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  1. #401
    We've got a job to do. Darth_Pelican's Avatar
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    lol

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 1, 2019

    How is Avante like a tortise?

    Both want to get there before the hare does.

  3. #403
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 2, 2019

    What did Avante say when he got out of prison?

    "I feel like a kid again".

  4. #404
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 2, 2019

    What did Avante say when he got out of prison?

    "I feel like a kid again".

  5. #405
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 1, 2019

    How is Avante like a tortise?

    Both want to get there before the hare does.
    3/10
    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 2, 2019

    What did Avante say when he got out of prison?

    "I feel like a kid again".
    9/10

  6. #406
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 3, 2019

    How is Avante similar to Trump?

    Both are ing immature assholes.

  7. #407
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 3, 2019

    How is Avante similar to Trump?

    Both are ing immature assholes.
    true statement. not much humor in there though

  8. #408
    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    true statement. not much humor in there though
    I'm definitely running out of motivation. I might cut back to once a week and just try to deliver an original each time.

  9. #409
    Millennial Messiah UNT Eagles 2016's Avatar
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    I'm definitely running out of motivation. I might cut back to once a week and just try to deliver an original each time.
    Don't say that Millennial Messiah didn't predict that this was coming, tbh.

  10. #410
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    Don't say that Millennial Messiah didn't predict that this was coming, tbh.
    No...you said something about me running out of jokes. I'm saying that I'm getting tired of coming up with new ones. I used to make myself spend some time the night before to create a new one.
    I've gotten away from that and just cherry picked from existing jokes.

    In any event, you're pretty unappreciative of the fact that there are about 15 SFS originals in here.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 4, 2019

    What’s the difference between Avante and an actor?

    The actor isn’t happy with small parts.

  12. #412
    We've got a job to do. Darth_Pelican's Avatar
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 30, 2019

    How are Avante and a clock alike?

    Neither goes past 12.

  13. #413
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    Nothing past April? This thread is ded

  14. #414
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    test

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    test

  16. #416
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    why can't i see any of the posts since last week?

  17. #417
    We've got a job to do. Darth_Pelican's Avatar
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    Avante snitched.

  18. #418
    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    oh ...it's fixed

    It may have been a glitch. There was another thread where it showed a new post...Darth I think...but when I clicked on the thread, it didn't show up.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 9, 2019

    How is Avante like SpursTalk?

    Neither are kid friendly.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 9, 2019

    How is Avante like SpursTalk?

    Neither are kid friendly.

    THAT's what you come back with after days and days off?

  21. #421
    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    THAT's what you come back with after days and days off?
    tbh...I thought the thread was closed. So I didn't have anything prepared.

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    Subs ute Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 9, 2019

    How is Avante like the Columbine Shooting?

    Both resulted in lots of bloody teens.

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    And here's a bonus joke for the critics...

    What's the difference between Avante and hemorrhoids?

    Hemorrhoids only attacks adult buttholes.

  24. #424
    We've got a job to do. Darth_Pelican's Avatar
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    And here's a bonus joke for the critics...

    What's the difference between Avante and hemorrhoids?

    Hemorrhoids only attacks adult buttholes.

  25. #425
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    Oh god damn. I am sorry I ever questioned you. On the flip side, you just rattled off 3 grand slams so maybe I reignited the fire.

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