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“Fox & Friends” Putting Finishing Touches on Trump’s State of the Union Address
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—With just one day until Donald J. Trump’s first State of the Union address, the cast of “Fox and Friends” is working furiously on the final draft of the speech, members confirmed today.
“We’ve really been burning the midnight oil,” Steve Doocy, the host of the Fox program, said.
“We have so much to say tomorrow night, and we want to get it all in there.”
Doocy said that when he read the first draft of the State of the Union address last week,
he “kind of flipped out” when he realized that there was “absolutely no mention of Hillary Clinton’s Hydra-like tentacles controlling the Deep State.”
“The State of the Union address is the President’s chance to
tell the American people where the country is and where it’s going,” Doocy said.
“You can’t do that without talking about how Crooked Hillary is funnelling her Russian-uranium riches directly into Bob Mueller’s bank account in the Seyc es.”
While Trump reportedly has had
input from other sources, including the
Fox News anchor Sean Hannity,
the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, and
several neo-Nazi Twitter accounts,
Doocy said that the cast of “Fox & Friends” has final approval of the version that Trump will read Tuesday night.
“Someone has to have the last word,” Doocy said.
“There are a lot of voices in President Trump’s head, and that’s
not including the actual voices that are always in his head.”
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fox-and-friends-putting-finishing-touches-on-trumps-state-of-the-union-address
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That chick in the middle is hot.
Humor from Boro z
boutons and his daily dose of spamming this board with countless articles no one gives a about...
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Proofreads State of the Union One Last Time to Remove Any Remaining Facts
WASHINGTON —The White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, is proofreading the text of tonight’s State of the Union address one last time to remove any remaining facts, Sanders confirmed on Tuesday.
While a team of wordsmiths led by the senior adviser Stephen Miller has attempted to craft an entirely fact-free address, “It’s good to have a fresh set of eyes to root out any stray accuracies that might have crept in,” Sanders said.
The press secretary said that, for example, while purging the speech of truths, she noticed a reference to the
African-American unemployment rate standing at 6.8 per cent, a statistic that she deemed “unacceptably correct.”
“I read that and my Sanders sense started tingling,” she said.
Taking her blue pencil to the text, Sanders changed the number to a “better-sounding” 2.3 per cent.
“That may seem like a tiny detail, but it’s stuff like that that
separates the professional liars from the mere amateurs,” she said.
Once Sanders is confident that she has obliterated any lingering traces of reality from the script,
she will forward it to Donald J. Trump, who will insert misspellings.
“It makes him more comfortable reading it on the teleprompter if things are spelled his way,” she said.
The prospect of delivering tonight’s speech appears to have energized Trump, who
tweeted early Tuesday morning that he was “very much looking forward to the Steak of the Onion.”
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/sarah-huckabee-sanders-proofreads-state-of-the-union-to-remove-any-remaining-facts
Trump’s State of the Union fundraising plan blurs ethical lines
It’s not super unethical, it just seems that way
"This is a movement. It’s not about just one of us. It’s about ALL of us. Which is why your name deserves to be displayed during tonight's speech," declared the Trump campaign website.
, make your contribution of just $1 to have it
displayed right under the livestream of the President's State of the Union,"
said the campaign email,
"I have never heard of anything like this. It is a no class, money-grubbing misuse of the State of the Union address that is way beneath the dignity of the presidency and the occasion,"
"Donald Trump is commercializing and corrupting yet another national ins ution, making this just the latest disgraceful degradation by Trump of the presidency and our public ins utions,"
https://www.salon.com/2018/01/30/trumps-state-of-the-union-fundraising-plan-blurs-ethical-lines/
Trash is classless, tacky, money-grubbing, venal PIECE OF
boots loves the Farrakhan
Heck yeah.
Trash loving PR the day FEMA pulls out with PR still in crisis.
Melania arrives at Congress by herself, not with Trash, wearing Hillary's white pantsuit!
"beautiful clean coal"
Trash: Congress should give agencies power to fire federal employees
http://thehill.com/homenews/administ...eral-employees
meaning:
kill the protection of civil service employees from being fired for political reasons, so the oligarchy can pollute the govt with political hacks, the way Repugs have polluted TX govt.
Rep. Todd Rokita (R-Ind.) introduced legislation in July to make all new federal workers at-will employees. That change would mean they could be “removed or suspended, without notice or right to appeal, from service by the head of the agency at which such employee is employed for good cause, bad cause, or no cause at all,” according to the text of the bill.
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/371532-trump-congress-should-give-agencies-power-to-fire-federal-employees
iow, just another battle in the oligarchy's War on Employees
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Trash didn't mention women or climate change
"Americans are dreamers, too" is like you ST racists spouting #AllLivesMatter to denigrate #BlackLivesMatter
Poll: Three in Four Americans Approve of Trump's Speech
Seventy-five percent of Americans who watched President Donald Trump deliver his State of the Union address approved of the speech, while 25 percent disapproved, according to a CBS News poll.
Americans are such soft pussies
“He did bad! Look at my poll!”
“He did good! Look at my poll!”
Goddam insecure es
fake polls
same polls said hillary will be president
Leviticus 19:33-34 and 24:22*– When the alien resides with you in your land, you shall not oppress the alien.* The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt:* I am the Lord your God.”
lol atheist bible thumpers
says the christian who studied up on the church of satan
Taught you a lesson that day. You were so giddy thinking they were all atheistssays the christian who studied up on the church of satan
tee hee
Taught you a lesson that day. You were so giddy thinking they were all atheists
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