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  1. #276
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 10, 2019

    What’s the difference between WetWipes and Avante?
    One cleans a kids butt and the other makes a total mess of it.
    Jesus Christ! Lol!!!

  2. #277
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 10, 2019

    What’s the difference between WetWipes and Avante?
    One cleans a kids butt and the other makes a total mess of it.

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    Winner in a losers circle 140's Avatar
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  4. #279
    Andrew Dufresmed Millennial_Messiah's Avatar
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    OP is going to run out of these very soon

  5. #280
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    OP is going to run out of these very soon
    You never seem to run out of ty football takes so we’ll see.
    Today’s was another SFS original.

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    You never seem to run out of ty football takes so we’ll see.
    Today’s was another SFS original.

  7. #282
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    Are you kidding me. Just how damn boring are you mini s, wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Avanteism will never die. The greatest power in the universe.

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    Are you kidding me. Just how damn boring are you mini s, wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Avanteism will never die. The greatest power in the universe.
    No one could ever tire of ting directly on you tbh.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April11, 2019

    Why was Avante disappointed with his vacation to Chili?

    He found out they rescued the trapped miners.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April11, 2019

    Why was Avante disappointed with his vacation to Chili?

    He found out they rescued the trapped miners.

  11. #286
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    What's the difference between Judy and an old shoe?

    Avante will eat an old shoe if he has to.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April11, 2019

    Why was Avante disappointed with his vacation to Chili?

    He found out they rescued the trapped miners.
    Chile*

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 10, 2019

    What’s the difference between WetWipes and Avante?
    One cleans a kids butt and the other makes a total mess of it.
    Lmaoooo

  14. #289
    Erryday I'm Hustlin' Robz4000's Avatar
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April11, 2019

    Why was Avante disappointed with his vacation to Chili?

    He found out they rescued the trapped miners.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 12, 2019

    What's the difference between Avante and a mythogical creater called, The Gamblefrag?

    The Gamblefrag tingers feens and Avante fingers teens.

    sigh...

  16. #291
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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 12, 2019

    What's the difference between Avante and a mythogical creater called, The Gamblefrag?

    The Gamblefrag tingers feens and Avante fingers teens.

    sigh...


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    Perhaps this particular joke is just too abstract for the hoi polloi.

    In reality, I forgot all about it until this morning. Usually, I'll spend a few minutes the night before crafting a joke.

  18. #293
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    Perhaps this particular joke is just too abstract for the hoi polloi.

    In reality, I forgot all about it until this morning. Usually, I'll spend a few minutes the night before crafting a joke.

    I have faith you will bounce back. No Cy Young winning pitchers only ever threw perfect games.

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    I have faith you will bounce back. No Cy Young winning pitchers only ever threw perfect games.
    I’ve actually got a concept I’ve been thinking about that should be great if I can come up with the volume to justify it.

  20. #295
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    I’ve actually got a concept I’ve been thinking about that should be great if I can come up with the volume to justify it.
    If you're making fun of his family, there is a LOT of volume to justify...

    Right now, the metaphor/similie jokes are coming too close together and make each gem harder to distinguish itself.

  21. #296
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    If you're making fun of his family, there is a LOT of volume to justify...

    Right now, the metaphor/similie jokes are coming too close together and make each gem harder to distinguish itself.
    Got it. I’m a little hesitant to do too much on his family. They’re just innocent bystanders. I don’t know. If the well runs dry, I may abandon any ethical considerations. At the end of the day, fat is fat.

  22. #297
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    Got it. I’m a little hesitant to do too much on his family. They’re just innocent bystanders. I don’t know. If the well runs dry, I may abandon any ethical considerations. At the end of the day, fat is fat.
    Exactly. They aren't innocent in the way Avant's victims were innocent. Getting fat is a choice and they deserve the ridicule.

  23. #298
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    Only here in stupidville does......

    Avante....ya shoot sick ass pedo's

    .....becomes.

    Avante....I;m a pedo.

    Wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    One more time.

    Where is anything anywhere where I ever talk about anything that deserves.....you pedo? Where is that at, yep....it doesn't.

  24. #299
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    Only here in stupidville does......

    Avante....ya shoot sick ass pedo's

    .....becomes.

    Avante....I;m a pedo.

    Wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    One more time.

    Where is anything anywhere where I ever talk about anything that deserves.....you pedo? Where is that at, yep....it doesn't.
    No one cares, pedo. We've been over this countless times, dummy. You are just here to be made fun of. That's it. You serve no other purpose, you are a personal toilet for almost everyone on this board.

  25. #300
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    No one cares, pedo. We've been over this countless times, dummy. You are just here to be made fun of. That's it. You serve no other purpose, you are a personal toilet for almost everyone on this board.
    Dude, you've never really got it have ya ya dumb ? Who here is in any position to do anything? Look at yourself ya dummy, ya can't even ing read. Stupid.......ya shoot sick ass pedos...you don't get that moron? I'm in with a bunch of morons.

    Chucho, pedos are sick muther ers guy, I hate those sick s. Now just how damn stupid are you?

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