Court of Law and Dwight Clark

[AaronY]

Wgas what position he played?

[benefactor]

Imagine a life so ty all you ever do is leech off others threads on a messageboard never doing anything yourself.

Dude, lets see you do something, can you?

Well we've all seen your neighborhood and your white trash family so I would be careful tossing stones in regards to life accomplishments, Larry.

[Blake]

Blake...do you really think ....Joe said....would work in any court?

Yes. It would be expert witness testimony.

I win.

[Blake]

"An expert witness is a witness who has knowledge beyond that of the ordinary lay person enabling him/her to give testimony regarding an issue that requires expertise to understand. Experts are allowed to give opinion testimony which a non-expert witness may be prohibited from testifying to..."

https://definitions.uslegal.com/e/expert-witness/


Joe = expert witness

You = "but I swear on my Quran that I have a football card of Dwight Clark saying WR"

I win.

[SpursforSix]

I thought this was already ruled on. What kind of court is this?

[Blake]

I thought this was already ruled on. What kind of court is this?

just explaining the ruling. This is the court of law and Dwight Clark. Important.

[BD24]

Imagine a life so ty all you ever do is leech off others threads on a messageboard never doing anything yourself.

Dude, lets see you do something, can you?

of fat Larry angry. Grrr

[Avant]

Yes. It would be expert witness testimony.

I win.

All his teammates would be expert witnesses so bring them in. None would say that Clark was their TE knowing that was other players like Charles Young. talk to the real TE Charles Young.

You lost and it'a not even close.

[Avant]

"An expert witness is a witness who has knowledge beyond that of the ordinary lay person enabling him/her to give testimony regarding an issue that requires expertise to understand. Experts are allowed to give opinion testimony which a non-expert witness may be prohibited from testifying to..."

https://definitions.uslegal.com/e/expert-witness/


Joe = expert witness

You = "but I swear on my Quran that I have a football card of Dwight Clark saying WR"

I win.

Joe....Dwight would do whatever it took, if we needed him to come in and play TE, no problem. He was all about team.
Judge....thank you Mr. Montana, so tell the court where did he come in from?
Joe....his WR position. He played WR but would play fullback if we needed that.
Judge....so he never was really a TE, just something he would have done...correct?
Joe...sure, yep...correct. Mr. Blake totally missed what I said, , everyone who watched those videos Mr, Avant showed saw that Dwight was never a TE. Why are we still talking about this? I can't recall ever throwing a pass to Dwight coming from the TE position.
Judge...so Clark never actually played TE? Really?
Joe...hmmm? Ya now what we did move him in tight vs the Rams in 84, so there was that one time, but....he would have been great there.
Judge...thank you Mr. Montana, I think with your testimony and the video evidence provided by Mr Avant., we can go with yes Clark was a WR and not a TE. Mr. Blake approach the bench. I have to ask....where did you ever get the idea Clark was a TE?
Blake....Joe said...
Judge...hold it...I have what Mr. Montana said right here, so how does he "come in" if he was already there? He could only "come in" if split out wide...right?

Judge...ok, my judgement is Clark was indeed a WR and Mr. Blake is a ing idiot.

[SpursforSix]

Joe....Dwight would do whatever it took, if we needed him to come in and play TE, no problem. He was all about team.
Judge....thank you Mr. Montana, so tell the court where did he come in from?
Joe....his WR position. He played WR but would play fullback is we needed that.
Judge....so he never was really a TE, just something he would have done...correct?
Joe...sure, yep...correct. Mr. Blake totally missed what I said, , everyone who watched those videos Mr,Avant showed saw that Dwight was never a TE. Why are we still talking about this? I can't recall ever throwing a pass to Dwight coming from the TE position.
Judge...so Clark never actually played TE? Really?
Joe...hmmm? Ya now what we did move him in tight vs the Rams in 84, so there was that one time, but....he would have been great there.
Judge...thank you Mr. Montana, I think with your testimony and the video evidence provided by Mr Avant., we can go with yes Clark was a WR and not a TE. Mr. Blake approach the bench. I have to ask....where did you ever get the idea Clark was a TE?
Blake....Joe said...
Judge...hold it...I have what Mr. Montana said right here, sdo how does he "come in" if he was already there? He could only "come in" if split out wide...right?

Judge...ok, my judgement is Clark was indeed a WR and Mr. Blake is a ing idiot.

Judge: Avante...hey aren't you that pedophile? I sentence you to death!!!! Court adjourned.

[Avant]

Judge: Avante...hey aren't you that pedophile? I sentence you to death!!!! Court adjourned.

Let's do this, there I sit in court, you are the lawyer.

Now take what I have said right here at ST and build a case for me being a sick ass pedo, ok? Where is that evidence, where is that proof...well? Where have I ever said anything that even hints at that....well?

My stance has always been....you shoot those sick ass s.

This is what I said that started all that...pedo...crap.

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Let's rise above...kids in hiding talking stupid...ok?

