Nah, I spell too much stuff wrong to be the spelling patrol. I just thought it was funny.
Oh noes!Who the heck is ATAIN??
The spelling patrol!
I usually head straight for the culo and then head north.
That was my reaction as well.
I used to have vid of some great Japanese fetishes(girls in a bathtub throwing up on each other; eating shrimp from the vomit) but I can't seem to find it.
BME Pain Olympics!!!!!!!!!!
That way they smell what they ate for dinner?
I missed getting a parking ticket by about two seconds. That lady looked so crestfallen when she had to pack up her ticket machine and drive away.
Look, nobody here wants to see you driving nails through your . Stop pimping your appearance.
Thank you, "Cheaters," for introducing me to the term " excursion."
This shall be added to the ol' vocabulary post haste.
I heard a new term for someone who spits.....
Catch and release
Mexican hot chocolate (like Abuelita's) is soooooo de-lish on a cold night like tonight.
I am going to have a huge glass and I will probably end up with HYPERGLYCEMIA but I don't care.
I noticed they are carrying that in instant powder form at HEB. I need to get some. But it'll be for me, my kids can't appreciate it!
spitting is for losers.
it should only be spit out if it's an inordinate amount... and even then it's questionable.
Spitting's a pain in the ass.
If it's already in the mouthal region, swallowing is by far the fastest and most convenient method of disposal.
well.. usually the mouth is already on the member when said event occurs.... so what's easier?
1: swallowing and getting it over with?
2: keeping it in your mouth for a few seconds while you find a convenient place to spit it.
spitting might be allowed if youre in a threesome and the 2 chicks want to snowball for a while.. i guess.
Option 1.
Always.
As for the conditional third option; a) life isn't a porno, and b) snowballing it would (I assume) be every bit as pointless and unpleasant as trying to find a convenient place to spit.
Classic.I love the smell of Funt in the morning....smells like victory!
And by that you mean the section you used for the business.
Apparently my mother has me as one of the emergency contacts for her house alarm.
I can't wait to find out from her what, exactly, she expects I would be able to do from 2,000 miles away in the event someone was actively breaking into her house.
that. If that was me, once I've started writing it's yours.
They don't even write 'em anymore. They punch the VIN into a little machine and print out a ticket.
Besides, she hadn't started yet. She'd just gotten out of her little cart and was approaching the car.
Call the police to check on Mom?
one could spit said "deposit" into a skillet and make an omlet...didn't someone post a link of something like that once???
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