Avante and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
Avante says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”
So a young Avante, back home from a long tour in Olongapo, decides to go out on a date on a Friday night. He pumps a few reps on the bench press, cleans up, dresses nice, and picks her up on time. They go out to a nice restaurant, he orders a steak, she has the eggplant parmesan, and they enjoy the evening. They get back to his place, and things heat up. They’re making out on the couch. Avante feels like it’s the perfect time to go for second base. That’s when she stops him...
”Second base? That’s a little presumptuous of you,” she says.
“Presumptuous?” Avante replies. “That’s an awfully big word for a 12 year old.”
Avante and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
Avante says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”
Avante and a rabbi were in a school and the building caught on fire.
As they were running out of the building the Avante said: "Wait, what about the kids??"
The Rabbi replied "Ah, screw them kids"
Avante said, "Wait..., do you think there's time?"
Avante walks into a bar called the KIT KATT KLUB in Olongapo, he and some buddies grab a table in the back. Here they come....buy me drink babysan?
Avante...how about we move to that table over there?
cutie...ok.
after ordering drinks.
Avante....who is that over there? (pointing to a real young looking girl)
cutie...my little sister.
Avante...how old is she?
cute...13.
Avante....be right back
Walking over to a table with four Marines, the biggest with this 13 year old girl.
Avante...can I talk with you a minute?
Big Marine....ah....sure.
Walking over to the bandstand (band on break)
Avante....that girl is only 13, so how about you leave her be as I talk to the manager, ok?
Big Marine....(looking at Avantes biceps)....ah....sounds good, I didn't know.
Avante....thank you, next round on me....thanks.
Walking from the bandstand to the bar and the bartender.
Avante...let me talk to the manager, ok?
Bartender...I'm the manager, so?
Avante....why is that (pointing) 13 girl in here?
Bartender...she works here, is that a problem?
Avante ....here are your options slick, you can keep her on the payroll and chance this ing place burning to the ground and you being beaten like a ing dog by me and my buddies over there (pointing to the marines). Or......you pay her off and let her go, she's too young and you know it. And...we cool...ok?
Bartender....she's my daughter, I see you met my other one. Melee has a one year old to support, thanks to a ing sailor. She was raped. She drinks tea. and NEVER leaves this bar without me, she needs a job...ok son? This doesn't interfere with her schooling, ok?
Avante....I apologize, I had no idea.
Bartender....too bad we don't have more like you, thanks for caring.
Last edited by Avante; 12-19-2017 at 04:44 PM.
well this we knew about already
So you bought a drink for a guy that was about to rape a child?
Dude, why do you constantly totally ignore what I said about this sick ass ? If I'd seen a young looking girl in a bar I would have done what you just read, noway in anyone is messing with kids with me around, ok? I would kick the out of anyone who gave me any bull about this. If I knew a guy was a sick ass pedo I would beat that sick to death....got it? You do not play this sick with me around, ok?
Dude, you really have no choice when it comes to buying these girls a drink, no way in you will just sit there all alone. And, it is hard to tell ages with these people.
When all this stupidity first started (what I had said totally ignored) it was just maybe one of those girls I thought was 18ish (I was 19-22) was actually 16. Now it's 12 year old boys......hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~
ONE MORE TIME
This is the post that started all this silly pedo talk.
I've never known a known pedophile. So I'm really not sure how I would act if in contact with the freak. I'm guessing I'd do my best to stay as far away as possble. There is nothing more disturbing that this, it is the ultimate wrong in my book.
How could anyone mistreat or sexually abuse a child, that has gotta be the pinnacle of sickness. These freaks need to be shot by the parents or some relative who would love blowing the bas away. Yep, a bullet right into the freaks diseased brain...yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've read that Mohammad was a pedophile, one of his many wives being a 6 year old, but he waited until she was all of 9 before he finally...........sick !
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I know, how in the can that become....you pedo......well? Is this ridiculous or what?
I need somebody to explain to me how what I said about this sick becomes....you pedo....well?
Stupid, are you really dumb enought (thinking a middle school kid can run a 20.00 says you are) 12 year old boys worked in bars hustling drinks, HAHAHAHAHAHA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ONE MORE TIME
I've never known a known pedophile. So I'm really not sure how I would act if in contact with the freak. I'm guessing I'd do my best to stay as far away as possble. There is nothing more disturbing that this, it is the ultimate wrong in my book.
How could anyone mistreat or sexually abuse a child, that has gotta be the pinnacle of sickness. These freaks need to be shot by the parents or some relative who would love blowing the bas away. Yep, a bullet right into the freaks diseased brain...yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've read that Mohammad was a pedophile, one of his many wives being a 6 year old, but he waited until she was all of 9 before he finally...........sick !
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Why is my stance on this sick being ignored, well?
post of the day nominee
As ya totally ignore....
I've never known a known pedophile. So I'm really not sure how I would act if in contact with the freak. I'm guessing I'd do my best to stay as far away as possble. There is nothing more disturbing that this, it is the ultimate wrong in my book.
How could anyone mistreat or sexually abuse a child, that has gotta be the pinnacle of sickness. These freaks need to be shot by the parents or some relative who would love blowing the bas away. Yep, a bullet right into the freaks diseased brain...yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've read that Mohammad was a pedophile, one of his many wives being a 6 year old, but he waited until she was all of 9 before he finally...........sick !
Why??????????????????????????????
Why??????????? Do you write this bull every time???????????????????
Dude, that is a copy job...ok? Why are you acting like you can;'t read" THAT...is the original post that started all this pedo bull ...ok?
So tell me what did I say there, well?
Show me how that becomes....you pedo...ok?
copy and paste pedophile accusation defense
Why do you need to just totally ignore what I said about that sick ? AND....it was Clipper Nation who went and brought my original post here.
Dude, why do you just ignore what what said...well? WELL?
Dude, I'm no sick ass pedo, are you just an idiot?
translation
Thank God for Avante, he's why I come here.
I challenge this board to explain how this....
I've never known a known pedophile. So I'm really not sure how I would act if in contact with the freak. I'm guessing I'd do my best to stay as far away as possble. There is nothing more disturbing that this, it is the ultimate wrong in my book.
How could anyone mistreat or sexually abuse a child, that has gotta be the pinnacle of sickness. These freaks need to be shot by the parents or some relative who would love blowing the bas away. Yep, a bullet right into the freaks diseased brain...yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've read that Mohammad was a pedophile, one of his many wives being a 6 year old, but he waited until she was all of 9 before he finally...........sick !
...becomes ...you pedo........well?
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