Avante...help me with your timeline

[Avante]

Dude...not knowing the all time leading rusher at UGA is pretty awful for a triva "master".

Find somebody who can beat Avante in SEC RB trivia, yep.....ya can't. You wanna take Avante on?

Take the 32 NFL teams and tell me who was their best SEC RB ever, who can do that besides Avante?

[SpursforSix]

Find somebody who can beat Avante in SEC RB trivia, yep.....ya can't. You wanna take Avante on?

Take the 32 NFL teams and tell me who was their best SEC RB ever, who can do that besides Avante?

I'm skeptical since you can't even answer the kindergarten level question.

[Avante]

I'm skeptical since you can't even answer the kindergarten level question.

Dude, why is you never actually do anything? There is NOBODY who can beat Avante in SEC RB trivia. You sure in the can't.

Dude, answer just one question, ok? Who was the first SEC RB to have a 1000 yard NFL season? Come on guy, actually do something, can you?

Little man, not knowing and too damn lazy to Google, not a gooid combo.

[Avante]

My fav topic/subject...AVANTE

Born July 5 1949.....yep, already getting B-day gifts. A custom made computer for one.
Graduated in 1968 from Mt. Whitney HS in Visalia
worked at Early California Foods an olive plant for about six months
Joined the Navy with three buddies in 69
69-72 US Navy was on a destroyer the John A. Bole then a cruiser the USS Horne
72-2002 sold health insurance for a magazine California Farmer
retired in 2003

X...footballer...trackster....hippie...crazy man loose on the west coast

Been in jail five times

DUI
Reckless driving
Public intoxication
Disturbing the peace....fighting
Petty theif.......gasoline to get home from Fresno, spent all our $$$$$ on hookers

Numbers

scored 91 td's in HS as a RB, cornerback, punt returner, KO returner
been with over 500 women *********
6-2 275 pounds of twisted railroad steel
475 bench
4.5 40
10.2 100 yard dash at 230 pounds
own over 20,000 football cards
own over 10,000 books
own over 7000 CD's

Big good looking guy*** who makes a difference in every situation he's in, totally confident and a mover and shaker. That guy ya never forget, the one you remember.

*** amazing dimples


********** met Judy at The Paul Bunyan Lounge in Porterville, she was 21 I was 33. Incredible ass, should be illegal.

Lost a backgammon game to my best friend Stan, that's how we ended up in PVILLE, if Id won, off to the Holiday Inn Lounge in Visalia. Yep, the roll of the dice changed so many things.

[Avante]

Mixed a tape featuring music about trains, booze, cocaine and prison.

Artists

Doc Boggs
Memphis Minnie
Frank Hutchison
Gus Cannon Jug Band
The Carter Family
Julius Daneils
Bukka White
Lead Belly
Alice Moore
Kokomo Arnold
Jimmie Rodgers
Blind Lemon Jefferson
Bessie Smith
Ma Rainey
Charley Patton
The Crowder Bros
Blind Wilie McTell
Leroy Carr
Scrapper Blackwell
Funny Paper Smith
Texas Alexander
Lucille Bogan
Bessie Tucker
Blind Blake
Victoria Spivey
Clarence Ashley............his 1933 House of the Rising Sun the original

[DMC]

Larrantezon was in the SEALs at age 14. He ran the fastest time ever recorded during BUD/S. He carried the log solo, same with the boat crews. He doesn't need SWCC, he does it all himself. This is why 12 year olds in Olongapo threw themselves at him. They thought he was GI Joe.

[Avante]

Larrantezon was in the SEALs at age 14. He ran the fastest time ever recorded during BUD/S. He carried the log solo, same with the boat crews. He doesn't need SWCC, he does it all himself. This is why 12 year olds in Olongapo threw themselves at him. They thought he was GI Joe.

Speaking of Olongapo....

It was my first WESTPAC, yep, the first time I'd hit a bar in Olongapo City.

