Star Wars: The last Jedi *** SPOILERS, probably ***

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

A guy who regulary falls for Fox News bull didn’t stand a chance against this masterpiece of selective editing.

[Spurtacular]

A guy who regulary falls for Fox News bull didn’t stand a chance against this masterpiece of selective editing.

Either Mark Hammil thinks the new Star Wars is , or he's the worst salesman in the world. Pull your head out of your ass, tbh.

[vy65]

That film is frminazist , emasculating piece of .

Also, RIP Mark Hamill, Disney is going to shoot him after he clearly expressed how much he hates this movie.

Yes, TFA was a rehash, but at least it was a nice hommage to the original trilogy and it was fun.

Rian gotson clearly hates the Star Wars universe.

Also, I really liked Hux in TFA.

10 minutes into the Last Jedi and he becomes a re ed goofball comic relief.

Grand Moff Tarkin was an awesome bad guy. That scene in TFA where Hux rally’s the troops made him seem like Hitler. Then “General Hgs”?

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Either Mark Hammil thinks the new Star Wars is , or he's the worst salesman in the world. Pull your head out of your ass, tbh.

Sounds like a guy who really ing hates Rian Johnson for what he “did” to Luke in before “lulz Disney paid him to write that”

[Spurtacular]

Sounds like a guy who really ing hates Rian Johnson for what he “did” to Luke in before “lulz Disney paid him to write that”

Sounds like a guy who got a payout to do a damage control tweet. Mark Hammil's position on the new Star Wars tiness is undeniable. Well, idiots will deny it.

[UZER]

Sounds like a guy who really ing hates Rian Johnson for what he “did” to Luke in before “lulz Disney paid him to write that”

Yeah, and Aldridge loves Pops system.

[lefty]

Grand Moff Tarkin was an awesome bad guy. That scene in TFA where Hux rally’s the troops made him seem like Hitler. Then “General Hgs”?

Oh my god that was sl cringy

[RGMCSE]

a cute Irish chic becoming the “last Jedi”
Walmart commercials.
no darth vadar.
some old dude living in New Zealand sits on a rock and imaginates victory from a rock.
the plot literally every movie being the same. New order is taking over the galaxy. Is more powerful, has all the technology, all the power and all the tricks up the sleeve. Yet 5 resistance freaks save the galaxy driving an old aircraft that looks like a side carriage motor bike.
Benicio Del Torro having a part in this show. It was the one moment I got excited something good was coming only for him to lose the accent and provide nothing exciting in his role. He sells out and turns on the poor lil Margaret cho and Eddie Murphy in five seconds.
princes lameya being absolutely useless
oh we’re stuck, 20 mins later oh never mind follow the meth crystal dog on the way out.
People holding their breath in the movie then clapping at the end.
Next 20 episode having the exact same plot and ending.

[Blake]

Oh neat, spoilers so that I can know what to expect before watching. Thanks

[Spurtacular]

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Sucks that this one seems to suck.
Bc now we gotta wait 2 whole years for part 9.
Next year is that abortion hipster black lando movie *shudder*

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Sucks that this one seems to suck.
Bc now we gotta wait 2 whole years for part 9.
Next year is that abortion hipster black lando movie *shudder*

It’s a very vocal minority of neckbeards who say this one sucks. The vast majority thinks it’s good but not great, and they don’t care about posting their reviews on RT with multiple accounts. And yeah, that Han Solo movie sounds tier and tier the more we hear about it I’m hoping that one sucks ass so that Disney rethinks their approach to future Star Wars films.

[Blake]

Oh neat, spoilers so that I can know what to expect before watching. Thanks

Thanks mod for merging thread tbh

[Spurtacular]

a cute Irish chic becoming the “last Jedi”
Walmart commercials.
no darth vadar.
some old dude living in New Zealand sits on a rock and imaginates victory from a rock.
the plot literally every movie being the same. New order is taking over the galaxy. Is more powerful, has all the technology, all the power and all the tricks up the sleeve. Yet 5 resistance freaks save the galaxy driving an old aircraft that looks like a side carriage motor bike.
Benicio Del Torro having a part in this show. It was the one moment I got excited something good was coming only for him to lose the accent and provide nothing exciting in his role. He sells out and turns on the poor lil Margaret cho and Eddie Murphy in five seconds.
princes lameya being absolutely useless
oh we’re stuck, 20 mins later oh never mind follow the meth crystal dog on the way out.
People holding their breath in the movie then clapping at the end.
Next 20 episode having the exact same plot and ending.

Killing hologram Luke means killing real Luke.
Recycling climactic/classic lines like they're tears of endearment.
More unofficial gay romances.

[Spurtacular]

princes lameya being absolutely useless

Saw a headline about Carrie Fischer stealing the show before I saw it. Turns out it was just part of the Star Wars PR blitz.

[Blake]

It was decent, nothing great. If it wasn't Star Wars it would be a completely forgettable film.

The part I lol'ed was Leia flying in space.

[Spurtacular]

It was decent, nothing great. If it wasn't Star Wars it would be a completely forgettable film.

The part I lol'ed was Leia flying in space.

"nother level"

AaronY

[Blake]

"nother level"

AaronY

You're strange.

[RGMCSE]

Saw a headline about Carrie Fischer stealing the show before I saw it. Turns out it was just part of the Star Wars PR blitz.

That was nothing more than pandering for the feminazis.

[UZER]

That only thing stolen by Carrie Fisher in that movie was years off her life.

[leemajors]

That only thing stolen by Carrie Fisher in that movie was years off her life.

Nah she was all coked out in the first trilogy

[Spurtacular]

Disney Snowflakes still doing their hostile takeover of Mark Hammil's twitter.
gots even had the nerve to write #HumbledHamill

[Spurtacular]

[Spurtacular]

Luke dropping truth bombs!

[djohn2oo8]

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