The Alamo

[Avante]

Now it's back to "legality"

It's not back to anything, it's always been....

19 year old kid in a world he knew nothing about following the old salts around. What do sailors do on liberty, yep....drink and find pussy. that's been going on forever. Nobody concerned with anything other than having fun.

Many years later I saw a thing on TV about how those girls in the bar were sex slaves.....WHAT????????

Now....

Why weren't we told about that, why weren't we warned?

I knew nothing at all about...sex slaves...??? If I'd known about that I'm staying on the base and hitting the enlisted mans club.

All that stupid about young girls is a made up load of bull . That simply was a non anything, never ever thought about, who cares you are in a bar, what kids belong in bars? That was a nothing. Actually, being a big guy I was into big women for the obvious reasons.

Now use your head guy, what would happen if your buddies saw you with with some kid? Now think, ok? Yep...."dude, you a ing pedo?" And if I;d seen a guy messing with a kid...."dude, get lost, go".Then....."come with me, (walking to the bar) are you the manager? Ok cool, so why is this kid in here, well?"

Now say something stupid Blake.

[Spurs Homer]

It's not back to anything, it's always been....

19 year old kid in a world he knew nothing about following the old salts around. What do sailors do on liberty, yep....drink and find pussy. that's been going on forever. Nobody concerned with anything other than having fun.

Many years later I saw a thing on TV about how those girls in the bar were sex slaves.....WHAT????????

Now....

Why weren't we told about that, why weren't we warned?

I knew nothing at all about...sex slaves...??? If I'd known about that I'm staying on the base and hitting the enlisted mans club.

All that stupid about young girls is a made up load of bull . That simply was a non anything, never ever thought about, who cares you are in a bar, what kids belong in bars? That was a nothing. Actually, being a big guy I was into big women for the obvious reasons.

Now use your head guy, what would happen if your buddies saw you with with some kid? Now think, ok? Yep...."dude, you a ing pedo?" And if I;d seen a guy messing with a kid...."dude, get lost, go".

Now say something stupid Blake.

I'm pretty new here - a little confused;
Are you saying you would go back a little farther in your time machine to this bar?

How much farther?

[Avante]

I'm pretty new here - a little confused;
Are you saying you would go back a little farther in your time machine to this bar?

How much farther?

Didn't say that at all. I said go back to the thread that started all this.

I talked about sick ass pedos, and how I'd love to kick the out of them.

Then for some reason that was turned into....you pedo....??? I know....what???

[Pavlov]

Didn't say that at all. I said go back to the thread that started all this.

I talked about sick ass pedos, and how I'd love to kick the out of them.

Then for some reason that was turned into....you pedo....??? I know....what???

How many pedos have you killed?

[Avante]

How many pedos have you killed?

Pavlov, how many times do you have to be told......I'm not playing your game...ok?

Until you start answering all my questions like....

Are you married?
How old are you?

Don't be asking me a damn thing, now what about doesn't your dumbass understand?

Dude, we will be talking Pavlov, got it?

[Pavlov]

Pavlov, how many times do you have to be told......I'm not playing your game...ok?

Until you start answering all my questions like....

Are you married?
How old are you?

Don't be asking me a damn thing, now what about doesn't your dumbass understand?

Dude, we will be talking Pavlov, got it?

So you haven't killed even one pedo.

Got it.

lol

[Avante]

So you haven't killed even one pedo.

Got it.

lol

Pavlov, it;s always about Pavlov, got it? Now beat it ya moron.

[Pavlov]

Pavlov, it;s always about Pavlov, got it? Now beat it ya moron.

lol you talk so big hiding behind your keyboard but have killed no pedos.

Not one.

[Avante]

lol you talk so big hiding behind your keyboard but have killed no pedos.

Not one.

Pavlov, all we care about here is ....you. Why are you having such a hard time with this? If you MUST follow me around CONSTANLY then you will tell me about...you....because unless you do I have nothing say to you, ya see ya little ......YOU'RE BORING..ok?

Now how old are you?

[Pavlov]

Pavlov, all we care about here is ....you. Why are you having such a hard time with this? If you MUST follow me around CONSTANLY then you will tell me about...you....because unless you do I have nothing say to you, ya see ya little ......YOU'RE BORING..ok?

Now how old are you?

lol "we"

No one else is asking. No one else is so obsessed with my personal information.

[Avante]

lol "we"

No one else is asking. No one else is so obsessed with my personal information.

Dude, your thing is to see who you can bother. We all see it ya little freak, ok? Well you aren't going to play that bull with me, got it? You have two options ya little freak.

1.Totally leave me alone, which I highly recommend.
2.Cool your stupid bull , and act like a real person, who can carry on a legit conversation. If it's going to be.....oh no no no I can't tell you anything about myself....then get ed and leave me alone .....ok? I don;t care about anything a loser like you has to say, as long as it's....I can't be real.

[Pavlov]

Dude, your thing is to see who you can bother. We all see it ya little freak, ok? Well you aren't going to play that bull with me, got it? You have two options ya little freak.

1.Totally leave me alone, which I highly recommend.
2.Cool your stupid bull , and act like a real person, who can carry on a legit conversation. If it's going to be.....oh no no no I can't tell you anything about myself....then get ed and leave me alone .....ok? I don;t care about anything a loser like you has to say, as long as it's....I can't be real.

You are free to ignore me if you have any willpower whatsoever.

[Avante]

You are free to ignore me if you have any willpower whatsoever.

Just how totally ed up are you freak?

Think about it, you are constanly down there frantically banging away on my leg....WHY? Avante is the best you can do, what are you a ing ?. Do something on your own, look at all the threads you could start.....

I Need Avante
Do I Bug You?
I'm A
Bipolar?
My Mommy Never Loved Me.
I'm Short and Fat
I'm a Cherry Boy
I Suck Long and Hard
I Hate Mirrors


, write poetry...

"Leg Humper"

I'm a leg humper
yes I am
some people say
I'm the best in the land

I hump in the morning
hump all I can
I guess you could say
I'm a leg humping man

See how easy it is?

[Spurtacular]

If I had five trips I could take in a time machine, one would be the battle for The Alamo, love to see that one. How did it really go down?

It'd be one trip after you took a stray bullet.

[Avante]

It'd be one trip after you took a stray bullet.

The thing with time machines is you can only be a spectator. You can in no way get involved.

That stray bullet that killed me,,,,,could have killed a Mexican. A Mexican who would have five children, one would be the father of El Santo, the king of Lucha Libre in Mexico and the father of the first masked wrestler ever in New York...Mil Mascaras. Who also had children....

See how it goes?

[Avante]

I'll be damn

[Avante]

Getting back to my time machine.

That cave on the mountain when Mohammad encounters the Angel Gabriel.