Crossing the bridge over river from the base to the city was amazing in it's self (Google it)

So there we are $$$$$ in our pockets and time on our hands. First bar we hit....The Pussy Cat Club. We walk in and here they come.............BUY ME DRINK, BUY ME DRINK, we were totally surrounded. So I notice one of these girls looked around 11 or 12, what the ?

I ask her her age and she...I 18...which was obvious bull . So I walk over to the bar and ask to speak to the manager...

Bartender...I am the manager, what's up?
Avante...how old is that (pointing) girl?
Manager....all girl here 18.
Avante....dude, don't ing lie to me. What 12, 11?
Manager..(he motions for a couple bouncers to come over)...you say I lie?
Avante....how about..... ing liar?

That's when the bouncers grabbed my arms. Big mistake, especially considering these guys were around 5-9ish 180 pounds maybe, I stood 6-2 260 pounds of twisted railroad steel. So after I finished them off.

Avante...ok liar here are your options. You send that kid home and I better never see her in here again ..or...I kick the out of you also and leave this dump in shambles.. it's all on you asshole, you make the call .

Something like that.

[pgardn]

Speaking of Olongapo....

It was my first WESTPAC, yep, the first time I'd hit a bar in Olongapo City.

Crossing the bridge over river from the base to the city was amaing in it's self (Google it)

So there we are $$$$$ in our pockets and time on our hands. First bar we hit....The Pussy Cat Club. We walk in and here they come.............BUY ME DRINK, BUT ME DRINK, ya were totally surrounded. So I notice one of these girls looked around 11 or 12, what the ?

I ask her her age and she...I 18...which was obvious bull . So I walk over to the bar and adk to speak to the manager...

Bartender...I am the manager, what's up?
Avante...how old is that (pointing) girl?
Bartender....all girl here 18.
Avante....dude, don't ing lie to me. What 12, 11?
Bartender (he motions for a couple bouncers to come over)...you say I lie?
Avante....how about..... ing liar?

That when the bouncers grabbed my arms. Big mistake, especially considered these guys were around 5-9ish 180 pounds maybe I stood6-2 260 pounds of twisted railroad steel. So after I finishred them off.

Avanye...ok liar here are your options. You send that kid home and I better never see her in here again ..or...I kick the out of you also and leave this dump in shambles.. it's all on you asshole, you make the call .

Something like that.

All the dates are wrong. SFS outed you.
You lied to me about your betting.
And now a new story.

Pathetic.

[Avante]

All the dates are wrong. SFS outed you.
You lied to me about your betting.
And now a new story.

Pathetic.

Dude, SFS is so damn dumb he thinks kids can run a 19.5-20.5.

You still don't get the betting thing, dude, everybody hangs on what I say, I know that. Noway I could lie and get away with it.

Dude, are you re ed, ya really couldn't tell that was just a bull story? Ok ok ok....I'm not really made out of twisted railroad steel...honest, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~

[pgardn]

Dude, SFS is so damn dumb he thinks kids can run a 19.5-20.5.

You still don't get the betting thing, dude, everybody hangs on what I say, I know that. Noway I could lie and get away with it.

Dude, are you re ed, ya really couldn't tell that was just a bull story? Ok ok ok....I'm not really made out of twisted railroad steel...honest, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~

Are you orange?

I caught you on the simplest of bets. You could have lied on so many more...
You are a habitual liar.
Its quite simple.

[Avante]

True story.

I was in charge of ahletics in boot camp, yep, biggest strongest guy there and looked the part.

It was time to pick a team for the Olympics (among the different companies) it was my job to put a team together. I was out with a sprained ankle from refing a basketball game. So...

Avante..ok, so who can run the 100 (one guy per event and he could only run one event)
Robert Gene (tall skinny black cat)....I ran track, I ran a 9.foe back in Louisiana
Avante...(thinking he sure looked the part but 9.4 was the HS record)....dude...a 9.4...come on.
Robert Gene....windy, ran a 9.6 legal.
Avante..(thinking. hmmm. just maybe)....ok you got the 100

So the day came and there's Robert in tennis shoes on a sloopy dirt track, there I am leaning on my crutches.

