- Kawhi gets drafted
Pop: "We've been looking at you, expect great things if you work hard"
Kawhi: "Cool. I've gotta get back to the gym"
Uncle Roberston: "lmao they drafted the autist"
- Kawhi becomes starter
Pop: "We think you're ready"
Kawhi: "Cool. I've gotta get back to the gym"
Uncle Roberston: "hey, at least he beat Richard Jefferson for a spot"
- Kawhi wins NBA ring, Finals MVP
Pop: "You did it"
Kawhi: "Thanks. I've gotta get back to the gym"
Uncle Roberston: "I've always been a Spurs fan. Since the Iceman days"
- Kawhi makes All Star, signs first Spurs extension for big money
Pop: "You're gonna be the franchise"
Kawhi: "Nice. I've gotta get back to the gym"
Uncle Roberston: (calls) "sup kid, this is long lost uncle Robertson"
- Kawhi gets into MVP conversations and gets hurt
Pop: "Best docs will take care of you"
Uncle Robertson: "Be careful. Get a second opinion. You are your agent's meal ticket. You want a long career and we want more, bigger checks. I'm family, let me take care of this."
Kawhi: "Ok. I've gotta get back to the gym"
- Kawhi tries to come back
Pop: "Boy, we were waiting for you"
Uncle Robertson: "I've got this doctor here. Best doctor in the world. He says you're hurt. If you wanna give it a shot, ok, but if you feel any pain, stop and call me."
Kawhi: "Got it. I've gotta get back to the gym"
- Kawhi gets the usual dings any player gets
Pop: "We'll rest you tomorrow"
Uncle Robertson: "I told you. Come talk to my doc. Don't trust anybody, don't talk to anybody, I'm family and I'm taking care of this."
Kawhi: "Sure, but I've gotta get back to the gym"
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