OT: ..I wonder what sport Ramona Shelburne used to play?

[midnightpulp]

Many Americans are brainwashed from a young age into worshipping football. A sport filled with fat guys, yet they claim they're the "best athletes" based on the few positions that entail athleticism. What's more, they claim it's the "ultimate team sport", when in reality it's a sport of specialists and in many cases the players probably don't even know half the team . . . but it's violent, so it makes them feel like "real" men to claim to be fans, even though many never had the balls to actually play it.

Those fat guys are uber athletic. Warren Sapp had a sub 5 forty and 30" vert at 320lb.

[DMC]

Many Americans are brainwashed from a young age into worshipping football. A sport filled with fat guys, yet they claim they're the "best athletes" based on the few positions that entail athleticism. What's more, they claim it's the "ultimate team sport", when in reality it's a sport of specialists and in many cases the players probably don't even know half the team . . . but it's violent, so it makes them feel like "real" men to claim to be fans, even though many never had the balls to actually play it.

^Individual who couldn't make the JV.

[140]

Those fat guys are uber athletic. Warren Sapp had a sub 5 forty and 30" vert at 320lb.

[midnightpulp]

Dig a little deeper here.

The 40-yard dash time of 4.69 seconds Sapp recorded at the 1995 NFL Scouting Combine was two tenths of a second faster than the fastest defensive tackle in the 2013 draft. Also at the combine, Sapp registered a vertical leap of 31 inches.Jul 31, 2013

Soccer's greatest athlete Cristiano Ronaldo:

40: 4.8 seconds

Veri: 30'

But does FatSapp have s-s-stamina like Ronaldo

No.

But can that twink bench 400lb? Deadlift 600lb? Military press 300lb?

[TD 21]

^Individual who couldn't make the JV.

I excel at virtually every sport
Typical American, getting defensive because someone doesn't worship your precious football

[midnightpulp]

You realize that Sapp's 40 time and vert is better than your hero's Ronaldo, right? See my latest post.

[midnightpulp]

I excel at virtually every sport
Typical American, getting defensive because someone doesn't worship your precious football

With the way you're calling him a "typical American," it looks like you're from another country. How could you "excel" at football when your country's school likely didn't have a team? And if it did have a team, it was probably filled with misfits who didn't know what they're doing. You could be from Canada, but that isn't a hotbed of American football talent.

And no one is "worshiping" football. You're just talking out of your ass. Those "fat guys" are athletic freaks by any metric. Which other sport are you going to find 300 pounders that can run sub 5.0 forties?

[unleashbaynes]

incredibly athletic play for a non-athlete

[TD 21]

With the way you're calling him a "typical American," it looks like you're from another country. How could you "excel" at football when your country's school likely didn't have a team? And if it did have a team, it was probably filled with misfits who didn't know what they're doing. You could be from Canada, but that isn't a hotbed of American football talent.

And no one is "worshiping" football. You're just talking out of your ass. Those "fat guys" are athletic freaks by any metric. Which other sport are you going to find 300 pounders that can run sub 5.0 forties?

So not being an American cliché automatically makes one a foreigner? And either virtually means every or is irrelevant if the sport you worship isn't included? Typical American.

[midnightpulp]

So not being an American cliché automatically makes one a foreigner? And either virtually means every or is irrelevant if the sport you worship isn't included? Typical American.

Only a non-American would call someone a "typical American" in response to a post that wasn't even patriotic.

I'm not a football worshiper. I've had lengthy debates on here on why I think the NFL is a garbage product. But what is cold hard fact is those "fat guys" are super-athletic.

[midnightpulp]

incredibly athletic play for a non-athlete

I thought baseball was "fatball." Where's all the fat guys in that clip?

[td4mvp2k]

you just can't defend your sport when players are having bukakes in the shower

if midgets kicking a ball around for hrs to celebrate ties wasnt bad enough... tbh

[Clipper Nation]

incredibly athletic play for a non-athlete

"But can he jack his teammates off in the shower like Messi and Ronaldo?"

- The Povertyball Krew

[midnightpulp]

I think this feud has run its course. Handjobball crew was checkmated with too many bombs.

Time to challenge a new sport. Maybe they can go after something more their speed, like fishing.

[DAF86]

I think this feud has run its course. Handjobball crew was checkmated with too many bombs.

Time to challenge a new sport. Maybe they can go after something more their speed, like fishing.

This was never a feud son. Soccer is the most popular sport in the World. Baseball is a game that requires burning less calories than a walk on the park.

[DMC]

I excel at virtually every sport
Typical American, getting defensive because someone doesn't worship your precious football

Yes, every internet personality is a 6'7" freakishly athletic savant, devilishly handsome and one of a rapper.

[DMC]

This was never a feud son. Soccer is the most popular sport in the World. Baseball is a game that requires burning less calories than a walk on the park.

It's popular because 300 people can play with one ball.

[Mark Celibate]

I excel at virtually every sport
Typical American, getting defensive because someone doesn't worship your precious football

[midnightpulp]

This was never a feud son. Soccer is the most popular sport in the World. Baseball is a game that requires burning less calories than a walk on the park.

Which sport is more popular was never the debate. I mean, Taylor Swift or Bieber are the most popular "musicians" in the world. Doesn't mean they aren't .

Burning calories

Senior citizens out for their daily 5 mile jog burn more calories in a week than a soccer player. Nothing impressive about soccer's aerobic demands. And besides that, baseball (with a women's sport included) was proven by science to be the harder sport.

Like I said, time to go after fishing or maybe lawn bowling

[DMC]

If it was popular in more 1st world countries they might begin to earn professional level salaries. You got Messi and Ronaldo McDonaldo.

[DMC]

According to an Associated Press study, the average MLB salary will break the $4 million mark for the first time in 2015, continuing a trend that has seen payrolls skyrocket due in part to increasing revenues from broadcasting deals. The average player will make an estimated $4.25 million this season, up from $3.65 million just two years ago.

[FkLA]

Why is Fat Hands suddenly mid's right hand man when it comes to defending fatball?

Oh right it's cause he's fat.

[midnightpulp]

Why is Fat Hands suddenly mid's right hand man when it comes to defending fatball?

Oh right it's cause he's fat.

We're not defending football here. Keep up.

[DMC]

Why is Fat Hands suddenly mid's right hand man when it comes to defending fatball?

Oh right it's cause he's fat.

How is South San Antonio this time of year?

[140]

This was never a feud son. Soccer is the most popular sport in the World. Baseball is a game that requires burning less calories than a walk on the park.

Come one son don't ruin this, it's cute watching him thinking he's actually proving something with all those "studies" and graphs tbh let him think he still has a chance