OT: Can you imagine Bartolomeo Colon doing this?..Obeseball

[apalisoc_9]

Can an MVP Colon do this?

[spursistan]

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[spursistan]

"The athleticism, the timing, everything" ..

Holy from this angle ..

[spursistan]

"but..but...they jog around"-- Mid

[hater]

Dont think Bartolo can even raise his colon 1/4 of that height

[lefty]

LeBron agrees with this thread :

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhH3esShNCD/

[apalisoc_9]

This bicycle is superb.

Theres other famous bicycle kicks but the players dont stretch themsevles out high Mandzucic in CL final or Ibra vs England.

[spurraider21]

Waiting for midnightpulp calculations to show prince fielder does this is his sleep

[140]

This bicycle is superb.

Theres other famous bicycle kicks but the players dont stretch themsevles out high Mandzucic in CL final or Ibra vs England.

Rivaldos is one of the best imo tbh

[140]

Waiting for midnightpulp calculations to show prince fielder does this is his sleep

"b-but C. Ronaldo is not athletic, it says so in this chart guys, look!!!"

[hater]

No Gaynaldo fan here but thats the best Chilena kick I seen ever

Respect

Meanwhile Bartolo struggling to raise his Colon to the toilet seat

[AlexJones]

Ain't that the that got a boner from looking at anohter man?

[apalisoc_9]

Ain't that the that got a boner from looking at anohter man?

Not sure but obeseball players get belly boners 24/7

[Chris Fall]

You didn’t have to choose the oldest, fattest baseball player. I would guess the vast majority of MLB baseball players couldn’t do that, at least at that height or with any type of aiming accuracy or power. If your point was baseball players can’t do things soccer players can, congratulations?

My guess is you couldn’t find a professional soccer player who could throw a baseball 95 MPH, let alone with accuracy and movement, not even the very best soccer players in the world. In fact, I’d guess most professional soccer players would even struggle to break 60 MPH throwing it as hard as they can. Likewise, they’d look like 4 year old kids swinging the bat trying to hit 95 or a major league breaking ball.

What does that say about their athleticism or hand-eye coordination or arm strength? I don’t know. It means each class of athlete is capable of doing things the other class couldn’t do with anywhere near the same type of proficiency.

Was that the point?

[Arcadian]

You didn’t have to choose the oldest, fattest baseball player. I would guess the vast majority of MLB baseball players couldn’t do that, at least at that height or with any type of aiming accuracy or power. If your point was baseball players can’t do things soccer players can, congratulations?

My guess is you couldn’t find a professional soccer player who could throw a baseball 95 MPH, let alone with accuracy and movement, not even the very best soccer players in the world. In fact, I’d guess most professional soccer players would even struggle to break 60 MPH throwing it as hard as they can. Likewise, they’d look like 4 year old kids swinging the bat trying to hit 95 or a major league breaking ball.

What does that say about their athleticism or hand-eye coordination or arm strength? I don’t know. It means each class of athlete is capable of doing things the other class couldn’t do with anywhere near the same type of proficiency.

Was that the point?

Indeed, the funny thing about expertise is that it only applies to the thing you're an expert at.

In the same way, you could have a brilliant theoretical physicist who happens to be terrible at chess because he hasn't spent his life training that one skill. He might lose to a child prodigy at chess. This doesn't mean the physicist is a complete moron.

[Clipper Nation]

My guess is you couldn’t find a professional soccer player who could throw a baseball 95 MPH, let alone with accuracy and movement, not even the very best soccer players in the world. In fact, I’d guess most professional soccer players would even struggle to break 60 MPH throwing it as hard as they can. Likewise, they’d look like 4 year old kids swinging the bat trying to hit 95 or a major league breaking ball.

Soccer fans will tell you those don't count as athletic feats because they don't involve skinnyfat twinks jogging around continuously.

