Spursforsix - Jokemaster Joke of the Day

[Millennial_Messiah]

No one gives a about track and lists. What is the average salary of a 25 year old track star? I didn't think so.

[Avant]

No one gives a about track and lists. What is the average salary of a 25 year old track star? I didn't think so.

Google

Lets Run
Track and Field News

And see how wrong you are. You have no idea just how huge track is. And pro tracksters make from 70,000 to 100,000 a year a star like Usain Bolt over a million.

As far as lists go, check out Track and Field Statistics.

An example.

Track and Field Statistics

Main > Men, 100 m > All Championships 1909-1912

Olympic, Stockholm 1912 1 Ralph Craig USA 10.8 2 Alvah Meyer USA 10.9 3 Donald Lippincott USA 10.9 4 George Patching RSA 10.9 5 Frank Belote USA 11.0 Howard Drew USA DNS

Top 10 Athletes (1909-1912) 25 Best Performances (1909-1912) 1 Emil Ketterer GER 10.5 Karlsruhe Jul 9, 1911 1 Richard Rau GER 10.5 Braunschweig Aug 13, 1911 1 Erwin Kern GER 10.5 München May 26, 1912 4 Fritz Keppel GER 10.6 Karlsruhe Jul 9, 1911 4 Howard Drew USA 10.6 Stockholm Jul 1, 1912 4 Donald Lippincott USA 10.6 Stockholm Jul 6, 1912 4 Lorenz Petersen GER 10.6 München Aug 25, 1912 4 William Applegarth GBR 10.6 Prague Sep 29, 1912 9 Reginald Walker RSA 10.7 +A Pretoria Jan 1, 1909 9 Frederick Ramsdell USA 10.7 Berlin Jul 9, 1911 9 William Stewart AUS 10.7 Malmö Aug 8, 1911 9 Ralph Craig USA 10.7 Stockholm Jul 7, 1912 9 Alvah Meyer USA 10.7 Stockholm Jul 7, 1912 9 Harold Heiland USA 10.7 Malmö Jul 21, 1912

World Records (• - Record was ratified) 10.6* Richard Rau GER Prague May 28, 1911 10.6* Richard Rau GER Berlin Jul 09, 1911 10.5 Emil Ketterer GER Karlsruhe Jul 09, 1911 10.5* Richard Rau GER Braunschweig Aug 13, 1911 10.5* Richard Rau GER München May 12, 1912 10.5* Erwin Kern GER München May 26, 1912 • 10.6 Donald Lippincott USA Stockholm Jul 06, 1912 10.6* William Applegarth GBR Prague Sep 29, 1912 American Records (• - Record was ratified) • 10.8y* Robert Cloughen USA New York Sep 05, 1910 • 10.8* Ira Courtney USA Stanford May 17, 1912 • 10.8* Clement Wilson USA Evaston Jun 08, 1912 • 10.8* Howard Drew USA Cambridge/MA Jun 08, 1912 • 10.8* Ralph Craig USA Cambridge/MA Jun 08, 1912

What it is is nobody here knows track, the real world yes they know track. Youtube....100 meters........you won't believe it.

This place is very limited, most here lack any depth.

[Millennial_Messiah]

a year a star like Usain Bolt over a million.

Just shows how f'ing clueless you are... that country in particular doesn't pay to their star athletes... the woman I live with and share my body with is the first (and favorite) immediate niece of the legendary, double-digit Olympic medaling winter athlete Winston Watts, who had to move to ing WYOMING and now runs a used car repair and sales shop there because his own country couldn't come with enough money to give him a ing living, much less pay my woman's (his brother's daughter's) immigration fees.

Don't even start with me on that one... it's personal.

[Avant]

Just shows how f'ing clueless you are... that country in particular doesn't pay to their star athletes... the woman I live with and share my body with is the first (and favorite) immediate niece of the legendary, double-digit Olympic medaling winter athlete Winston Watts, who had to move to ing WYOMING and now runs a used car repair and sales shop there because his own country couldn't come with enough money to give him a ing living, much less pay my woman's (his brother's daughter's) immigration fees.

