OT: Povertyball?

[lefty]

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/sta...59106356715521

[DAF86]

If it was popular in more 1st world countries they might begin to earn professional level salaries. You got Messi and Ronaldo McDonaldo.

DMC

[lefty]

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DMC

Son a spreadsheet can't be beaten with a tweet. Only a graph can beat it tbh

[Silver&Black]

This has to be Clipper Nation's reply...

[midnightpulp]

Lefty, we really don't use the Povertyball name anymore.

We've moved on to Doublehandjobball or TicTacTrot.

[DAF86]

This has to be Clipper Nation's reply...

lol that might actually be correct.

[midnightpulp]

lol that might actually be correct.

That Neymar doesn't play a sport?

You're coming around

[DAF86]

That Neymar doesn't play a sport?

You're coming around

Nope, that that's Clipper Nation

[Clipper Nation]

What an idiotic comparison. The NBA has a salary cap. Doublehandjobball doesn't.

[dfens]

This has to be Clipper Nation's reply...

tbh neymar is not even a GOAT level talent and he is about to make more than Lebeta has in his entire career ..

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/sta...59106356715521

organizing world cups in the desert is expensive business tbh if neymar is getting this much can you imagine the $$$ for the bribes?



also lmao this midnight just begging for a reply

[dfens]

What an idiotic comparison. The NBA has a salary cap. Doublehandjobball doesn't.

lmao salarycap ball yet you call football povertyball.
let 'em field s get paid at market value you hypocrite communists so the Lakers can finally go back to contending

[Clipper Nation]

lmao salarycap ball yet you call football povertyball.
let 'em field s get paid at market value you hypocrite communists

Povertyball is povertyball because of the third-world fanbase, not the overpaid actresses who star in it. Try to keep up.

[midnightpulp]

tbh neymar is not even a GOAT level talent and he is about to make more than Lebeta has in his entire career ..


organizing world cups in the desert is expensive business tbh if neymar is getting this much can you imagine the $$$ for the bribes?



also lmao this midnight just begging for a reply

LeBron James has an estimated net worth in the range of $400 million,

[midnightpulp]

Povertyball is povertyball because of the third-world fanbase, not the overpaid actresses who star in it. Try to keep up.

[midnightpulp]

Neymar deserves it really. Acting skills off the charts. And since we've established soccer is more theater than sport, I don't see a problem with giving one of the best performers a huge contract.

[Mitch]

Imagine this: your favorite sport is notorious for drama queens and flopping on the field over the most subtle contact. You can touch the ponytail of one of those feminine kickball players and they'll fall down holding their damn knee.

"well, you shouldn't touch players that's not part of the sport. Flopping happens in basketball anyways "

Fair enough, but then one day you see Javier and Antonio ending up on the ground after a scuffle on the field. It all looks okay buy you see Javier's hand on Antonio's ass, middle finger bent and buried into his anus making a sexual motion. This has happened multiple times in prostateball by different players. Some pretty gay , don't even see it in male figure skating. So you, being the feminine argie or Canuck you are, deflect any way you can

"Look, soccer players run all the time,theyre athletic and manly. Maybe some are gay, big ing deal."

Then a week later a trio of bukakeball players get caught in the locker room - one giving a double hand job with a big smile like he was James harden at a strip club. They're literally having bukakes in the shower, This is unprecedented in sports. What do you reply with? It doesn't matter, your favorite sport is quite frankly full of flamers coating the locker room with semen.

[midnightpulp]

Imagine this: your favorite sport is notorious for drama queens and flopping on the field over the most subtle contact. You can touch the ponytail of one of those feminine kickball players and they'll fall down holding their damn knee.

"well, you shouldn't touch players that's not part of the sport. Flopping happens in basketball anyways "

Fair enough, but then one day you see Javier and Antonio ending up on the ground after a scuffle on the field. It all looks okay buy you see Javier's hand on Antonio's ass, middle finger bent and buried into his anus making a sexual motion. This has happened multiple times in prostateball by different players. Some pretty gay , don't even see it in male figure skating. So you, being the feminine argie or Canuck you are, deflect any way you can

"Look, soccer players run all the time,theyre athletic and manly. Maybe some are gay, big ing deal."

Then a week later a trio of bukakeball players get caught in the locker room - one giving a double hand job with a big smile like he was James harden at a strip club. They're literally having bukakes in the shower, This is unprecedented in sports. What do you reply with? It doesn't matter, your favorite sport is quite frankly full of flamers coating the locker room with semen.

I'll admit that FkLA irritated me when he said it's an "insult" to compare the likes of Stanton, Judge, Mike Trout, Bryce Harper, George Springer, and the like to a soccer twink, who are "real" athletes. These are guys who are 230-280lb of muscle, can run faster than pretty much any soccer twink, bench 350-400lb, and are just athletic beasts overall. Soccer's "athletes" are typically built like women.

And yeah, I'm tired of hearing "they run around a lot! They're super athletic!"

Here's the aerobic demands of TwinkTrot:

A Moderate Calorie Burn. According to Harvard Health Publications, people who weigh 155 and 185 pounds burn about 260 and 311 calories, respectively, during 30 minutes of playing soccer.

So about 600 calories burned in an hour. Let's compare that to another activity.

Calories burned during the 55 minutes of "Sweatin' to the Oldies" will vary depending on your body size and workout pace. For example, a 125-pound person dancing at a fast clip would burn about 420 calories an hour, while a 185-pound person would burn 622 at the same intensity and length of time, according to Harvard Health Publications.

So basically soccer's aerobic demands are something this guy can do with ease:



"It's a game where you run until you're about to throw up" DAF86

Sure.

[Clipper Nation]

Richardsimmonsball

[midnightpulp]

Richardsimmonsball

And soccer gets YET another name

[Darth_Pelican]

The doublehandjobball krewe has been triggered hard since the shower picture. New threads defending their "sport" keep popping up.

[Donkeybong]

Im not sure when this became a thing of having to choose one sport over the other. Both basketball and soccer are ing awesome.

[DMC]

Downhillskiingball

[midnightpulp]

Im not sure when this became a thing of having to choose one sport over the other. Both basketball and soccer are ing awesome.

Baseball vs. soccer, actually.

And I agree. As a kid, there was no comparing the sports to one another. You played/followed football in the Fall, played/followed basketball (or hockey) in the winter, played/followed baseball in the spring and summer. They all had their own unique character and challenges, and would benefit an athlete to play them all since each sport develops different traits and skills. American kids would typically not play soccer seriously, but we all bought FIFA and appreciated the sport in that sense.

I never experienced the comparing sports meme until the Internet, and of course, it began with foreigners comparing their football to our football ( you don't even use your feet in your "football" and it's filled with fat guys smashing into each other )

Soccer fanatics are kind of like Islamic extremists. Seems they want the whole sports world under a proverbial soccer caliphate and nothing else.

[Robz4000]

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