Spursforsix - Jokemaster Joke of the Day

[Avant]

You're in denial about your role here. Your threads go far because everyone enjoys ting on you and laughing at you. It's not that hard of a concept to grasp; you are here to JUST be laughed at and made fun of. That's it- nothing more, nothing less. I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you're already fluffing your coffin pillows already, so no need.

Well since I know more than anybody here about the things that interest, me how can know nothings make fun of anyone? Who here can't be made fun of?

Chucho, how come you just leech off us? Well?

[Chucho]

Well since I know more than anybody here about the things that interest, me how can know nothings make fun of anyone? Who here can't be made fun of?

Chucho, how come you just leech off us? Well?

Who the is this "us" you always talk about? No one leeches off you. People just make fun of you and on you. You can't possibly be this ing re ed.

[DMC]

What's the difference between Avante's finger and a tampon? Tampons only go into post-puberty vaginas.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 2, 2019

Did you hear about the new McDonald's burger, the McVante?

It's 70 year aged beef between two 12 year old buns.

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 2, 2019

Did you hear about the new McDonald's burger, the McVante?

It's 70 year aged beef between two 12 year old buns.

[leemajors]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 2, 2019

Did you hear about the new McDonald's burger, the McVante?

It's 70 year aged beef between two 12 year old buns.

[Chucho]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 2, 2019

Did you hear about the new McDonald's burger, the McVante?

It's 70 year aged beef between two 12 year old buns.

That's a McGuire-on-the-juice-at-his-peak home run! I knew you'd bounce back in an epic way!

[Avant]

SFS stealing all his stuff from.....

https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-...edophile-jokes

[benefactor]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 2, 2019

Did you hear about the new McDonald's burger, the McVante?

It's 70 year aged beef between two 12 year old buns.

[Avant]

I have no doubt.

SFS

knock knock
who's there
Avante
Avante is a pedo

poster...GENIUS
poster 2....hahahahahahaha!
poster 3....SFS how do ya do it?
poster 4....WOW!
poster 5....my hero

[spurraider21]

[Avant]

It really is funny.

poster....Avante just ran down the All Time SEC 4x1, he mentioned 32 sprinters. Whatcha got SFS?
SFS....lot of fast guys in the Pac12 also.
poster.....wow, how do you do that?
poster 2....you sure know your track.
poster 3.....Avante who?
poster 4....our TRACK EXPERT
poster 5....Da Man!
poster....so who would be on that All Time Pac12 4x1?
SFS...just naming names is so boring.
poster 2....BINGO!
poster 3....you got it!
poster 4....DA MAN
poster 5....yep, who reads a list?

[Robz4000]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 2, 2019

Did you hear about the new McDonald's burger, the McVante?

It's 70 year aged beef between two 12 year old buns.

[Avant]

poster....Avante, can your really do an All Time SEC 4x1 relay?
Avante....sure, it works like this, ya take the fours greatest sprinters the schools have had and place them on what leg they are best suited for, can do the most damage and yes each guy is different, some better on the curve, etc.

Only a true sprint guru is capable of something like this and it's in constant change as time goes by.

All Time SEC 4x1 Relay

lane

1.Florida...Jeff Demps...Bernard Williams...Dennis Mitc ...John Capel
2.Arkansas....Omar McLoud....Wallace Spearmon....Tyson Gay...Vincent Henderson
3.LSU...Trindon Holliday....Glenroy Gilbert...Xavier Carter...Richard Thompson
4.Tenn....Christian Coleman....Justin Gatlin....Sam Graddy...Willie Gault
5.Texas A&M...Andre Cason...Curtis ey...Floyd Heard...Ameer Webb
6.Auburn...Stanley Floyd...Marc Burns...Coby Miller...Harvey Glance
7.Alabama...Emmitt King...Omar Brown....James Mallard...Calvin Smith
8.South Carolina....Terrence Trammell...Leroy Dixon...Rodney Martin...David Winters

poster.....wow, I bet SFS can do that in the 4x4,
Avante....try............nope.

[BD24]

Good bounce back tbh

[Avant]

Good bounce back tbh

Does this guy ever do anything else?

[Millennial_Messiah]

70 year aged beef... McDonalds, bleh.

[Chucho]

poster....Avante, can your really do an All Time SEC 4x1 relay?
Avante....sure, it works like this, ya take the fours greatest sprinters the schools have had and place them on what leg they are best suited for, can do the most damage and yes each guy is different, some better on the curve, etc.

Only a true sprint guru is capable of something like this and it's in constant change as time goes by.

