Amateur: "Athlete" you can beat in a 300 meter run?..

[DMC]

i heard they added peanut butter on top... you don't stand a chance homie

https://m.qsrmagazine.com/news/krisp...utter-doughnut

run DMC!!

Not a peanut butter person. How about you? Nutella?

[DMC]

You wouldn't even need a 300 meter run for handjobball players, they'd just beat you in the showers.

[TDMVPDPOY]

i heard they added peanut butter on top... you don't stand a chance homie

https://m.qsrmagazine.com/news/krisp...utter-doughnut

run DMC!!

u tried them Nutella donuts? ....

[whitemamba]

u tried them Nutella donuts? ....

Not a big sugar guy tbh

[whitemamba]

Not a peanut butter person. How about you? Nutella?

Peanut Butter >Nutella

[lebomb]

I can smoke Butterbean in the 300m.

[BD24]

This ing dumb ass thinking he could outrun jeter or trout

[Horse]

Your dad when he comes home early.

[apalisoc_9]

Yeah I have no doubt in my mind I can beat these "Athletes"

[DMC]

Yeah I have no doubt in my mind I can beat these "Athletes"

You don't get to do that without hitting the ball over the fence. You couldn't hold the bat

[FkLA]

Fat boy standing up for Fatolo Colon.

[FkLA]

Colon is in his 40s and morbidly obese yet still a solid starter in fatball. You won't ever see that in a real sport.

[apalisoc_9]

Colon is in his 40s and morbidly obese yet still a solid starter in fatball. You won't ever see that in a real sport.

I am American!!

[DMC]

Fat boy standing up for Fatolo Colon.

Bend over, I'll stand up for your colon.

[midnightpulp]

Colon is in his 40s and morbidly obese yet still a solid starter in fatball. You won't ever see that in a real sport.

A morbidly obese 46 year old became the best boxer in the world.

[DMC]

+ A Mexican commenting about someone being fat is as well.

[midnightpulp]

+ A Mexican commenting about someone being fat is as well.

Another irony is that he comments on the same few fatties in baseball while being a fan of a sport where 40% of the roster is dangerously obese and where 40 year olds with dad-bods dominate the hardest position.

[midnightpulp]

Apa also ain't beating Colon in a sprint. He was clocked last year at 16.2 mph.



You see the players with top speeds under 16mph were able to run 5.1ish 40s. So Colon is in the 5.0 40 range.

[apalisoc_9]

Mid's sources are starting to sound more ridiculous by day

Bartolo colon is now a fast sprinter according to his source

[midnightpulp]

Mid's sources are starting to sound more ridiculous by day

Bartolo colon is now a fast sprinter according to his source

My sources are nfl combine stats, mlb statcast, and basic math.

Sorry I killed your weak troll effort with facts.

[DMC]

The Sleeper Cell getting wrecked over and over, still taking L's from the double fisted shower shuffle.

[FkLA]

A morbidly obese 46 year old became the best boxer in the world.

Old and coming out of retirement with his body looking washed af? Yes. Morbidly obese? No. On Fatolo's level? no.

Nice try though.

[midnightpulp]

Old and coming out of retirement with his body looking washed af? Yes. Morbidly obese? No. On Fatolo's level? no.

Nice try though.

Nice cherry picked angle.



Look at that gut.

Also, when did Colon become the best in the world?

"Solid starter" Colon has an 8.00 era this year. Career ERA above 4.00. He was an average-to-below pitcher with a couple good years.

[midnightpulp]

Here's the heavyweight champ of Texas. So this guy was a "solid pro fighter."



Fat guys only count against the sport when they're in baseball

And also, your favorite sport is the fattest ball sport in the world by far

[FkLA]

Apa also ain't beating Colon in a sprint. He was clocked last year at 16.2 mph.



You see the players with top speeds under 16mph were able to run 5.1ish 40s. So Colon is in the 5.0 40 range.

lol 5.0 40 yd dash



He was clocked in at 16.2 mph for how long? Like a split second? We both know that walrus can't sustain that speed over 300m. Those stats of yours are sounding shadier and shadier, tbh.