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Cue the Blake jokes.
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Cue the Blake jokes.
Can you give some context tbh? Was never arsed enough to read that book
Supposedly Mary was a virgin when she had Jesus and God knocked her up
And then Jesus came out black but Joseph still bought the wife's lie.
depends on what you believe
Joseph didn't exist. The story is just a symbol for the struggles of man in society. It's a free will vs determinism dichotomy that strives to erect a figurehead as a representative for struggle and overcoming it in an unproven afterlife - a marketing scheme to keep the lower echelons of IQ from revolting against the higher ones and being subsequently eradicated. It's the universal IOU, the great welch.
Mary was the 1st #me too
Blake ain't in The Bible. But if he were in Rick and Morty, he'd be Jerry.
The Blake thing just gets worse when you realize she probably wasn’t even white. Only the most beta of betas date non white women and end up cucked by them.
Could be. I was picturing a white woman with serious buyer's remorse, though.
It's threads like this one that proves without a doubt the level of intellect we see here is sad.
OBVIOUSLY.....all the stories we find in the Bible, Koran, in Buddism in Hinduism etc, are all total bull . Not unlike the writings of Homer.
Us humans simply refuse to accept the fact we are just too damn puny to get all this. So we make up trying to come up with some answer. Did all this just....THE BIG BANG....of course not, DNA proves that. Yes we had a Master Designer or Designers, but it never happened like what is found anywhere. We don't have a clue and never will.
Now watch some dummy ask me....so who were the Designers? I don't know, I just know it took a Desinger to design DNA.
Last edited by Avante; 01-28-2018 at 06:06 AM.
Who designed you to kids? They should go to jail too tbh.
Knocked her up?
I was an immaculate conception dude, please.
That's what Mary told Joseph
If you're a Jew and you don't believe Jesus was God's son then literally you believe good ol Joe got cuckolded, right?
No other plausible explanation
Jesus wasn't the immaculate conception... that refers to Mary's conception.
Why act like you didn't read my stance on that sick ? Show us where you got a stupid idea like that, yep, you can't.
Nobody here has ever seen me say anything other than....ya shoot a sick ass pedo. So where's that stupid comes from...????
Hey, hey.
Are you trying to confuse things here? Let's keep it real.
Huh?
Mary got pregnant and told Joseph God did it and he bought it.
That's where I'm at
I mean Blake prolly even laughs at that guy
Joseph thought he was unworthy when he realized he was going to be the stepfather of God's child.
So "holy cow", that's a bit intimidating. Now the question is how did Joseph come to this purported realization? He believed Mary, or there was other divine intervention. Or both.
What a heck of a fix poor Joseph had to go through. Give the dude a break.
If some long hair can kick ass on...1000...soldiers, what does that tell us about the Bible?
Long hair...
So you with your Navy crew cut have superior powers or what?
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