Tony as a mentor

[SpursforSix]

So I was thinking that Tony could join another team and have value as a mentor to their younger guards.
Imagine the benefit of having him dispense sage advice like:

don't rush. you have a good 20 seconds each possession before having to make a decision
when in doubt, dribble dribble
you don't have to worry about working on your shot until toward the end of your career
stop and smell the roses...off season is for boating and making rap songs
fall down after your layups...it makes it look harder
for a good joke, pass the ball to your bigs with 3 seconds on the shot clock. tee hee.
once you dribble down the baseline, go back up to the top and see if anyone is tired
if you get stuck on the baseline, fire the ball to a corner. sometimes someone will be standing there for a three pointer

get a pick of your coach's privates...then make sure he knows you have them during contract negotiations.
if there's a teammate you don't like, have sex with his wife and get him shipped off

[spurraider21]

fall down after your layups...it makes it look harder

[phxspurfan]

Check your lip after every layup, to show the refs you may be bleeding

[BackHome]

Stuff gets old not funny and a waste of my time nice click bait.

[SpursforSix]

Stuff gets old not funny and a waste of my time nice click bait.

do you have any naked pics of your mom? would you like some?

[BackHome]

Bro everyone on this site knows you only like Chorizo . Lol

[Twisted_Dawg]

If you have a 3 on 2 fast break, always try the lay up and NEVER pass to the wide open wing.

[SASdynasty!]

Or he could say something to the effect of:

If you want to be the winningest player of all-time...

If you want to score the most points of any PG in the playoffs ever...

If you want to be the only guy ever to lead a team to a Lebron sweep...

[TimDunkem]

If you have a 3 on 2 fast break, always try the lay up and NEVER pass to the wide open wing.

The cardinal rule of Porkerism.

[Spurtacular]

Or he could say something to the effect of:

If you want to be the winningest player of all-time...

If you want to score the most points of any PG in the playoffs ever...

If you want to be the only guy ever to lead a team to a Lebron sweep...

Then have selfless stars like Tim and Manu on your team; and make sure scrubs like Speedy Claxton are good enough to bail you out.

Good luck with that, bro.

[Stabula]

Parker always worked hard during the off season and would often play international ball after a full NBA regular amd post season. The guy is four time champion, a leader, sacrificed his body battling bigs in the paint, played through injury and pain, possessed one of the best floaters and spin moves of all time, was the best PG in the game at his peak, and did whatever the team asked of him.

[ElNono]

Or he could say something to the effect of:

If you want to be the winningest player of all-time...

Coattail a superstar?

[Spurtacular]

Parker always worked hard during the off season and would often play international ball after a full NBA regular amd post season. The guy is four time champion, a leader, sacrificed his body battling bigs in the paint, played through injury and pain, possessed one of the best floaters and spin moves of all time, was the best PG in the game at his peak, and did whatever the team asked of him.

Overstated, but there is good things about Parker that one can like. He certainly played at an all-star level for a significant portion of his career.

[Play Boban]

Porker can mentor our young guards on the art of wife-porking.

[SASdynasty!]

Parker always worked hard during the off season and would often play international ball after a full NBA regular amd post season. The guy is four time champion, a leader, sacrificed his body battling bigs in the paint, played through injury and pain, possessed one of the best floaters and spin moves of all time, was the best PG in the game at his peak, and did whatever the team asked of him.

But...but...one time his backup made 2 shots in a 4th quarter.

[DMC]

You want the ball? *shoots* Tissot

[Othyus Lalanne]

Porker can mentor our young guards on the art of wife-porking.

As long as it does not the team. Pentrate ahead!!!!!!! Full speed!!!!!!! No hesitation!!!!!!! No Mercy!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Play Boban]

As long as it does not the team. Pentrate ahead!!!!!!! Full speed!!!!!!! No hesitation!!!!!!! No Mercy!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spurraider21]

man, prime tony was a lot of fun to watch