Oh wow!
Don't think it needs much explanation. The world needs more laughter in it.
What's black, white, and yellow and red all over?
Avante's child rape victims.
Oh wow!
I probably should have started off with something different. I'll have a more mainstream one tomorrow.
What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne waits til a boy is 13 to come on his face.
Story time.
When I was a little kid, talking 8-10ish, we (dad, grandpa, cousins, uncles) would go jack rabbit hunting, yep...spot lighting at night. The grown ups getting drunk on whiskey. Yep, driving around fields getting drunk while popping rabbits off with 22's. Us kids would get out and fetch, tossing the dead rabbits in the truck bed, the ones still kicking we stabbed with our switch blades. Yep, my grandpa bought us all switch blade knives for Christmas. Which pissed granny and mom off.
So there the gang was tossing empty Jack Daneils bottles all over the country side, when up jumped a strange looking jack rabbit, he had crazy ass ears and his back legs were freakish long. He was running just ahead of the truck, on his left was a ditch full of water, as dad stopped so uncle Jack could get a shot, the rabbit ran right across the ditch, yep, ran across the water more a skip like a rock. An amazing sight, something you never forget. How that was possible...???
We usually got 20ish rabbits a drunken trek. Grandpa sold them to an old Okie who lived down the street. What he did with them...?
Bottom line.....a good time had by all. I still have that switch blade.
Great place to tell this story.
SFS has always told the story about as just a middle school kid he ran a 20.00 (his avatar) 200m.
Having been knee deep into track since the late 50's, I have seen ..WOW~~~~~~~
If a middle school kid were to stop the watches at 20.00 in a 200m the track meet would be stopped and officials all over the place checking the timing devices, the wind gauge, the track, it would be....something is wrong here. A 20.00 is an Olympic gold medal time, it is not something kids are capable of. Yep.....impossible.
You have all seen Tyrrek Hill run, he is without question the fastest man in the NFL right now. Well.....as a HS kid he ran a 20.14, the second fastest of all time for HS. SFS could out run Tyreek Hill, why do I doubt that?
While at Florida A&M the great Bob Hayes played RB, and ran track. He ran the 60...WR 5.9, 100 yards WR 9.1, 100 meters WR 10.06 and......200m WR 20.5. So SFS was faster than Bob Hayes?
In 1972 the great USSR sprinter Valery Borzov won the Olympic 200m in.....20,00.
Now imagine SFS running stride for stride with the Soviet great here.
A kid in middle school in the Olympic 200m running side by side with the great Valery Borzov, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The last Olympic 200m
As we can see a 20.00 would have won the silver medal, hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NED DQ Olympic, Rio de Janeiro 2016 1 Usain Bolt JAM 19.78 2 Andre De Grasse CAN 20.02 3 Christophe Lemaitre FRA 20.12 4 Adam Gemili GBR 20.12 5 Churandy Martina NED 20.13 6 LaShawn Merritt USA 20.19 7 Alonso Edward PAN 20.23 8 Ramil Guliyev TUR 20.43
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Boys
Event Record Athlete Date Meet Place Age Ref 100 m 10.20 (+1.4 m/s) Darryl Haraway 14/06/2014 New Balance Nationals Outdoor Championship Greensboro, North Carolina, United States 17 years, 86 days [1][2] 10.15 (+2.0 m/s) Anthony Schwartz March 31, 2017 Florida Relays Gainesville, United States 16 years, 207 days [3] 200 m 20.37 (+1.6 m/s) DaBryan Blanton 12/05/2001 UIL State Championship Austin, Texas, United States 16 years, 313 days [4] 400 m 45.14 Obea Moore 02/09/1995 Pan American Junior Athletics Championships Santiago, Chile 16 years, 235 days [5]
Those are the boys sprint records in the USA. As we can see at 200m....20.37...and Blanton went on to be a stud at Oklahoma, he ran a sub 10.10.
Joke of the Day- March 19
Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says “Holy , where’d you get that thing?”.
The parrot squawks, “Avante’s a pedo!”.
Ahahahahaha
Only here does this morp into....you pedo.
Here is the thread/post that started all this..."pedo"...talk.
Let's rise above...kids in hiding talking stupid...ok?
I've never known a known pedophile. So I'm really not sure how I would act if in contact with the freak. I'm guessing I'd do my best to stay as far away as possible. There is nothing more disturbing that this, it is the ultimate wrong in my book.
How could anyone mistreat or sexually abuse a child, that has gotta be the pinnacle of sickness. These freaks need to be shot by the parents or some relative who would love blowing the bas away. Yep, a bullet right into the freaks diseased brain...yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've read that Mohammad was a pedophile, one of his many wives being a 6 year old, but he waited until she was all of 9 before he finally...........sick !
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Nobody here can read?
Who can show me ever saying anything where....you pedo....would fit? Where is that at?
chirp chirp
translation
Everybody gets your stance on that sick , but it's boring here so we must mess with somebody, that stupid seems to work.
It's funny because it's true.
Chucho, why ignore what I think of that sick , well? Why ignore what I said, well?
Read
How could anyone mistreat or sexually abuse a child, that has gotta be the pinnacle of sickness. These freaks need to be shot by the parents or some relative who would love blowing the bas away. Yep, a bullet right into the freaks diseased brain...yippee!!!!!!
Dude, what does that say?
Where is this post with me saying anything about young girls? I would have went to the management if I'd seen young girls in those bars, you don't go to bars to be bugged by kids.
Why just make up?
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Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 20, 2019
What's the difference between a microwave and Avante?
A microwave doesn't molest children.
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