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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    It's true.


    When you're a late teenager gearing up for your first time, you've got all the butterflies in your stomach, all the jitters rolling... it's crazy that this magical thing that has fluttered around like crazy since you were around 12, is actually going to happen.

    Or maybe, you didn't plan it out. You met the pretty girl, got her number, then went out on a nice date, and didn't expect it to take such a physical turn on the same night. You didn't even think about protection. Fortunately, you lucked out by not getting her pregnant, but you probably lost the girl though. (That's how my first time went.)

    Over time, as you go out and meet and ultimately have sex with more and more women, it slowly but surely starts to become a routine order of business. No more pregame jitters, no more excited awkwardness, no more mystique factor. Nope, it's mundane, it's routine, you've got it down pat how it's going to go, and at some points you're just waiting for it to be over... and you take extra caution to never inside of there if you're not wearing a condom.


    Yep, it's true. Sex is overrated. I'm 24 years old now & can definitively say this. Not only is it routine, but the risks (your life getting ruined forever by an unexpected, unwanted pregnancy) just greatly outweigh the rewards (bragging rights?? ...it doesn't even stay hard inside of there at this point) and if I'm doing it for her sake I could just eat her out or suckle her ties to satisfy her good enough. I don't have sex with my wife because she's almost 31 and has admitted to trying to get pregnant in the past, so I stay away from that mess. I want a divorce, NOT a baby.

    But yes. If you're young and inexperienced, by all means, have sex, but wrap it and/or pull out. If you fail to do those things, rush to CVS and buy her a pill. Done that 3 times for 2 different girls. It's expensive and just not worth it.

    Better to get a woman who can cook amazing gourmet meals out of $7 worth of Walmart food... that type of woman will make you happy FOREVER.

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    ಥ﹏ಥ DAF86's Avatar
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    You are doing it wrong.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    You are doing it wrong.
    is probably batting for the wrong team. Would most likely be more comfortable behind the plate.

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    always the same right?....

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    6X ST MVP
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    is probably batting for the wrong team. Would most likely be more comfortable behind the plate.
    More like he's playing in a beer league, tbh.

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    Believe. Pavlov's Avatar
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    OP in a dry spell after being dumped.

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    Saytowns Fawtbox King lebomb's Avatar
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    It's true.


    When you're a late teenager gearing up for your first time, you've got all the butterflies in your stomach, all the jitters rolling... it's crazy that this magical thing that has fluttered around like crazy since you were around 12, is actually going to happen.

    Or maybe, you didn't plan it out. You met the pretty girl, got her number, then went out on a nice date, and didn't expect it to take such a physical turn on the same night. You didn't even think about protection. Fortunately, you lucked out by not getting her pregnant, but you probably lost the girl though. (That's how my first time went.)

    Over time, as you go out and meet and ultimately have sex with more and more women, it slowly but surely starts to become a routine order of business. No more pregame jitters, no more excited awkwardness, no more mystique factor. Nope, it's mundane, it's routine, you've got it down pat how it's going to go, and at some points you're just waiting for it to be over... and you take extra caution to never inside of there if you're not wearing a condom.


    Yep, it's true. Sex is overrated. I'm 24 years old now & can definitively say this. Not only is it routine, but the risks (your life getting ruined forever by an unexpected, unwanted pregnancy) just greatly outweigh the rewards (bragging rights?? ...it doesn't even stay hard inside of there at this point) and if I'm doing it for her sake I could just eat her out or suckle her ties to satisfy her good enough. I don't have sex with my wife because she's almost 31 and has admitted to trying to get pregnant in the past, so I stay away from that mess. I want a divorce, NOT a baby.

    But yes. If you're young and inexperienced, by all means, have sex, but wrap it and/or pull out. If you fail to do those things, rush to CVS and buy her a pill. Done that 3 times for 2 different girls. It's expensive and just not worth it.

    Better to get a woman who can cook amazing gourmet meals out of $7 worth of Walmart food... that type of woman will make you happy FOREVER.
    This is what a lonely, ugly, gay, sittin in the corner smackin his tiny depressing havin got jackin off with his tears to tranny porn on the interwebs says.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Dude just wants a divorce. Don't have to go to the sex is overrated card.

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    VanillaPlayerFan BD24's Avatar
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    OP is a got per par.

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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    OP is a got for sharing this bull

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    CDs Nuts. resistanze's Avatar
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    of course pussy is overrated when you actually desire tbh

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    Still Sporting Ben Davis Allan Rowe vs Wade's Avatar
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    Dude just wants a divorce. Don't have to go to the sex is overrated card.
    yes very sad

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    You should have had the kid discussion way before you ever got married. You married an older woman who feels like her biological clock is ticking away. And here you are being a got, whining about "overrated sex".

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    incel

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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    IMO "incel" is a shiny new term used at places where " got" will get you moderated.. Let's just keep it simple for OP

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    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    IMO "incel" is a shiny new term used at places where " got" will get you moderated.. Let's just keep it simple for OP
    nah. dude's never touched a woman and now complains about sex. its just sour grapes

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    Veteran Xevious's Avatar
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    , I'm slow. I just realized who OP is.

    Explains a lot.

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    you're my sweetie pie Cuppycake Gumdrop's Avatar
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    IMO "incel" is a shiny new term used at places where " got" will get you moderated.. Let's just keep it simple for OP
    Incel accurately describes like half the people here and got for the other half

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    what uganda do about it? Joseph Kony's Avatar
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    i beg to differ sir. you just need a proper ing. footlong chili cheese kony is always available if you're interested tbh

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    This is what a lonely, ugly, gay, sittin in the corner smackin his tiny depressing havin got jackin off with his tears to tranny porn on the interwebs says.
    7.5 inches, not lonely, average looking, 100% straight, sitting in the living room, 7.5 inches, straight, not jacking off, and no tranny porn -- trannies are ing disgusting.


    Thank you.

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    OP in a dry spell after being dumped.
    nah, I want to do the dumping


    married


    & next to last girl I sexed (actually two of them in a week) were just on the Kentucky side of Cincinnati when I was up there for August


    yep, I cheated on the wife... cough, I meant female roommate.

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    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    I haven't been an incel since 10th grade. Trust me on that one. But I was.

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    Believe. Pavlov's Avatar
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    nah, I want to do the dumping


    married


    & next to last girl I sexed (actually two of them in a week) were just on the Kentucky side of Cincinnati when I was up there for August


    yep, I cheated on the wife... cough, I meant female roommate.
    Sex is overrated but imma try to brag about it on a message board.

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    Believe.
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    What a got

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    Believe. Fabbs's Avatar
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    ... and you take extra caution to never inside of there if you're not wearing a condom.


    But yes. If you're young and inexperienced, by all means, have sex, but wrap it and/or pull out.
    Don't be a pussy if you accidently get her pregnant.

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