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  1. #276
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Since she doesn't have the stones to do it herself: to21, will you please send maalox a picture of your so that we can end this foolishness? Danke.
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  2. #277
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    Since she doesn't have the stones to do it herself: to21, will you please send maalox a picture of your so that we can end this foolishness? Danke.
    Sure......I'll work on one.

    Want a copy?

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  3. #278
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Send her one of your nuts too.
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  4. #279
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    Sure......I'll work on one.

    Want a copy?

    Nah. I'm good, thanks.
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  5. #280
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    Since she doesn't have the stones to do it herself: to21, will you please send maalox a picture of your so that we can end this foolishness? Danke.
    Wait......

    I'll show if she shows.

    Wait......
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  6. #281
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Wait......

    I'll show if she shows.

    Wait......
    I bet it wouldn't be too difficult to convince her.
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    Wait......

    I'll show if she shows.

    Wait......
    Be careful what you ask for ... Nobody wants to see hair curtains or saggy bayinas.
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  8. #283
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    If she does show a picture to to21, can we get a vbookie on how far down her labias do sag?

    I'd put money on below the knee.
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  9. #284
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Saggy labia = unattractive.
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  10. #285
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Ya'll done yet? Well then hold that thought. I need to do a few things. Later.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Ya'll done yet? Well then hold that thought. I need to do a few things. Later.
    Hold that thought? For what? To wait for you to come back?

    Your presence is not required to sustain our entertainment.
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  12. #287
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I'm jealous. I'd like to aimlessly muse about the possible actresses (actors?) who could play me, but I wasn't a part of the OG Quattro.

    Well, Dustin Hoffman did pull off "Tootsie" pretty good.

    Maybe he could do a "Funt" version?
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  13. #288
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Oh, and Ethan Suplee should play Midge.
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  14. #289
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Hold that thought? For what? To wait for you to come back?

    Your presence is not required to sustain our entertainment.
    Obviously
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    A fat greasy mexican guy that says the word a lot and gets old women to send him pictures of her feet.
    ing .

    I want a picture of your mom's feet.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    ing .

    I want a picture of your mom's feet.
    Alright, you asked.

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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I think Funt and Mylanta should have a beat-down.

    I wonder who would win?
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  18. #293
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    It's not what I thought I would see.

    I don't understand how someone could have such pretty feet, and yet have a mother with such ugly feet.

    This is fascinating and repulsive at the same time.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I need sleep.

    , I need sleep.
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  20. #295
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    ing mother . How can a man take so damn long to get ready?
    I thought women liked it that way.




    Oh, you mean getting dressed?
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  21. #296
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I need sleep.

    , I need sleep.
    Should have thought of that before you reproduced.
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  22. #297
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Buy.

    And, just to piss Shoog off, I went shopping at Christain Louboutin on Madison Avenue today. Droooooooool.
    I'm sure I'd be pissed off if I had any idea what that meant.

    Although the drooling part is attractive.
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  23. #298
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    These are Chanel sunglasses. Drooooool.
    Excellenta. Double drooling.
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  24. #299
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    I think Funt and Mylanta should have a beat-down.

    I wonder who would win?
    No thank you. I'm not interested in getting my ass kicked. I'm a lover, not a fighter!
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    It's not what I thought I would see.

    I don't understand how someone could have such pretty feet, and yet have a mother with such ugly feet.

    This is fascinating and repulsive at the same time.
    You think Midge has pretty feet? I may have to take a look.....

    cue: Mel and Funt whipping themselves into a frenzy over me "pretending" I don't want to see those feet!
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