I've never known a known pedophile. So I'm really not sure how I would act if in contact with the freak. I'm guessing I'd do my best to stay as far away as possible. There is nothing more disturbing that this, it is the ultimate wrong in my book.

How could anyone mistreat or sexually abuse a child, that has gotta be the pinnacle of sickness. These freaks need to be shot by the parents or some relative who would love blowing the bas away. Yep, a bullet right into the freaks diseased brain...yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've read that Mohammad was a pedophile, one of his many wives being a 6 year old, but he waited until she was all of 9 before he finally...........sick !

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I get anyone thinking as a kid they ran a world class 20..00 ain't too bright but how can what I said up there be taken as....you pedo...well?

[SpursforSix]

Let's do this, there I sit in court, you are the lawyer.

Now take what I have said right here at ST and build a case for me being a sick ass pedo, ok? Where is that evidence, where is that proof...well? Where have I ever said anything that even hints at that....well?

My stance has always been....you shoot those sick ass s.

This is what I said that started all that...pedo...crap.

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Let's rise above...kids in hiding talking stupid...ok?

I've never known a known pedophile. So I'm really not sure how I would act if in contact with the freak. I'm guessing I'd do my best to stay as far away as possible. There is nothing more disturbing that this, it is the ultimate wrong in my book.

How could anyone mistreat or sexually abuse a child, that has gotta be the pinnacle of sickness. These freaks need to be shot by the parents or some relative who would love blowing the bas away. Yep, a bullet right into the freaks diseased brain...yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've read that Mohammad was a pedophile, one of his many wives being a 6 year old, but he waited until she was all of 9 before he finally...........sick !

court's already adjourned. I'm not reading this .

[Avant]

court's already adjourned. I'm not reading this .

translation

Dude, I know you aren't no sick ass pedo, that's just me acting stupid as usual..ok?

[SpursforSix]

translation

Dude, I know you aren't no sick ass pedo, that's just me acting stupid as usual..ok?

Court's adjourned. You may file an appeal thread or just do your time.
I'm done hearing arguments.

[Avant]

Court's adjourned. You may file an appeal thread or just do your time.
I'm done hearing arguments.

Bend over and I'll show you an argument.

[SpursforSix]

Bend over and I'll show you an argument.

That's a gay as thing to say.

[Avant]

That's a gay as thing to say.

I know I got the idea from our resident ... ..sucker. A little who thinks little kids can run a 20,00m.

[Blake]

All his teammates would be expert witnesses so bring them in. None would say that Clark was their TE

Objection: speculation.

I win.

[Blake]

Bend over and I'll show you an argument.

Lol that's the worst one I've ever seen

[Blake]

Joe....Dwight would do whatever it took, if we needed him to come in and play TE, no problem. He was all about team.
Judge....thank you Mr. Montana, so tell the court where did he come in from?
Joe....his WR position. He played WR but would play fullback if we needed that.
Judge....so he never was really a TE, just something he would have done...correct?
Joe...sure, yep...correct. Mr. Blake totally missed what I said, , everyone who watched those videos Mr, Avant showed saw that Dwight was never a TE. Why are we still talking about this? I can't recall ever throwing a pass to Dwight coming from the TE position.
Judge...so Clark never actually played TE? Really?
Joe...hmmm? Ya now what we did move him in tight vs the Rams in 84, so there was that one time, but....he would have been great there.
Judge...thank you Mr. Montana, I think with your testimony and the video evidence provided by Mr Avant., we can go with yes Clark was a WR and not a TE. Mr. Blake approach the bench. I have to ask....where did you ever get the idea Clark was a TE?
Blake....Joe said...
Judge...hold it...I have what Mr. Montana said right here, so how does he "come in" if he was already there? He could only "come in" if split out wide...right?

Judge...ok, my judgement is Clark was indeed a WR and Mr. Blake is a ing idiot.

More terrible speculation.

I win.

[Avant]

Objection: speculation.

I win.

Dude, no court ignores five games of video evidence showing Clark playing WR, Do you honestly believe....but Joe said....means anything? Come on man.

Blake, you really think ...but Joe said...trumps video evidence? Dude...hahahaha~~~~

[Avant]

Dude......VIDEO EVIDENCE...is not speculation.

, prove Montana said anything....PROVE IT.

[Blake]

Dude......VIDEO EVIDENCE...is not speculation.

, prove Montana said anything....PROVE IT.

You don't have video evidence of every single game, every single snap.

Your lame court stories are lame speculation.

You've lost.

[Avant]

You don't have video evidence of every single game, every single snap.

Your lame court stories are lame speculation.

You've lost.

I have five games showing him playing WR, you have...0...actually showing him playing TE.

Dude, show us PROOF he ever actually played any TE at all, ok? I had no problems at all finding him at WR, so why can't you find him at TE....well?

Dude, Charles Young was their TE, ok? What do you think he'd say about this...well?

Blake, you are whipped, just accept it.

I have tons of video evidence proving he played WR, all you have is....but Joe said...which ain't .

I have game videos starting in 81 to 87 his final season, we never do see him at TE....why?

[Blake]

Lol five games.

You lose.