Don't even start with me on that one... it's personal.

Bolt is worth around 60 million.

A Jamaican in the winter Olympics isn't going to be making any $$$$. How are the winters in Jamaica?

Dude, cool this....don't even....ok, and if anyone is clueless it's you? TONS of track fans out there TONS, so don't be telling me...nobody cares about track....ok?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bolt is worth around 60 million.

A Jamaican in the winter Olympics isn't going to be making any $$$$. How are the winters in Jamaica?

Dude, cool this....don't even....ok, and if anyone is clueless it's you? TONS of track fans out there TONS, so don't be telling me...nobody cares about track....ok?

Tell me again how my wife's Olympic star uncle runs a car shop in Wyoming while Bolt is worth $60 Million. I'll merc ya

[Avant]

Tell me again how my wife's Olympic star uncle runs a car shop in Wyoming while Bolt is worth $60 Million. I'll merc ya

You sure Watts won Olympic medals? An Olympic "star'.

[Millennial_Messiah]

You sure Watts won Olympic medals? An Olympic "star'.

I think she embellishes a bit. But still, he competed all the way up to 2014 well into his late 40s and the nation didn't pay him jack squat.

[Avant]

I think she embellishes a bit. But still, he competed all the way up to 2014 well into his late 40s and the nation didn't pay him jack squat.

Dude, do you know anything at all about exactly what Watts did accomplish? How about finding out before getting into this, ok? Google....Jamaican Bobsled, then get back to me.


Check it out

2002

	Winston Watts Lascelles Brown	28
2014	Winston Watts Marvin Dixon	27

28 and 27 rankings. That's a long way from "star".

Maybe he was in some other event.

Sport: Bobsleigh
Results

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Games	Age	City	Sport	Event	Team	NOC	Rank	Medal
1994 Winter	26	Lillehammer	Bobsleigh	Men's Four	Jamaica	JAM	14
1998 Winter	30	Nagano	Bobsleigh	Men's Four	Jamaica	JAM	21
2002 Winter	34	Salt Lake City	Bobsleigh	Men's Two	Jamaica	JAM	28
2014 Winter	46	Sochi	Bobsleigh	Men's Two	Jamaica	JAM	29

Men's Two

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Games	Age	City	Sport	Team	NOC	Partner	Phase	Unit
2002 Winter	34	Salt Lake City	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Lascelles Brown	Final Standings
2002 Winter	34	Salt Lake City	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Lascelles Brown	Run 1
2002 Winter	34	Salt Lake City	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Lascelles Brown	Run 2
2002 Winter	34	Salt Lake City	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Lascelles Brown	Run 3
2002 Winter	34	Salt Lake City	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Lascelles Brown	Run 4
2014 Winter	46	Sochi	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Marvin Dixon	Final Standings
2014 Winter	46	Sochi	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Marvin Dixon	Run 1
2014 Winter	46	Sochi	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Marvin Dixon	Run 2
2014 Winter	46	Sochi	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Marvin Dixon	Run 3

Men's Four

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Games	Age	City	Sport	Team	NOC	Phase	Unit
1994 Winter	26	Lillehammer	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Final Standings
1994 Winter	26	Lillehammer	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Run 1
1994 Winter	26	Lillehammer	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Run 2
1994 Winter	26	Lillehammer	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Run 3
1994 Winter	26	Lillehammer	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Run 4
1998 Winter	30	Nagano	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Final Standings
1998 Winter	30	Nagano	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Run 1
1998 Winter	30	Nagano	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Run 2
1998 Winter	30	Nagano	Bobsleigh	Jamaica	JAM	Run 3

Don't see any Olympic medals there.

Next time do some homework like I do BEFORE just tossing things out you really don't know about.

I know...0...about winter Olympics, and that took a few minutes.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 3, 2019

Avante likes his girls like he likes his wine.

10 years old and stored in the basement.

[140]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 3, 2019

Avante likes his girls like he likes his wine.

10 years old and stored in the basement.

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 3, 2019

Avante likes his girls like he likes his wine.

10 years old and stored in the basement.

