release with doublehandjobs after the game.![]()
What's with kickball players fingering eachother on the field, tbh?
( )Sexual frustration probably. It's why they need to release with doublehandjobs after the game.![]()
He even wrote a book called "I ain't an athlete, lady"The guy in his prime totally looked like a truck driver, he will even admit it, yet his batting average was excellent at .331.
"I love to chew tobacco during my game until I realized the dentist was pulling all my tooth"
"He was asked how is a typical game day for you?" He replied "For a 730 game, I usually like to get there at 1, then we usually play cards for hours" hahahahaahaha
Gotta respect a pig that knows he's a pig.
Bro I ain't no pro-soccer maniac or baseball, just honestly I played both sports and soccer is more demanding of you. Man, when you can play a sport 7 days a week, it says how much it takes out of you, O!
Dirk said he isn't an athlete either. And Kruk was a below average player overall.Batting average.
He was 1B with no power, no speed, and never posted a WAR above 5.
Here's what Michael Jordan had to say about baseball:
You found that out when you switched to soccer, since you likely couldn't hit the ball out of the infield“Athletically and physically, basketball is harder,” said Jordan. “But mentally, this game is a lot harder. You have to deal with disappointment so often.”![]()
Lardball players can't even run past 30 meters bro.
Oh, and this was the world champ in your favorite sport.
46 and fat as a goddamn hog. Training probably consisted of eating double cheesburgers off his grill.
Another legendary professional boxer.
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You still haven't learned to troll, have you?
"Never troll with something that can be countered in two seconds."
https://www.mlb.com/video/statcast-b...?tid=240568594
Baseball players run more than 100 feet all the time. You'd know this if you knew how to use google.
You are totally right, but it was due to the fact that I wasn't built like a truck driver and wasn't chewing enough tobacco. Should have probably got to the playing field 10 hours earlier to play cards.
And the current dominant heavyweight. If Kruk looked like a truck driver, what's this guy look like?
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Of course I'm right. Every person I've ever met who "hates baseball" hates it because they were at it, always striking out and then having to hear from dad. How many rides home were filled with tears for you?
Please please please don't compare the sweet science with baseball. Just embarrassing. In combat sports they have weight classes in case you didn't know.
Why pick Foreman, in case you didn't know Bernard Hopkins was almost 49 and a champ, because unlike baseball player they actually do train and not play cards.
Baseball player's cardio, after precisely 30 second Jose Canseco has his hand on his knees exhausted like a baseball player, then came the haymaker LOL.
Midnight seriously, you can't fool me is boxing dude, don't try. Don't even try with the "current dominant heavyweight" crap. Just embarrassing.
Why don't you bring Tyson Fury's body pic and weight during this very fight? And in case you didn't know he suffered from depression/drugs etc shortly after/during this time and quit boxing and training. Addiction kills.
Don't be lazy and just Google Images of "boxing fat". Doesn't work like that. You have to know the context. Just pure laziness and uneducated. Just speed search something on Google and paste it on Spurstalk to fool people.
I knew you'd deflect with the weight class thing. Just because there's a weight class, doesn't excuse the top heavyweights from being fatasses. Lol FatGlove.
You're actually countering with Canseco as if that's a burn? It shows baseball players at least have the guts to step into the ring and try a sport they have no experience with. Where's all the twink soccer stars trying MMA after their career is over?
That's exactly what you do
Baseball=women professionals. And your dumbass doesn't understand the context of those situations, either. Pure laziness and uneducated, indeed. And you can't spin your way out of this one. George Foreman won the heavyweight le at 46 years old and looked as if he ate more than trained. In what other sport can a 46 year fat ass be the undisputed best in the world?
B-But I won't call out boxing because it's my favorite sport
Guess what. I like boxing, too. But unlike your lot, I'm not re ed and think that physical appearance betrays skill or athleticism.
And fat>muscle mass for certain athletes. I recognize that fact. It's why you see a lot of fatasses at the upper weight classes in MMA, boxing, and Amateur wrestling. Being "shredded" isn't always optimal.
Dude the word HEAVY is in heavyweight, are you that stupid? And yes there are weight classes in combat sports, I don't make the rules dumbass.
OH OH WEBSHAD look how fat this HEAVYweight is, hahahahah hahaha. *rolling eyes* dumbass
I bet you are going to bring a skinny dude now saying look at this FEATHERweight.![]()
You can be "heavy" and not look like you just had a month long marathon at the buffet. Have you heard of something called muscle mass? As I said before, in NO other sport would a 46 year old fatass be the best in the world. Shows how much a joke boxing is as a sport. But they hit each other and stuff.
Baseball idiot talking about muscle mass. Dude please stop.
46 is not the number idiot, 49 is [i.e. Bernard Hopkins]. Don't you know how to read?
Icon Babe Ruth was 99% muscle mass and icon Muhammed Ali was a fatty. Riiiiight.
Just stop embarrassing yourself with boxing, you're reaching too far. I know you are frustrated, but it's nothing personal. Reality is boxing demands a lot more of you than f-ing baseball, no comparison. Nothing to be ashamed of.
In case you didn't know, there is a weight class called Super Heavyweight, now go Google Images that and have fun and pretend you're happy.
Hopkins wasn't fat. Glad that you brought him up, anyhow. In what other sport could a 49 year old be the best in the world? It's cute you're super impressed with guys hitting each other, but the reality is, when so many 40 and mid-40 year olds have become champions, it illustrates boxing's lack of athletic demand. You're supposed to decline athletically after 35. Boxers seem to get better
And yeah, "baseball idiots" know something about muscle mass.
Frustrated about what? You and the soccer crew's logic has been to denounce sports as not real sports where fat and/or old athletes can succeed. There is no comparable example in baseball to George Foreman (fat and old) or Bernard Hopkins (old).
Finally, a good fight from him, beating up a senior citizen. Alas, how tough are baseball players. Very very tough indeed.
Canseco is your big counter
Again, shows his courage. Where's all the fatglove fatties trying different sports?
Take the L. In no other legitimate sport can a 50 year old or 46 year old obese man become the best in the world. Shows boxing's lack of overall skill and athleticism demand.
Amazing, my apology midnight, I didn't know that baseball player were that ripped.
Hahahahah now look are boxers, looool, look at these lard boxers.
On a serious note, dude literally typed "boxing fat" on google for urgent help.![]()
Courage beating up a grand father senior citizen.Yes that is some courage indeed. Baseball player are very tough indeed.
Just incase y'all didn't know, this is fake news. That dude is not a baseball player, he is a fat boxer.![]()
Google for help?
Yeah, George Foreman, Tyson Fury, James Toney, and Butterbean are such obscure names. I really needed google. And on the MMA side (which you're also a fan of), you have Mark Hunt, Fedor, Cain Velasquez, Tim Silvia, and that one fat redneck who does actually look like a truck driver. All world champions at one time (except the fat redneck).
FatGlove
but I like it, so I won't admit fatties can compete in it
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