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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    We would like to say right here at the outset that we do not care what kind of cuck bull Jerry Falwell Jr. and his wife get up to, if they do in fact get up to cuck bull , and we do not know that they do. We don't know if old Jerry is sticking it to the pool boy, or if the pool boy is sticking it to him, or to anyone else, or if they even have a pool boy. And we certainly would not like to know if Jerry Falwell (allegedly!) likes to have the pool boy do sexuals to his mother in the outhouse while they're both "drunk off [their] God-fearing asses on Campari." That would be GUH-ROSS, not just because Mrs. Falwell is dead, but also obviously because it is not Bible-approved, and regardless, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

    But because this is 2019, we do now know that back in 2015, Michael Cohen (who is on like day three of prison, hope he's making friends and not getting in any trouble!) claims, he helped Falwell deal with some RACY PICTURES he didn't want getting out, pictures described as "between husband and wife." Not long after that, Falwell endorsed Donald Trump.

    Falwell, president of Liberty University, one of the world's largest Christian universities, said someone had come into possession of what Cohen described as racy "personal" photographs — the sort that would typically be kept "between husband and wife," Cohen said in the taped conversation.

    According to a source familiar with Cohen's thinking, the person who possessed the photos destroyed them after Cohen intervened on the Falwells' behalf.

    Gross.
    https://www.wonkette.com/was-it-jerr...e-game-of-clue
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    So, at the end of the day, Falwell owed Trump a favor and that grosses you out, the innuendos (apophasis) of the first half of your post totally notwithstanding.

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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    So, at the end of the day, Falwell owed Trump a favor and that grosses you out, the innuendos (apophasis) of the first half of your post totally notwithstanding.
    ah. Entire passage was original work, including the last comment. will edit to make that clearer. Apologies.


    I personally have ceased to be amazed at the propensity for evangelicals to get caught with same-sex partners after railing against such things, or various sordid things they would generally publicly condemn.
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    Has Cohen seen the pics? will he say?

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    Has Cohen seen the pics? will he say?
    Cohen, yeah. Doubt he would want to say without having proof positive though.

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