[Avant]

Girl

Anonymous
a year ago

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .

The guy can't even do that silly on his own.

All that stuff is being taken from a site about pedo jokes..


https://worstjokesever.com/pedophile

[BD24]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 3, 2019

Avante likes his girls like he likes his wine.

10 years old and stored in the basement.

[Chucho]

Avante walks into the house with a duck in his arms. He says, "this is the pig I when I'm not raping children".

Judy says, "That's not a pig."

Avante replies, "I know, I'm talking to this duck."

[Avant]

Avante walks into the house with a duck in his arms. He says, "this is the pig I when I'm not raping children".

Judy says, "That's not a pig."

Avante replies, "I know, I'm talking to this duck."

Chucho, that's so damn stupid and you're too damn dumb to know it. My God guy are you that hard up to mess with people?

Wow~~~

Dude, when are you going to do something here besides tag a long?

"Chucho"

the boy was stupid
that was plain to see
when he wasn't following SFS around
he was following me

the boy was a follower
couldn't go it alone
I do have compassion
so I'd toss him a bone

he lacked creativity
not too bright
that's why all he did
was leech off all of us
both day and night

poor Chucho
where would the boy be
without you and me

[spurraider21]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 3, 2019

Avante likes his girls like he likes his wine.

10 years old and stored in the basement.

Avante walks into the house with a duck in his arms. He says, "this is the pig I when I'm not raping children".

Judy says, "That's not a pig."

Avante replies, "I know, I'm talking to this duck."

[leemajors]

Avante walks into the house with a duck in his arms. He says, "this is the pig I when I'm not raping children".

Judy says, "That's not a pig."

Avante replies, "I know, I'm talking to this duck."

[benefactor]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 3, 2019

Avante likes his girls like he likes his wine.

10 years old and stored in the basement.

Avante walks into the house with a duck in his arms. He says, "this is the pig I when I'm not raping children".

Judy says, "That's not a pig."

Avante replies, "I know, I'm talking to this duck."

[Darth_Pelican]

Avante walks into the house with a duck in his arms. He says, "this is the pig I when I'm not raping children".

Judy says, "That's not a pig."

Avante replies, "I know, I'm talking to this duck."

[Avant]

Avanteism the greatest power in the Universe.

Damn people, you really this boring? Wow~~~~~~~~~~

Now ya see why I was such a great salesman, I know my target audience and what buttons to push.

, there are posters where Avante is all they do.

[benefactor]

Avanteism the greatest power in the Universe.

Damn people, you really this boring? Wow~~~~~~~~~~

Now ya see why I was such a great salesman, I know my target audience and what buttons to push.

, there are posters where Avante is all they do.

Nope. All we see is a guy with a personality disorder who will take whatever attention is given to him, be it positive or negative. But keep thinking you are in control of anything at all and we will all just keep laughing at you.

[Robz4000]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 3, 2019

Avante likes his girls like he likes his wine.

10 years old and stored in the basement.

Avante walks into the house with a duck in his arms. He says, "this is the pig I when I'm not raping children".

Judy says, "That's not a pig."

Avante replies, "I know, I'm talking to this duck."

[BD24]

Avante walks into the house with a duck in his arms. He says, "this is the pig I when I'm not raping children".

Judy says, "That's not a pig."

Avante replies, "I know, I'm talking to this duck."

well done, bonus points for incorporating Judy into the joke

[Millennial_Messiah]

Avante walks into the house with a duck in his arms. He says, "this is the pig I when I'm not raping children".

Judy says, "That's not a pig."

Avante replies, "I know, I'm talking to the duck."

FIFY... but, 9/10

[Chucho]

Avanteism the greatest power in the Universe.

Damn people, you really this boring? Wow~~~~~~~~~~

Now ya see why I was such a great salesman, I know my target audience and what buttons to push.

, there are posters where Avante is all they do.

That is the stupidest thing ever. You're seriously trying to claim that people hating and ting on you made you a "great" salesman. You probably sold low end auto insurance and benefits like Aflac and probably rarely made quota if you even sold insurance.