Free Quattro Razor (13)

[ATRAIN]

Oh and I got you beat by going first to third in record time. I went to this party once and this girl I didn't know whispered in my ear she gave the best head. I told her, "let me see". She gave me a BJ while my friends watched in amazement.

LOL I have all of you beat but id rather not tell you about my walk off homer in 5 mins.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh and I got you beat by going first to third in record time. I went to this party once and this girl I didn't know whispered in my ear she gave the best head. I told her, "let me see". She gave me a BJ while my friends watched in amazement.

What a . Even I've never gone quite that far.

[ATRAIN]

On ur list dog.

What about the Funt's or maalox?

Oh on their list, thats duggout work!!

[CuckingFunt]

Hmmm... I just checked over my list to make sure. Ass-to-mouth isn't on it.

[mrsmaalox]

I was talking about a Mel-Funt-MM sandwich. I didn't say anything about any dildos.

Oh sorry. I don't do the lesbian thing. Never curious about it, I'm just not wired that way. But my best friend is bisexual and she tells me that pussy is no where near as wonderful as penis. I'll take her word for it.

[CuckingFunt]

But my best friend is bisexual and she tells me that pussy is no where near as wonderful as penis. I'll take her word for it.

Then she's not bisexual.

[jman3000]

Oh and I got you beat by going first to third in record time. I went to this party once and this girl I didn't know whispered in my ear she gave the best head. I told her, "let me see". She gave me a BJ while my friends watched in amazement.

that's pretty gay. i wouldnt care how close i was to a friend. they are not seeing my wang getting sucked on. ever.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh sorry. I don't do the lesbian thing. Never curious about it, I'm just not wired that way. But my best friend is bisexual and she tells me that pussy is no where near as wonderful as penis. I'll take her word for it.

NICE

[jman3000]

LOL I have all of you beat but id rather not tell you about my walk off homer in 5 mins.

haha 5 minutes.

that's not something to be proud of

[florige]

What a . Even I've never gone quite that far.

What have you ever done?

[CuckingFunt]

What have you ever done?

I've done my fair share.

But public blowjobs don't make the cut.

[to21]

so was she right in her claim?

She was aiiiiiiiiight.

It was hard to get off with everyone watchn'. I saw her at a wedding later that year and broke that ass.

[jman3000]

well... umm... i raped somebody... BAM!

i hit a homerun without a word even being spoken.

[florige]

haha 5 minutes.

that's not something to be proud of

Yeah A WTF???

[CuckingFunt]

well... umm... i raped somebody... BAM!

i hit a homerun without a word even being spoken.

I know it's wrong to laugh at this, but... so help me.

[ATRAIN]

haha 5 minutes.

that's not something to be proud of

Im not saying the game was over in 5 mins, Im just saying the time getting to the plate and hitting the home run was less than 5 mins. It was a hood rat, but no scars though.

[mrsmaalox]

Then she's not bisexual.

To be truly bisexual you have to like both equally? You can't have a preference? Lately she's only been messing with girls.

[florige]

I've done my fair share.

But public blowjobs don't make the cut.

SO you have seen a guy or girl you liked at a party and made out with them, or did more on the first night?

[jman3000]

haha.. this chick in my class with really pretty green eyes asked me to open her bag of gummy bears. i dont know why... but i have a feeling she's interested.

[marini martini]

that's pretty gay. i wouldnt care how close i was to a friend. they are not seeing my wang getting sucked on. ever.

Easy to say NOW!

[to21]

that's pretty gay. i wouldnt care how close i was to a friend. they are not seeing my wang getting sucked on. ever.

Maybe so dude. That and I'm not proud of the fact we ran a couple of trains on these two girls.

Twice.

In the same week.

It's no wonder my hasn't fallen off.

[florige]

Im not saying the game was over in 5 mins, Im just saying the time getting to the plate and hitting the home run was less than 5 mins. It was a hood rat, but no scars though.

Yeah right! Don't try to change it up now...

[CuckingFunt]

To be truly bisexual you have to like both equally?

No. I was just being a brat.

[jman3000]

i dont think hispanic chicks should count. they are legendary for their easiness and idiocy. seeing as how 80% of them think a guy wearing a shirt with a blinged out pillsbury dough boy and wearing sunglasses inside is a good catch.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh and I got you beat by going first to third in record time. I went to this party once and this girl I didn't know whispered in my ear she gave the best head. I told her, "let me see". She gave me a BJ while my friends watched in amazement.

I once had a similar experience, but I was the reciever.