Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 6, 2019
Avante’s in his van and sees a young boy sitting on the curb crying his eyes out. Avante pulls over and asks him what’s wrong. “My dog, Checkers ran away”. Avante says, “Hop in, I’ll help you find him”. The grateful boy gets in the van and says, “Oh thank you so much. This has been the worst day of my life”. Avante smiles and replies, “You have no idea”.
Teehee.
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 7, 2019
How is Avante like Santa Claus?
Both have empty sacks when they’re done with children.
April? Should have saved it for December, tbh.
You might be dead by December.
M & M sliced and diced...
Hopes and prayers on that from over here...
Keep praying, just like the morons at church that never get helped by sky guy.
Sky guy couldn't help you. You suck and you're a terrible liar.
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 8, 2019
I hate Mondays and I'm too tired to put much into this one.
What's the difference between chocolate ice cream and Avante?
You don't have to force a kid to swallow ice cream.
One can only hope...
SFS i'm tellin ya, take the weekends off so you dont burn out
quality has still been good though
I gotta power through it. Not going to rest players during the regular season.
quality has still been good though
Don't know about any of this, but gotta respect the persistence. Plus some of these jokes are good.
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 9, 2019
What's the difference between Avante and a plastic bag?
The plastic bag doesn't rape the kid before it smothers him.
lol
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 10, 2019
What’s the difference between WetWipes and Avante?
One cleans a kids butt and the other makes a total mess of it.
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