The Official Trump is Doing Awesome Thread

[koriwhat]

here we go!

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Trump’s Department of Labor being led by sweatshop defender after pedophile supporter resigned in disgrace

After cabinet Secretary Alex Acosta resigned in disgrace on Friday, the Department of Labor will now be led by an acting director who was a former lobbyist for Jack Abramoff, MSNBC’s Chris Hayes reported.

Patrick Pizzella worked for Abramoff before his boss went to jail, working on to defend the “sweatshop” conditions in the Northern Marias Islands.

The Department of Labor is tasked with stopping sex trafficking and sweatshops.

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/07/trumps-department-of-labor-being-led-by-sweatshop-defender-after-pedophile-supporter-resigned-in-disgrace/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaig n=Feed%3A+TheRawStory+%28The+Raw+Story%29

[Blake]

when you "Sure, druggy" and "k, druggy" all the time i guess it's all about calling me out and not more of the same lame childish antics you use.

all you faux intellectuals are all the same kind of pussies tbh.

Sure, druggy

[Chris]

after he was already facing charges

20 years ago, Trump saw it.

Trump

[Chris]

here we go!

Time to turn off those leaky spigots

[koriwhat]

Sure, druggy

Sure, joker

[spurraider21]

20 years ago, Trump saw it.

Trump

20 years ago... and yet after he was facing charges

before that? oh yeah, he's a great guy! loves women on the younger side too

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Trump’s Department of Labor being led by sweatshop defender after pedophile supporter resigned in disgrace

After cabinet Secretary Alex Acosta resigned in disgrace on Friday, the Department of Labor will now be led by an acting director who was a former lobbyist for Jack Abramoff, MSNBC’s Chris Hayes reported.

Patrick Pizzella worked for Abramoff before his boss went to jail, working on to defend the “sweatshop” conditions in the Northern Marias Islands.

The Department of Labor is tasked with stopping sex trafficking and sweatshops.

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/07/trumps-department-of-labor-being-led-by-sweatshop-defender-after-pedophile-supporter-resigned-in-disgrace/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaig n=Feed%3A+TheRawStory+%28The+Raw+Story%29

See, and that's what I told the old man this morning. As soon as you fired him they'd take that bone out the front yard and toss in a fresh one.

Appeasement is a horrible tool. That's not rocket science, and yet he persists.

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Secretary Of State Pompeo Debunked Trump’s ‘Deep State’ Conspiracy Theory

Trump has ordered an investigation into how the CIA handled its investigation of Russian election interference.

Specifically, Trump is hoping that an investigation led by one of his loyalists, Attorney General William Barr, will cast doubt on the CIA’s conclusion that Russia wanted Trump to win the race.

There’s just one problem, as Politico reported Friday. Trump’s own secretary of state,

Mike Pompeo, already debunked this theory — two years ago,

in a thorough inquiry he led when he was the head of the CIA.

The inquiry, which Politico noted was conducted at the CIA’s “highest levels,” verified that the CIA did nothing improper in its investigation.

Trump is still pushing his loyalists to find another explanation that makes him look better.

https://www.nationalmemo.com/secretary-of-state-pompeo-debunked-trumps-deep-state-conspiracy-theory/

[Pavlov]

Bold of him to ban Epstein 20 years ago.

After he raped?

You think that's bold?

Jesus.

[ElNono]

We ain't going to win every one, El.

& he better not abandon that Acosta fellow either. I'm tired of every time (they) cut somebody out of the herd he sells 'em out to get the problem off the screen. It ain't right. Side him & stay sided!

I've got bad news for you...

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I've got bad news for you...

I know. I woke to that this morning. He has to recognize that they're searching thru everybody's that's within a mile of him for extemporaneous materiel. Anything that light an American screen.

Appeasing them by firing these people one after another is folly. I told him that.
Then he comes to the aid of Pelosi this morning, citing she ain't a racist, after she called him one a month or more ago! See, he wants 'em to let up. Tried to tell him that'll never happen as long as he trod this earth.
It's human though for him to fancy that, to fantasize that, but, it's also extremely reckless.

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Trump Wants To Fire Intel Chief Coats ‘Sooner Rather Than Later’



reportedly interested in purging Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats.

Previous public statements from the intelligence chief have undermined Trump’s self-aggrandizing rhetoric.

https://www.nationalmemo.com/trump-w...er-than-later/

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Trump Wants To Fire Intel Chief Coats ‘Sooner Rather Than Later’



reportedly interested in purging Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats.

Previous public statements from the intelligence chief have undermined Trump’s self-aggrandizing rhetoric.

https://www.nationalmemo.com/trump-w...er-than-later/

This SOB should've went when he laughed at the President during that symposium a year ago. Nary a peep out of the old man. Nothing.

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Barr Throws Trump Under the Bus

A declaration by the attorney general makes it just a little harder for Trump to pretend that he is above the law.

the most important moment at Trump’s Thursday joint press conference with Attorney General William Barr was the one where

Barr committed Trump to obeying the Supreme Court.

By making an explicit commitment to obey the courts and the rule of law,

Barr has boxed in his president.

