Aquaman

[JohnnyZ]

It's what you're whining about in the op, dummy. What the is wrong with you, freak?

Calm down, don't get all excited.

That was too easy.

[Pavlov]

I play the harmonica.

OK OK OK OK....I'm not made out of twisted railroad steel, can't fool you.

But....

Yep, football star, ace harmonica man....

Let's see...

6-2 275 pounds of twisted railroad steel....check
X-footbal star...check (too big to star in track)
Nobody here is on my level when talking football.track.rasslin'.music...check
Every womans dream, every mans fear....check
Harmonica player, poet, dancer.....

Ok, time to pack up and get ready for my birthday party that starts in the morning, yep, three days of HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, as I break out my harmonica and blues it.....

Dude, you have proven without a shadow of a doubt you are a 100% joke. Why you even play this ...???? Ya don't know blues at all or track and we all see it, so why do you play this silliness?

Dude, I own books, ok little man, 12 books on them blues, now add over 7000 blues CD's, ok? Google is for know nothings like you, ok? I subscribed to....Blues Revue...Living Blues...Blues Access...magazines. I play the harmonica.....

Dude, where did you ever get the idea I cared about the mechanics of sprinting? Show me where I talked about how to sprint without being asked about it....ok?

Dude, NOBODY knows more about music than I do, that doesn't mean I can read music or play an instrument, ok? (do play the harmonica)....

I never talk sprinting mechanics no more than I'd talk how to make a harmonica and I've been playing for years.

When a good looking cat walks in wearing shades, shaven head, 6=2 275pounds of twisted railroad steel with a 6-2 blonde on his arm (actually 5-10 but with heels) walk in, yep Avante and Judy. First thing the big man does is take over the mic and pulls out his harmonica, Judy will do that dance she does....wow~~~

I was already fast and have won many dance contests, so why the bull ? I also play the harmonica do a mean James Brown impersonation.

I learned to play the harmonica listening to Noah Lewis

I'm a black guy in a white body. I was a runing back with that wiggle, I was a sprinter, love to dance and can, play the harmonica, and am married to a stunning blonde. Got that rhythm.

In order to be a new Avante a guy would need his........... Avante Wannabe Kit.

That would consist of.

6000 CD's, everything from African tribal music to Rap, Soul, R&B, Appalachian Hicks, Rockabilly, Oldies, Reggae, Prewar Blues, Postwar Blues, Rock & Roll, Country, Alternative.

20,000 football cards

10,000 books, everything ya can imagine, other than....romance novels. 12 huge books on the blues, 22 books on Islam, about that many on the black experience.

Track & Field News magazine since 1966.

Home gym.

Started following football, rasslin, track in the late 50's early 60's.

You'd need to be able to do a mean James Brown impersonation.

Play the harmonica.

Would you believe...

I played harmonica behind Steve Perry one night in a little bar in Hanford?

Yes I was, we were called Little Lou and the Voodoos. I played the harmonica.

That's probably about half of the available mentions.

Boring~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[JohnnyZ]

Ok ok ok ok, how about you start a thread and show all of us how it's done, alright?

[Pavlov]

Ok ok ok ok, how about you start a thread and show all of us how it's done, alright?

You said that before.

Boring~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[JohnnyZ]

You said that before.

Boring~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So you never start threads but can play critic?

[Pavlov]

So you never start threads but can play critic?

Precisely.

[JohnnyZ]

Precisely.

A.. tag along.....hmmm?

[Blake]

Calm down, don't get all excited.

That was too easy.

Oh so you were just lying again. I should have known.

[Blake]

A.. tag along.....hmmm?

Avante thinks Siskel and Ebert were tagalongs

[JohnnyZ]

Oh so you were just lying again. I should have known.

Calling somebody you know...0...about....fatso....is lying.

[JohnnyZ]

Avante thinks Siskel and Ebert were tagalongs

Blake thinks paid movie critics are Pavlov.

[Pavlov]

A.. tag along.....hmmm?

No, anyone can criticize any thread here.

You are impotent to do anything about it.

[JohnnyZ]

No, anyone can criticize any thread here.

You are impotent to do anything about it.

Nope...tag along.

[Pavlov]

Nope...tag along.

Yes, anyone can criticize any thread here.

You can't do anything about it.

You got banned because your threads suck.

[JohnnyZ]

Yes, anyone can criticize any thread here.

You can't do anything about it.

You got banned because your threads suck.

Any thread suggestions?

I guess I could....


https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=276597&p=9611000#post9611000


https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=276548&p=9608072#post9608072


https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/sho...50#post9571350

[JohnnyZ]

When I was a kid the barber who cut my hair had a couple cool pictures in his shop.

HUGE....Custer's Last Stand, very cool.

Then one about 12 by 12, here we have a big guy with his head back with a beard stting in a barbers chairs, his eyes are close and he's holding a pistol. The barber in the picture has a straight razor too shave him with, on the walls of his shop.....WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE 5,000 DOLLARS....a picture of guy in the chair in the middle. The lok on the barbers face.....

Well Ill be damn, this is it.




No way in I can find the other one, what would I call it?

Something similiar....

[spurraider21]

[JohnnyZ]

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What about that don't you understand?

[JohnnyZ]

I have to find that picture.

Wanted man in a barber chair, might work.

[DAF86]

I was ignoring this thread because, really, who gives a about Aquaman? But all these pages had me curious, what if I'm missing a masterpiece?

I should have known that the posts had nothing to do with the movie.

[JohnnyZ]

I was ignoring this thread because, really, who gives a about Aquaman? But all these pages had me curious, what if I'm missing a masterpiece?

I should have known that the posts had nothing to do with the movie.

Aquaman was actually a comic. The movie reminded me of him.

Bottom line in my threads is have fun, yep, wallow around in the guts the blood and the beer. I don't take things all that serious.

This is always funny.

Poster (who has a few threads getting little action, in a 13 page thread of mine).....you need to....

Hahaha~~~

[Blake]

Aquaman was actually a comic.

No way I call bull

[DAF86]

Aquaman was actually a comic. The movie reminded me of him.

Bottom line in my threads is have fun, yep, wallow around in the guts the blood and the beer. I don't take things all that serious.

This is always funny.

Poster (who has a few threads getting little action, in a 13 page thread of mine).....you need to....

Hahaha~~~

I don't know what one gains by bragging about length of threads but, since you brought that up, have you ever made a thread with 100+ pages (and counting)?

https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/sho...ht=messi%3Dgod

[JohnnyZ]

I don't know what one gains by bragging about length of threads but, since you brought that up, have you ever made a thread with 100+ pages (and counting)?

https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/sho...ht=messi%3Dgod

I had a thread.....EVOLUTION....that went over 100 pages.

Bottom line,

Unless you do this thread thing yourself don't be telling those who do . Keep your mouth shut unless talking about the topic. This...you need to....sucks coming from leeches and leg humpers.

The worst thing is this......

......a do nothing enters your thread to play critic.....why? Stay the out.

[Pavlov]

I had a thread.....EVOLUTION....that went over 100 pages.

Bottom line,

Unless you do this thread thing yourself don't be telling those who do . Keep your mouth shut unless talking aboiut the topic. This...you need to....sucks coming from leeches and leg humpers.

lol meltdown

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