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Look Avante, we all know SFS don't know , ok? It's just funny playing this stupid game with you, ok? SFS knows he can only tell non funny.stupid jokes because in a real track/football/music contest you'd crush all of us. So all we can do is stupid jokes.
More meltdown from Mr. "This place doesnt get me mad".
At least ya gave up trying to defend SFS, you know the boy don't know .
How stupid is....a 19.76 a NEW Nigerian National record, the second fastest NCAA 200 ever.....is....kinda slow.
Hahahahahaha~~~~~~
He's the expert, you're not.
Dude, are you re ed?
I;m the guy breaking down what a 19.76 really is. SFS is saying.....kinda slow. Dude, you cannot be this damn stupid.
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 25, 2019
How are Avante's dates like a plucked chicken?
They're pink, defenseless, and hairless.
edit to add date
Last edited by SpursforSix; 04-26-2019 at 02:14 AM.
oh dear god
Reminder to myself for upcoming jokes.
bar 1
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Mods - please set up my account so that I can make delayed posts.
Thanks in advance.
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 26, 2019
Avante, a child molester, and a re walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the man, “What’ll you have?”.
reminder to me
shot
Why? The Spurs won last night. Save it for tomorrow night?
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 27, 2019
Why did Judy close her day care?
Too much compe ion.
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 28, 2019
How are Avante and a pediatrician similar?
Both are always giving kids painful injections.
Hard to believe we actually have people here this damn stupid. There is nothing nowhere where Avante ever says anything at all about this other than ya shoot sick ass pedos, AND..................everyone knows it. I posted about how sick those s were, only here where we have an over abundance of morons could that ever be....you pedo?
Do we have some ed up posters here or what? When I ask....where you getting this pedo BS from? Nobody has a clue.
Whatever.
Something only Avante can do.
Fastest player ever per franchise, I am talking track speed not a 40.
Niners...Ray Norton SJS WR9.3/20.5 1960 Olympian
Seahawks...Michael Bates Arizona 1992 Olympian 200m/10.10
Rams...Ron Brown ASU 10.06 1984 Olympian
Cards...Mel Gray Missouri 9.2
Saints...Larry Burton Purdue 9.3 1972 Olympian 200m
Falcons...Gerald Tinker Kent St 9.3 1972 Olympian 4x1 (sorry Deion)
Buc's...James Owens UCLA 10.3/Olympic hurdler
Panthers...Ted Ginn Jr. Ohio St 10.3
Cowboys...Bob Hayes FAMU WR10.06/9.1 fastest player to ever play football
Eagles.....Frank Budd Villianova WR9.2 1960 Olympian
Redskins...Darrel Green Texas A&I 10.08
Giants...Henry Carr ASU 9.3 1964 Olympian 200m
Packers...Travis Williams ASU 9.3
Bears...Willie Gault Tenn 10.10 1980 Olympian
Vikings...Len Wills Ohio State 9.3
Lions....Cy Leland TCU WR9.4
Raiders...Sam Graddy Tenn 10.09 1984 Olympian
Chargers...Willie McGee Alcorn WR9.1
Broncos...Trindon Holliday LSU 10.00
Chiefs...Tyreek Hill Okla St 10.19
Bengals...Tommie Smith SJS 1968 Olympic 200 WR19.83
Steelers...Rod Woodson Purdue 10.3ish
Browns...Eric Metcalf Texas 10.3ish
Ravens...Pat Johnson Oregon 10.2
Pats....Stanley Morgan Tenn 9.4ish
Dolphins...Mark Duper NWLa 9.4************
Bills...J.D.Hill ASU 9.3
Jets...Johnny Jones Texas 10.2 1972 Olympian
ans/Oilers....Tony Jones Texas 10.2
Texans...Jerome Mathis Hampton 10.3
Jags.....hmmm?
Colts...Curtis ey Tex A&M 10.10
************ they did have 1968 Olympic 100m champ Jimmy Hines, but he did....o....just a failed experiment.
I get you little s are boring as and know nothing but when Avante is all ya got going, what does that tell ya?
Last edited by Avant; 04-28-2019 at 01:33 AM.
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 29, 2019
What does a 12 year old boy have that an 18 year old woman doesn't?
Avante's attention.
This is a personal favorite so far
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 30, 2019
How are Avante and a clock alike?
Neither goes past 12.
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