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  1. #3776
    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    i was going easy on you vato.

    didnt want you ing and moaning.
    Hahaha ... you were biting my arm. Lame-O!!
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  2. #3777
    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    Note to self Martini lurks when sober.

    Notice I quote better during the day
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  3. #3778
    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    Funt doesn't think so but I think she is.

    Who?
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  4. #3779
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    Heather IDT
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  5. #3780
    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    Notice I quote better during the day

    Yes you do and you don't use the little toast thing
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  6. #3781
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Hahaha ... you were biting my arm. Lame-O!!
    ummm... public place pinche... im not gonna be biting on your neck in front of 2 homeless guys and a couple of s getting back from the club.

    what did that one black guy say to us?
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  7. #3782
    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    ummm... public place pinche... im not gonna be biting on your neck in front of 2 homeless guys and a couple of s getting back from the club.

    what did that one black guy say to us?

    Im curious, did Midge know this whole thing was going on? Was he watching?
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  8. #3783
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    But why? You've never told me if you prefer plastic or real, so I didn't want to speak for you in case I was wrong! So which do you prefer? That way I'll be able to cover for you should the situation ever arise again!!
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  9. #3784
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    what did that one black guy say to us?
    "Slap me some skin, jive turkey."

    But that's just a total guess.
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  10. #3785
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    "Slap me some skin, jive turkey."

    But that's just a total guess.


    that would be so bad ass... i would die a happy man.
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  11. #3786
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I seriously think that's the most inappropriate joke I've ever made here.
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  12. #3787
    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    "Slap me some skin, jive turkey."

    But that's just a total guess.

    I want to learn how to speak jive
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  13. #3788
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    ummm... public place pinche... im not gonna be biting on your neck in front of 2 homeless guys and a couple of s getting back from the club.

    what did that one black guy say to us?
    Hahahaha ... we were at Taco Cabana. Don't remember exactly what he said but something like, "Damn, she is drunk. Blah, Blah ... Blah."

    And for the record, you never bit anything else besides my arm.
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  14. #3789
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    maybe that wasnt you. crap. im might be getting my hoochies mixed up.
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  15. #3790
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    And for the record, you never bit anything else besides my arm.
    that's actually not true, but i'm cool with that.
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  16. #3791
    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    No I'm out. I only desire penises. And NOT plastic ones. Better ask Marini.

    You aren't even curious?
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  17. #3792
    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    But why? You've never told me if you prefer plastic or real, so I didn't want to speak for you in case I was wrong! So which do you prefer? That way I'll be able to cover for you should the situation ever arise again!!
    I thought we've been through all this, before. Guess I'm not the only one in here, with memory problems. Read your p.m.'s
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  18. #3793
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i remember i was at a denny's one time with a girl i had just gone out with and this black guy said something like "look at those two, they are so in love" and i had only met her a couple times. that guy saying that helped me get almost lucky that night.
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  19. #3794
    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    I'm curious on what Martini drinks that gets her so blitzed every night?
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  20. #3795
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I thought we've been through all this, before. Guess I'm not the only one in here, with memory problems. Read your p.m.'s
    I know. I was just trying to be a smartass. Sorry.
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  21. #3796
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    You aren't even curious?
    I own a plastic penis. A purple one. And I don't like it near as much as the real thing!
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  22. #3797
    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    I'm curious on what Martini drinks that gets her so blitzed every night?

    Then why don't you ask her, silly?
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  23. #3798
    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    Then why don't you ask her, silly?

    I thought thats what I did in a indirect way.
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  24. #3799
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    i remember i was at a denny's one time with a girl i had just gone out with and this black guy said something like "look at those two, they are so in love" and i had only met her a couple times. that guy saying that helped me get almost lucky that night.
    Getting almost lucky is usually worse than not getting anything at all.
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  25. #3800
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Getting almost lucky is usually worse than not getting anything at all.
    as far as being 3 hours into a date... it was pretty awesome.
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