This is a quality post.
There aren't many millennials like me with (self-earned) over $100K in a CD, plus solid five figures in a personal checking account, plus solid five figures in a separate business checking account, plus an emergency fund with a different bank, plus a credit score of 780+.
I guess I just don't really care about getting the newest version of the Samsung or Iphone. I loved my flip phone in middle school and early high school until the carrier (Pocket) went out of business. Then, I loved my Samsung blackberry imposter phone until Cricket switched to smartphones only and I was heartbroken and I got my first smartphone in summer 2014, a Samsung Galaxy Exhibit from MetroPCS which lasted all the way up until this past Christmas, December 2018 when the GPS died and I finally had to upgrade. I now have a Samsung Galaxy J3 from MetroPCS and I plan on having it long term, until it dies or the important features like GPS die without backwards support compatibility.
My personal laptop? A 2013 Dell that I'm using right now. I love it and it's my baby and I never want it to die. It's that beautiful teal-blue colored one.
My clothes? Mostly the same ones since high school. I didn't grow more than 1-2 inches after HS, so that helped. I did invest in a leather jacket and rhino-skin cowboy boots when I moved to Denton, but that's about it.
My entertainment expenses? Near-zero per month. I have Frontier internet which is fast and $40/month. I don't have cable; I don't watch TV shows and watch all my sports and movies through free streaming apps and sites. During football season, I get out my trusty HDMI cable and connect my laptop to the big flat screen TV, which I got at a discount for only $200. I don't plan on replacing that anytime soon, either.
I only go to the movies when I'm dating some girl, and even then I'll go on the cheap night. I don't spend much money on myself; only on a really promising girl that I'm interested in a serious relationship with.
I don't drink alcohol, smoke (including cannabis), or do drugs. That saves a lot of money right there.
I shop at Walmart, Aldi, and occasionally the food pantry. I know how to cook. I'm good at cooking; I don't need no woman to cook for me and do my dishes. I do get organic vegetables from Aldi because they're healthy and cheap enough. I never get take-out food, seldom eat at restaurants, and eat fast food maximum twice per month.
I'm 130 pounds, slim, athletic, and very attractive. I walk around a lot and play sports for fun in the evenings instead of sitting on my ass playing video games. As a result of my lifestyle, I'm not ugly and obese like many millennials and other Americans today.
More people need to be like me, Andrew H. the Millennial Messiah. Be more like me, folks.