Notice I quote better during the day![]()
Hahaha ... you were biting my arm. Lame-O!!
Notice I quote better during the day![]()
Heather IDT
Yes you do and you don't use the little toast thing
ummm... public place pinche... im not gonna be biting on your neck in front of 2 homeless guys and a couple of s getting back from the club.
what did that one black guy say to us?
Im curious, did Midge know this whole thing was going on? Was he watching?
But why? You've never told me if you prefer plastic or real, so I didn't want to speak for you in case I was wrong! So which do you prefer? That way I'll be able to cover for you should the situation ever arise again!!![]()
"Slap me some skin, jive turkey."
But that's just a total guess.
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that would be so bad ass... i would die a happy man.
I seriously think that's the most inappropriate joke I've ever made here.
I want to learn how to speak jive
Hahahaha ... we were at Taco Cabana. Don't remember exactly what he said but something like, "Damn, she is drunk. Blah, Blah ... Blah."
And for the record, you never bit anything else besides my arm.
maybe that wasnt you. crap. im might be getting my hoochies mixed up.
that's actually not true, but i'm cool with that.
You aren't even curious?
I thought we've been through all this, before. Guess I'm not the only one in here, with memory problems. Read your p.m.'s![]()
i remember i was at a denny's one time with a girl i had just gone out with and this black guy said something like "look at those two, they are so in love" and i had only met her a couple times. that guy saying that helped me get almost lucky that night.
I'm curious on what Martini drinks that gets her so blitzed every night?
I know. I was just trying to be a smartass. Sorry.
I own a plastic penis. A purple one. And I don't like it near as much as the real thing!
Then why don't you ask her, silly?![]()
I thought thats what I did in a indirect way.
Getting almost lucky is usually worse than not getting anything at all.
as far as being 3 hours into a date... it was pretty awesome.
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