All Time SEC 4x1 Relay

lane

1.Florida...Jeff Demps...Bernard Williams...Dennis Mitc ...John Capel
2.Arkansas....Omar McLoud....Wallace Spearmon....Tyson Gay...Vincent Henderson
3.LSU...Trindon Holliday....Glenroy Gilbert...Xavier Carter...Richard Thompson
4.Tenn....Christian Coleman....Justin Gatlin....Sam Graddy...Willie Gault
5.Texas A&M...Andre Cason...Curtis ey...Floyd Heard...Ameer Webb
6.Auburn...Stanley Floyd...Marc Burns...Coby Miller...Harvey Glance
7.Alabama...Emmitt King...Omar Brown....James Mallard...Calvin Smith
8.South Carolina....Terrence Trammell...Leroy Dixon...Rodney Martin...David Winters

poster.....wow, I bet SFS can do that in the 4x4,
Avante....try............nope.

How many people have ever asked you about track, on this board, in an honest manner?

[Avant]

How many people have ever asked you about track, on this board, in an honest manner?

translation

How in the did you do that? How about the Pac12?

No problem, here ya go.

All Time Pac12 4x1 Relay

*** NFL

lane

1.Cal...Lemon King....Atlee Mahorn....Hal Davis...Eddie Hart
2.ASU...Marcus Brunson...Henry Carr***...J.D.Hill***...Ron Brown***
3.UCLA...Mike Marsh....Ato Boldon...Henry Thomas...Warren Edmonson
4.USC...Lennox Miller....Andre DeGrasse...Don Quarrie...James Sanford
5.Oregon...K.King....Pat Johnson***...Don Coleman...Harry Jerome
6.Arizona...Peter Okogobe...Dwayne Strozier...Michael Bates***...Dwayne Evans
7.Washington...Ja' Warren Hooker...Sterling Hinds...Bernie Jackson...LaNoris Marshall
8.Stanford...Darrin Nelson***...Clyde Jeffrey...Larry Questad...Chuck Francis

[Chucho]

translation

How in the did you do that? How about the Pac12?

No problem, here ya go.

All Time Pac12 4x1 Relay

*** NFL

lane

1.Cal...Lemon King....Atlee Mahorn....Hal Davis...Eddie Hart
2.ASU...Marcus Brunson...Henry Carr***...J.D.Hill***...Ron Brown***
3.UCLA...Mike Marsh....Ato Boldon...Henry Thomas...Warren Edmonson
4.USC...Lennox Miller....Andre DeGrasse...Don Quarrie...James Sanford
5.Oregon...K.King....Pat Johnson***...Don Coleman...Harry Jerome
6.Arizona...Peter Okogobe...Dwayne Strozier...Michael Bates***...Dwayne Evans
7.Washington...Ja' Warren Hooker...Sterling Hinds...Bernie Jackson...LaNoris Marshall
8.Stanford...Darrin Nelson***...Clyde Jeffrey...Larry Questad...Chuck Francis

No. I asked how many people have ever asked you an honest question about track and field on this message board with no ulterior motive to make fun of you. I take it from your response that zero people have ever asked you an honest question about track and field, partly due to the fact you're not the expert.

[Avant]

No. I asked how many people have ever asked you an honest question about track and field on this message board with no ulterior motive to make fun of you. I take it from your response that zero people have ever asked you an honest question about track and field, partly due to the fact you're not the expert.

Dude, I know more about track than anyone on the internet, and am totally capable of proving that fact. So as usual you are totally wrong yet again.

Set up a challenge between Avante and this entire site, watch what happens. I can talk athletes nobody anywhere out there has even heard of.

[Chucho]

Dude, I know more about track than anyone on the internet, and am totally capable of proving that fact. So as usual you are totally wrong yet again.

Set up a challenge between Avante and this entire site, watch what happens. I can talk athletes nobody anywhere out there has even heard of.

That's not what I asked you. Do you know why no one sets up a track and field quiz face-off with you? Because no one gives half a about track and field and that's why no one has ever asked you an honest question about track and field here.

[DMC]

Dude, I know more about track than anyone on the internet, and am totally capable of proving that fact. So as usual you are totally wrong yet again.

Set up a challenge between Avante and this entire site, watch what happens. I can talk athletes nobody anywhere out there has even heard of.

Like Larry and Mason Joiner?

[Avant]

That's not what I asked you. Do you know why no one sets up a track and field quiz face-off with you? Because no one gives half a about track and field and that's why no one has ever asked you an honest question about track and field here.

Chucho, what do you do, well? All I ever see is a guy who leechs off everybody else. Do you see me doing that? I don't need others while you do. Where is your last thread at?

Tell ya what since you're so damn worried about it, you start a thread about some interest if yours and I;ll never mention track ever again at The Club....deal?

[Avant]

Like Larry and Mason Joiner?

Try Bernie Wefers.