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You dense AF, bruh.
Where did you get that idea? I said He doesn't give His attention to frivolous things like....Dear God I need a 7 to fill this straight.You're claiming God has limitations.
BTW that fictional movie was already done. Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman and Jennifer Aniston.
This is a very true story.
Me and a few buddies shared an apartment. Across the street were some other apartments. Like all apartment complexs the trash cans are all lined up out front. Sometimes we'd get drunk and/or loaded. So there we were throwing rocks from the driveway seeing if we could hit inside one of those trash cans across the street.
We never made it, a lot of close ones.
My granny is sick, the doctor telling us she had a long life, so be prepared. That night I hit a knee....Dear God. After my prayer....God could You give me a sign that You heard me? So I go out to the driveway, pick up a rock and........slamdunk, nailed it.
A few days later....Doc...she's coming around, I am a bit shocked. She lived another ten years.
Not too long after that it's some football game I had $$$$$$ on. So ....Dear God......yep, lost my $$$$$$$$$$$.
Last edited by JohnnyD; 11-21-2018 at 12:55 AM.
You dense AF, bruh.
Good boy doing what you were told, now beat it.
Last edited by Spurtacular; 11-21-2018 at 02:13 AM.
Ok ok, that was funny.
Turkey I'd imagine. But there's nobody that follows a dust speck.
Damn you're stupid.
Says the guy who keeps getting banned and re-registering on a site where 95% of the posters don't want him here.
And visualizes me with my hand in my pants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_atheism
According to sociologists Ariela Keysar and Juhem Navarro-Rivera's review of numerous global studies on atheism, there are 450 to 500 million positive atheists and agnostics worldwide (7% of the world's population), with China having the most atheists in the world (200 million convinced atheists).[5]Of the global atheist and non-religious population, 76% reside in Asia and the Pacific, while the remainder reside in Europe (12%), North America (5%), Latin America and the Caribbean (4%), sub-Saharan Africa (2%) and the Middle East and North Africa (less than 1%).[6
Well heck that incident settles it.
You got God figured out.
Apparently this ability can be very lucrative.
You just Joel Olsteened the board.
You gotta big venue?
Which god do you follow, fabbs?
Created universe.
Created Earth.
Placed man then woman on it. They lived in a paradise with everlasting life, had prospect of satisfying work and were told to multiply and fill the Earth (meaning have sex, have children.) Every child born would have a stable perfect mother and father. Along with perfect, loving humans surrounding them. The liars / haters who cast God as anti sex are just satanic slanderers.
So you follow Allah.
Got it.
Cuck's god.
Have fun with this stuff guy, why are you so damn serious about a messageboard?
What I've seen in my life is those with the Christian God in their life are better off than those playing this....bah humbug...bit. I've seen it.
Personally I have doubts about the Biblical account of how things went, but have no doubts something is responsible for all this. We can go with...God.
Anyone calling a stranger a pedo for no reason at all is allowed to post, are you kidding me?
That would get you banned on every site I've posted on. As would the language here.
Everybody here running everybody else down is cool?
What rules do I break?
BUT......not having any rules is the attraction.
I post on a board that gets pissed if ya post two posts in a row....Double Posting...they call it.
Forums out there where you get off the topic of a thread.....three days ban, then 10, then....gone!
How many posters here would last long anywhere else?
Last edited by JohnnyD; 11-22-2018 at 01:43 AM.
You seriously re-reregistered after the site owner told you to off twice.
If this were the old west I'd be a outlaw.
I was under the assumption we had no rules here. I guess we do.
It's not. You're a creepy old man making lists.
Why did you come crawling back?I was under the assumption we had no rules here. I guess we do.
Not creepy even a little bit, creepy is you bugging everyone.
Everywhere else everyone is too uptight, here we have freaks like me. If you post other places then ya know this place is unique.
If I tried to play....so why are you....anywhere else, it's.....are you harrashing Pavlov? Here it's the norm.
Ok little man, time to go, you once again make me laugh as I had some time to kill. Yep,used and abused.
Gone~~~~
Last edited by JohnnyD; 11-22-2018 at 03:18 AM.
Yep, creepy.
Then shut the up about posters here you fat little .Everywhere else everyone is too uptight, here we have freaks like me. If you post other places then ya know this place is unique.
See how easy that was, puddy in my hands.
Now, gone~~~
It's putty you idiot.
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