[spurraider21]

wow thats a lot of upset beisbol fans

[apalisoc_9]

You didn’t have to choose the oldest, fattest baseball player. I would guess the vast majority of MLB baseball players couldn’t do that, at least at that height or with any type of aiming accuracy or power. If your point was baseball players can’t do things soccer players can, congratulations?

My guess is you couldn’t find a professional soccer player who could throw a baseball 95 MPH, let alone with accuracy and movement, not even the very best soccer players in the world. In fact, I’d guess most professional soccer players would even struggle to break 60 MPH throwing it as hard as they can. Likewise, they’d look like 4 year old kids swinging the bat trying to hit 95 or a major league breaking ball.

What does that say about their athleticism or hand-eye coordination or arm strength? I don’t know. It means each class of athlete is capable of doing things the other class couldn’t do with anywhere near the same type of proficiency.

Was that the point?

I agree bro. A soccer player could never throw a 180 in darts man. Such hand and eye coordination.

Beisbol and Dart is the sport for those kind of things. They all habe the same thing.

Throw
Stand
Drink beer
Have bellies

[Phenomanul]

This bicycle is superb.

Theres other famous bicycle kicks but the players dont stretch themsevles out high Mandzucic in CL final or Ibra vs England.

Rivaldos is one of the best imo tbh

No Gaynaldo fan here but thats the best Chilena kick I seen ever

Respect

Meanwhile Bartolo struggling to raise his Colon to the toilet seat

IMO Hugo Sanchez still has 3 or 4 of the top 10 bicycle kick goals... including the top one on the list.

Ronaldo's shot just kind of plopped in... some of Sanchez's kicks were met directly at the right height and with enough angular momentum to maximize their velocity.

look up Señor Gol

or the goals Hugo scored on Lavolpe

[dfens]

lol calling football not athletic, bunch of uneducated farmers tbh


penaldo's bicycle is up there with the best tbh. That being said the best I've ever seen is rivaldo's, it has superior skill in the setup (chest control, marked), superior power, superior range, superior pressure: came at the 90th minute to qualify barcelona in the UCL against a valencia team that would outplay this juventus, against a peak canizares (arguably better than old man buffon), also completed a hat-trick. Smh that was ing magical to see it live talk about a prayer, that's a once in a lifetime years shot.

[Clipper Nation]

Football is athletic. Soccer isn't.

[Chris Fall]

I agree bro. A soccer player could never throw a 180 in darts man. Such hand and eye coordination.

Beisbol and Dart is the sport for those kind of things. They all habe the same thing.

Throw
Stand
Drink beer
Have bellies

Good comparison. Fair.

Just like soccer is like living in a small third world island country and running from one end to another to go play hacky sack with your girlfriend / third cousin.

Run for awhile, kick it, run some more, kick a little more, run back the other way, beat off some s in the outhouse shower, go to bed starving. Same difference.

[140]

lol calling football not athletic, bunch of uneducated farmers tbh


penaldo's bicycle is up there with the best tbh. That being said the best I've ever seen is rivaldo's, it has superior skill in the setup (chest control, marked), superior power, superior range, superior pressure: came at the 90th minute to qualify barcelona in the UCL against a valencia team that would outplay this juventus, against a peak canizares (arguably better than old man buffon), also completed a hat-trick. Smh that was ing magical to see it live talk about a prayer, that's a once in a lifetime years shot.

That was an all time great performance tbh son...

According to some posters here though Rivaldo was nothing but a better version of Giroud

[BD24]

Can you imagine Bartolo Colon beating off two dudes in the locker room after the game?

Me either.

[apalisoc_9]

Good comparison. Fair.

Just like soccer is like living in a small third world island country and running from one end to another to go play hacky sack with your girlfriend / third cousin.

Run for awhile, kick it, run some more, kick a little more, run back the other way, beat off some s in the outhouse shower, go to bed starving. Same difference.

Rich countries play soccer. Nkce try though fatass.