Free Quattro Razor (13)

[katyon6th]

There are also people who've seen what I look like.

Unless someone has actually met you, that doesn't mean . This is the internet and it's 2008 for Christ's sake. I can be anyone I wanna be.

Not saying I'm doubting who you say you are or what you are but forreal.

[jman3000]

There are also people who've seen what I look like.

i can dress up like a girl too, ya know.

, i used to get paid for it.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't wear assless pants.

And I just hit my ass about 20 minutes ago. I'd be surprised if the bruise was already visible.

Yea but assless pants are soo funny! Are you very fair skinned? The bruise could be there by now.

[RashoFan]

Quattro is turning into Jman Spanish lessons. I apologize to everone for doing that. Forgive the RashoFan, please.

[marini martini]

Jim Beam kills pollen.

Damn, & I've been drinking the wrong antihistamine all this time

[jman3000]

Unless someone has actually met you, that doesn't mean . This is the internet and it's 2008 for Christ's sake. I can be anyone I wanna be.

Not saying I'm doubting who you say you are or what you are but forreal.

I'm actually a 32 year old pastry chef named oslo.

ing deal with it.

[RashoFan]

i can dress up like a girl too, ya know.

, i used to get paid for it.

X2

[CuckingFunt]

Unless someone has actually met you, that doesn't mean .

Of course not. None of it does.

[mrsmaalox]

Quattro is turning into Jman Spanish lessons. I apologize to everone for doing that. Forgive the RashoFan, please.

Only the Reverend can do that.

[CuckingFunt]

i can dress up like a girl too, ya know.

, i used to get paid for it.

Used to?

[to21]

I'm actually a 32 year old pastry chef named oslo.

ing deal with it.

Yeah and I'm a porn star. You might have heard about me.

I go by Mandingo.

[katyon6th]

Phone sex operators bank. I was really tempted to do it during college to make some extra cash so I called this number out of the newspaper advertising for "phone actresses". An answering machine picked up. So, I left a message. But I never got a call back. Totally killed my dream.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'm actually a 32 year old pastry chef named oslo.

ing deal with it.

Don't steal my schtick, young padawan.

[RashoFan]

I'm actually a 32 year old pastry chef named oslo.

ing deal with it.

Go make me something chocolatey then

[jman3000]

Used to?

*whistles and stares off into distance*

[CuckingFunt]

Phone sex operators bank. I was really tempted to do it during college to make some extra cash so I called this number out of the newspaper advertising for "phone actresses". An answering machine picked up. So, I left a message. But I never got a call back. Totally killed my dream.

I'd never be able to be a phone sex operator. I'd laugh too much.

[RashoFan]

OMG, there are "medicinal marijuana" vending machines in LA....

[CuckingFunt]

*whistles and stares off into distance*

Yeah... don't pretend like we don't know why you ditched the 'stache.

[jman3000]

Phone sex operators bank. I was really tempted to do it during college to make some extra cash so I called this number out of the newspaper advertising for "phone actresses". An answering machine picked up. So, I left a message. But I never got a call back. Totally killed my dream.

your voice isnt sexy enough. that's what that means.

[jman3000]

Don't steal my schtick, young padawan.

what was the schtick?

my bad.

[katyon6th]

your voice isnt sexy enough. that's what that means.

That can't be it.

[jman3000]

Yeah... don't pretend like we don't know why you ditched the 'stache.

the japanese clients actually preferred it when i had it on... but they weren't the demographic i was trying to corner.

[to21]

The goose is starting to kick in.

[jman3000]

That can't be it.

not all of us can have smooth, sultry voices... like myself.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Phone sex operators bank. I was really tempted to do it during college to make some extra cash so I called this number out of the newspaper advertising for "phone actresses". An answering machine picked up. So, I left a message. But I never got a call back. Totally killed my dream.

Pretty sad.

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