Robert took off like a rocket, the race was never in doubt, he won by a good 10 yards and looked good doing it. The time...10.0 flat.

This was in week six, so in a couple weeks we all went our seperate ways. Never saw or heard of Robert Gene again and I did look for his name in Track & Field News for awhile he could have gone to school after the navy. Yep, a natural.

[Avante]

Are you orange?

I caught you on the simplest of bets. You could have lied on so many more...
You are a habitual liar.
Its quite simple.

What's quite simple is you have to been told when somebody is OBVIOUSLY just pulling your leg. Ya are very naive and don't get . Everything has to be.....ya put the key in that hole,ok good, now ya turn it, there ya go.

Dude, why lie about some bet, what happened is....put the key in that hole.....

Funny

Avante...there I was in darkest Africa, I had a blow gun and a torch, my guide a 9 foot tall Watushi warrior was named Joe, he knew where to find the monster. Yep, a dinosaur. So as we....

You....another story, you are lying.

Well no , ya reckon?

[pgardn]

What's quite simple is you have to been told when somebody is OBVIOUSLY just pulling your leg. Ya are very naive and don't get . Everything has to be.....ya put the key in that hole,ok good, now ya turn it, there ya go.

Dude, why lie about some bet, what happened is....put the key in that hole.....

Funny

Avante...there I was in darkest Africa, I had a blow gun and a torch, my guide a 9 foot tall Watushi warrior was named Joe, he knew where to find the monster. Yep, a dinosaur. So as we....

You....another story, you are lying.

Well no , ya reckon?

I already have about 15 times.
You lied on a playoff game. You changed your bet with the guys at the bar but did not edit your incorrect pick on the board which you counted as a win.

Your excuse, the guys at the bar knew you changed your bet.
You are pitiful.

[Avante]

I already have about 15 times.
You lied on a playoff game. You changed your bet with the guys at the bar but did not edit your incorrect pick on the board which you counted as a win.

Your excuse, the guys at the bar knew you changed your bet.
You are pitiful.

Something just isn't right about that. And since it's real obvious ya never get anything I'm thinking you missed something there. I would never think I could bull my picks knowing how big a deal they were.

I remember this...

Week one I go 330 in the hole.

It was....YIPPEEEEE YA SUCK.....YOU DON'T KNOW ....FAKE FAKE FRAUD......and on and on....

By week 11 I'm up over a 1000 and nobody wants to talk about it anymore, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~

I'd ask spurraider...so how am I doing...he'd....ok ok you're up 1200....but when I was losing it was....YIPPPEEEEEE~~~~

[pgardn]

You....

Are a Liar.

[pgardn]

True story.




.

Impossible for you.

[Avante]

You....

Are a Liar.

You are an idiot.

[Avante]

Impossible for you.

Prove that guy, come on let's see some proof or shut the up.

[pgardn]

You are an idiot.

You are a lying idiot.

This is taking place with a 60 yo old man...

[pgardn]

Prove that guy, come on let's see some proof or shut the up.

You STFU.
I already proved it two years ago.
You KNOW you lied, I know you lied, you lied.
You have a problem.

[Avante]

You STFU.
I already proved it two years ago.
You KNOW you lied, I know you lied, you lied.
You have a problem.

No you didn't, what ya can't read? You obviously misunderstood something there, I would never try to bull a bet.

Dude, why do you worry so damn much about Avante? It actually kinda weird, are you a ?

[Avante]

You are a lying idiot.

This is taking place with a 60 yo old man...

Are you ever right about anything?

[Avante]

Another little with that..AVANTEITIST......hahahaha~~~~~~~

I guess once ya get AVANTEIST there is no cure for it. One of those suffering from it follows me everywhere I go, and it is hard to keep ignoring the guy, I do have a heart, but he's so damn stupid.

[pgardn]

No you didn't, what ya can't read? You obviously misunderstood something there, I would never try to bull a bet.

Dude, why do you worry so damn much about Avante? It actually kinda weird, are you a ?

You lied.
We both know it.
That simple.

[pgardn]

SFS destroyed your time line.

You come back with... NO DENIAL.

You lie.