Curb is definitely better as a once a week show and not a binge show.
So, I watched a few episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm years ago. Had a buddy that made me watch them. We were high and it was funny as .
Decided to finally go back to the beginning and watch the whole series. It's not as funny as I remember but I'm only into season 2. Definitely has it's moments but the bit can get tiresome.
Anyhooo...saw the episode with Thor, the wrestler, and heard something that sounded familiar...
Thor The Wrestler:
Shut up! You know what's you're looking at? You are looking at 245 pounds of twisted steel and drop-your-bony-butt-to-the-curb appeal. I will *body slam* you so hard that you will poop your bald pants. Hear me? Don't you ever... ever... *ever* point another finger at my kids again, because if you do, I will break it off and shove it right up your sphincter.
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Curb is definitely better as a once a week show and not a binge show.
Fat ol 300lb fish in 3...2...
Yeah...I never really thought about it when I started but that makes a lot of sense.
Speaking of wrestling and twisted RAILROAD steel.
The all time 20 man pro rasslin' Twisted Railroad Steel Battle Royal
Jeep Swenson
Bautista
Brock Lesnar
The Warlord
The Roadwarriors
Goldberg
Braun Stroman
The Barbarian
Ryback
Hercules Hernandez
Lex Luger
Tony "Mr. USA" Atlas
Sailor Art Thomas
John Cena
Bobby Lashley
Samson Burke
Rocky Johnson
Ahmad Johnson
Earl "Mr.Universe" Maynard
I first saw Steve Reeves in Hercules in 1959 or around there. This changed my life. I started lifting chairs, books, whatever because at 10/11 my dad said I was too young for weights. The Christmas of my 15th year I got my first set of weights with bench. By now I was playing football and running track, so that combination of running,football training and weight training....dynamic. Today I'm 6-2 275 pounds of, yep..............TWISTED RAILROAD STEEL.
When you take into consideration my knowledge of so many things then my monstrous look, pretty awe inspiring to be blunt. And I love it when little know nothings try to challenge Avante, it never works out for them and it is funny.
Last edited by Avante; 08-30-2017 at 08:46 PM.
^^
Tony At1as
Ted Arcidi
Bill Kazmier
Mark Henry
LOL Goldberg...
I enjoy it, but the amount of cringe worthy moments can give me anxiety.
me too. There were times with Curb and the British Office where I had to pause it for a minute because it was too cringey for me to handle.
A girl's best friend
Is a fatman
He brings her pearls and diamonds.
Sometimes she looks so blown away
The fatman haunts her to this day
Fatman, Fatman...
Guilt will not be easily thrown astray.
Tony "Mr.USA" Atlas is mentioned.
I wouldn't put the other three on the same....rassling....level with those I did mention.
One stupid post after stupid post, my God guy, please elevate your game, ok little guy?
There will always be those who just can't stand it when they come in contact with anyone who knows more than they do, Avante feasts on this dumb s.
There is only like 3 or 4 people on your list that have ability.
Love the rasslin'
All Time Wrestlefeast
Preliminaries
The Sheik vs Killer Kowalski
Antonio Rocca vs Edouard Carpentier
"Stonecold" Steve Austin vs Brett "Hitman" Hart
the Bruiser vs Freddie Blassie
Randy "Macho Man" Savage vs Jerry "King" Lawler
The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers vs Verne Gagne
Special Attraction
The Roadwarriors vs Shawn Michaels & John Cena
Semi Main
Hulk Hogan vs "Nature Boy" Ric Flair
Maine Event
Lou Thesz vs Bruno Sammartino
All had more ability than Arcidi, Kazmeir and Henry.
You obviously never saw Jeep Swenson wrestle.
And Mark Henry got really ing good after a long while. He had really good matches as WHC. Easily better than 50% of your e list.
Will you ever figure this out? Seen them all going back to the late 50's, ok? Dude, why fight it like ya do?
Mark Henry was never better than anyone I listed, and if you knew this stuff you'd know this. Youtube some Jeep Swenson matches, learn something, ok rookie?
Give me 30 black rasslers, I know...ya can't.
Last edited by Avante; 08-31-2017 at 11:36 PM.
Anyone remember the PlayStation game "Twisted Steel" from the mid 90's?
Actually yeah...now that you mention it. I don't think I ever played it but I actually remember that there was a television commercial for it.
The second one was a solid game
Ah...I just looked it up. Twisted Metal.
Twisted Metal!!!! That's right....my bad
Size does matter.
My MIL needed her tire changed on her car so I got the job. While there I heard this woman screaming, it was coming from around the corner. So there I go with my lug wrench. There was this white Okie looking guy trying to break in her screen door.
Avante....(walking up behind him).....ok ok enought, ok?
Guy...(he turns around real quick with a attiude only to see this huge cat with a lug wrench).....wha....ah....ok (ya could tell he was scared)
Then....
screaming lady.....leave him alone, who are you?
I just turned and walked way.
MIL....oh that was just Frank and Wanda, they pull that kind of thing everytime he comes home drunk. No big deal.
What a nice neighborhood
I seriously doubt anyone in that neigborhood is following Avante around like a stalker. Dude, I don't like you, I think you're an asshole, ok? So stop bugging Avante, ok ya ing ?
Dude, did you really think Nick Chubb was only going to play one game? My God, what an idiot.
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