Trump, at various points, has suggested that he might defy or cir vent the courts. But Barr this time left no wiggle room.

Barr said this (read it slowly and carefully):

Some in the media have been suggesting in the hysterical mode of the day

that the administration has been planning to add the citizenship question to the Census by exec fiat without regard to contrary court orders or what the Supreme Court might say.

This has been based on rank speculation.

As should be obvious, this has never been under consideration.

We have always accepted that any new decision

to add a citizenship question to the census would be subject to judicial review.

That was, to put it mildly, BS.

In fact, Trump has repeatedly threatened to defy the courts,

most recently when he abruptly changed the game plan on the Justice Department’s efforts to follow the Supreme Court’s census ruling.

https://prospect.org/article/barr-throws-trump-under-bus

[benefactor]

lmao

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"I'm looking at this Trash from New York.

And if one half of the things they're saying about him are true

he shouldn't even be in office."

So Trash watches Fox Opinionators, and joins the trash-AOC Human Centipede.

[pgardn]

Trump with the constant "everybody thinks, everybody says, do you know what they are saying"

Love the factual stuff. " You know what they say about people who use "you know what they say..."

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Trump with the constant "everybody thinks, everybody says, do you know what they are saying"

Love the factual stuff. " You know what they say about people who use "you know what they say..."

dubya's "pulling it out of my ass" phrase was "some say ..."

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Trump with the constant "everybody thinks, everybody says, do you know what they are saying"

Love the factual stuff. " You know what they say about people who use "you know what they say..."

...as pg & wife are at the kitchen table of a Saturday morn totin' up their 401k ciphers. "I hate him, pg, but, this is incredible, honey-bun."

"I know. If it keeps up like this come next November, don't say anything inside that school house. Just close the curtain & vote for him, uh, sweetheart."

"Right, we got nary other choice, snookums."

"nary?"

[pgardn]

...as pg & wife are at the kitchen table of a Saturday morn totin' up their 401k ciphers. "I hate him, pg, but, this is incredible, honey-bun."

"I know. If it keeps up like this come next November, don't say anything inside that school house. Just close the curtain & vote for him, uh, sweetheart."

"Right, we got nary other choice, snookums."

"nary?"

Rather the children get taken care of.
You want all this debt and fall out given to your grandkids and my kids?
Meanwhile my wife working this morning and I work later today. Then leaving town for work on Sunday.
I like my work. The 401k does what it does while I enjoy the now.

Going biking before work this morning Thread, want to join me?

Fit the above into the novella.

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Rather the children get taken care of.
You want all this debt and fall out given to your grandkids and my kids?
Meanwhile my wife working this morning and I work later today. Then leaving town for work on Sunday.
I like my work. The 401k does what it does while I enjoy the now.

Going biking before work this morning Thread, want to join me?

Fit the above into the novella.

Then there is nothing else, pg. You have located utopia. Loiter it.

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Trash has nothing to do with the stock market performance, or the job rate.

Trash would have inherited an even more robustly increasing economy if the Repugs hadn't kneecapped American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009

... but Americans are so ing stupid, ignorant, materialistic, and venal, money is overwhelming priority, the primary arbiter of all their lives.

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Former students recall Jeffrey Epstein's 'persistent attention' on teenage girls during his teaching days

Epstein allegedly recently paidtwo possible co-conspirators in a non-prosecution agreement with federal prosecutors in Florida 12 years ago a combined $350,000.

"This course of action, and in particular its timing, suggests the defendant was attempting to further influence co-conspirators who might provide information against him in light of the recently re-emerging allegations,"

Concerned that Epstein will tamper with witnesses, they also argued that he should be denied bail while he awaits trial.

eight former students of Epstein, who in the 1970s taught math and physics at the Dalton School in New York, said that his conduct with teenage girls "had left an impression that had lingered for decades,"

One student recalled him attending a party where students were drinking. Others recalled his "persistent attention" on girls in hallways and classrooms

A few students did say Epstein had an uncomfortably close relationship with one of their female peers.

When asked during the deposition if he had any sexual contact with his former students after his teaching days, Epstein replied,

"not that I remember."

https://theweek.com/speedreads/852609/former-students-recall-jeffrey-epsteins-persistent-attention-teenage-girls-during-teaching-days

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Trump Furious That Mar-a-Lago Is Left with No Employees After ICE Raid



PALM BEACH, Florida —Donald Trump was reportedly “hopping mad” on Saturday after a surprise ice raid left his Mar-a-Lago retreat with no employees.

The ice agents conducting the pre-dawn raid swept through the opulent Palm Beach club and

left guests with no one to prepare their food, wash their dishes, or clean their rooms.

When informed of the news, a furious Trump reportedly barked at his

son-in-law, Jared Kushner, and his sons Eric and Donald, Jr., ordering them to hurry to Palm Beach and wait on tables.
A spokesman for Mar-a-Lago called the situation “dire,” warning that

the resort had lost almost as many staff members as the White House.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-furious-that-mar-a-lago-is-left-with-no-employees-after-ice-raid