Free Quattro Razor (18)

[ATRAIN]

I got an email from a girl here that I don't like and really no one likes. She is apologizing to me and wants to be my friend again. I'm not going to respond because I feel weird

Did she laugh at your small ? What did you do to her or her to you?

[ORION]

Just for that, there will be viruses attached to those emails.

speaking of. Did you all like that durex video?

[peewee's lovechild]

PeeWee could you control your wife please?

She's got a mind of her own.

That, and she's mastered the the Vulcan nut grip.

It really hurts and she'll grip until her hand cramps. I used to think it was foreplay, but it never led to sex.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL I think im going to change my name to Del.......it has a nice ring to it. LMAO

[ORION]

Did she laugh at your small ? What did you do to her or her to you?

she all of the sudden became very difficult to work with. I guess she was trying to move up or something and she became this huge so when I do talk to her its work related

[peewee's lovechild]

LMAO , well if thats yachting then maalox would be called what? Rigging?

Since those s drag to the ground, it would be more like drilling.

[florige]

Just for that, there will be viruses attached to those emails.

Okay, Okay, I'll stop..... lol

[peewee's lovechild]

So I've been creeped out already today.

Did matlox flash you her vag?

[peewee's lovechild]

speaking of. Did you all like that durex video?

That was funny.

[I. Hustle]

I have yet to be creeped out but I am waiting for it.

[mrsmaalox]

She wants to give you the palito.

?? Isn't that backwards?

[Dr. Gonzo]

?? Isn't that backwards?

No. She has a palito.

[ATRAIN]

She's got a mind of her own.

That, and she's mastered the the Vulcan nut grip.

It really hurts and she'll grip until her hand cramps. I used to think it was foreplay, but it never led to sex.

Its not that GI Joe Kung Fu Grip?

[ATRAIN]

she all of the sudden became very difficult to work with. I guess she was trying to move up or something and she became this huge so when I do talk to her its work related

you need to slap her

[ATRAIN]

Did matlox flash you her vag?

I dont think so, he said creeped out not blind. Matlocks vag is like Medusa, you look at it and you turn to stone. I wouldn't be surprised if her bush consisted of snakes.

[I. Hustle]

I get my Xbox back today! If someone is home to sign for it.

[mrsmaalox]

No. She has a palito.

Ewww

[mrsmaalox]

I dont think so, he said creeped out not blind. Matlocks vag is like Medusa, you look at it and you turn to stone. I wouldn't be surprised if her bush consisted of snakes.

That's bull !! If that were true, according to you, half the guys on this board would be statues! And we all know statues can't type

[ORION]

you need to slap her

I would but I wouldn't because she may think we are friends again

[ATRAIN]

That's bull !! If that were true, according to you, half the guys on this board would be statues! And we all know statues can't type

I think pictures and reflections are ok, havent you ever seen clash of the ans?

[ATRAIN]

I would but I wouldn't because she may think we are friends again

You would because she desearves it abut you wouldnt because your gay?

[ORION]

You would because she desearves it abut you wouldnt because your gay?

she would think we are friends if I did it. I slap all of my buds

[florige]

I get my Xbox back today! If someone is home to sign for it.

Dude I wouldn't get too excited over that. I have heard stories of people sending that out to get repaired and it still comes back messed up.

[ATRAIN]

Since those s drag to the ground, it would be more like drilling.

LOL if we ever need to blow up a asteroid that is heading for earth, we can take maalox up there to drop her s on it so we can get to the core faster. Although I think if she dropped her s on it, it would explode on impact.

[ATRAIN]

she would think we are friends if I did it. I slap all of my buds

LOL no wonder pee wee acts like your best friend.