Free Quattro Razor (13)

[mrsmaalox]

did you end up eating anyone ?

Definitely considered it. No it was expected and we were well stocked.

[samikeyp]

The parking lot was empty but my friend was laughing hard because I finally let go of the handle and fell. First thing I did was look around but no one was there.

I did the same thing...luckily no one saw me either!

[ATRAIN]

I did the same thing...luckily no one saw me either!

Yeah it was in my work parking lot, my boss made me sign a waiver. Dammit I should have sued.

[ashbeeigh]

cedar for making me feel so horrible today. .

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ok, i'll ask this now that everyone is on here. has anyone seen the BME Pain Olympics video? i heard it's pretty disgusting. i just saw about 2 seconds of it before anything really happens.

[mrsmaalox]

ok, i'll ask this now that everyone is on here. has anyone seen the BME Pain Olympics video? i heard it's pretty disgusting. i just saw about 2 seconds of it before anything really happens.

I was too scared to open the link when someone posted it!

[ATRAIN]

cedar for making me feel so horrible today. .

I love Cedar for making you feel horrible.

[jman3000]

i hit a mother ing deer last night.

[jman3000]

this is why im a hunter.

[ATRAIN]

i hit a mother ing deer last night.

Did you jack up your car?

[jman3000]

ass deer

[jman3000]

some girl stopped and asked if i needed help... at first i thought it was katy because she lives in the area... but when i got closer to her i could see it wasnt.

besides... katy probably wouldnt even offer to help.

[jman3000]

$1000 dollars worth of damage... not too bad... it could have been a lot worse.

[jman3000]

that girl wanted me.

[mrsmaalox]

that girl wanted me.

Don't they all?

[ATRAIN]

Don't they all?

Jman is a pimp, didn't you know?

[ATRAIN]

that girl wanted me.

Jman, I need a wingman this weekend. Take one for the team!

[jman3000]

i'd be a horrible wingman. once im drunk i dont have a single redeeming quality.

[jman3000]

unless you count the factor... but that's hardly redeeming.

[mrsmaalox]

Jman is a pimp, didn't you know?

Yes. His reputation precedes him!

[ATRAIN]

i'd be a horrible wingman. once im drunk i dont have a single redeeming quality.

unless you count the factor... but that's hardly redeeming.

As long as your in the mental state of "I'll anything" when your drunk. Thats all that is needed. Take one for the team so your friend can live the dream.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm so glad that girls don't have to bother with wingmen.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm so glad that girls don't have to bother with wingmen.

Unfortunately, I have had to deal with blockers!

[jman3000]

I'm so glad that girls don't have to bother with wingmen.

ummm... wtf?

they dont have wingmen because they travel in ing packs. these packs are a living opposite to the wingman. wingmen are there to facilitate the obtaining of vag... while these packs of 3, 4, or sometimes even 5 women are interested in nothing other than the perfection of the block.

[CuckingFunt]

ummm... wtf?

they dont have wingmen because they travel in ing packs. these packs are a living opposite to the wingman. wingmen are there to facilitate the obtaining of vag... while these packs of 3, 4, or sometimes even 5 women are interested in nothing other than the perfection of the block.

Yeah... but I don't hang around them es.