Free Quattro Razor (13)

[CuckingFunt]

SO you have seen a guy or girl you liked at a party and made out with them, or did more on the first night?

Yes.

[florige]

I once had a similar experience, but I was the reciever.

You didn't know the guy?

[jman3000]

:vomit

[ATRAIN]

Yeah right! Don't try to change it up now...

Im not, I need to tell you this story hahaha

[marini martini]

haha.. this chick in my class with really pretty green eyes asked me to open her bag of gummy bears. i dont know why... but i have a feeling she's interested.

I bet she wants to give you a B.J. right now, right there

[to21]

i dont think hispanic chicks should count. they are legendary for their easiness and idiocy. seeing as how 80% of them think a guy wearing a shirt with a blinged out pillsbury dough boy and wearing sunglasses inside is a good catch.

[CuckingFunt]

haha.. this chick in my class with really pretty green eyes asked me to open her bag of gummy bears. i dont know why... but i have a feeling she's interested.

It probably has to do with the fact that there isn't a person alive who can't open their own ing bag of gummy bears.

[ATRAIN]

I think I found my new wingman TO21!!!

[jman3000]

It probably has to do with the fact that there isn't a person alive who can't open their own ing bag of gummy bears.

i actually had a tough time opening it... she said it was cute

[jman3000]

atrain trying to make his name mean something.

[marini martini]

Im not, I need to tell you this story hahaha

You need to share with the class!

I'm not sober posting here, for nothing

[florige]

Yes.

Moreso girls than guys or about equal?

[to21]

I think I found my new wingman TO21!!!

BRO!

I have legendary status for being a wingman down here. I ed many a fat chick so that my boys could the better looking ones. It was for tat with our crew.

[CuckingFunt]

i actually had a tough time opening it... she said it was cute

What the was it made out of?

I bet my Viking lineage would have allowed me to open it on the first try.

[mrsmaalox]

You didn't know the guy?

No actually it was someone I knew for a longtime. He just walked up to me at a party and whispered in my ear, "I want to taste you. Now". We left said party immediately.

[ATRAIN]

BRO!

I have legendary status for being a wingman down here. I ed many a fat chick so that my boys could the better looking ones. It was for tat with our crew.

YES, taking one for the team so your boy can live the dream!!

[CuckingFunt]

Moreso girls than guys or about equal?

The crazy casual stuff? More often with girls.

[marini martini]

Moreso girls than guys or about equal?

Remember, he's looking at porn right now!

[CuckingFunt]

Remember, he's looking at porn right now!

Why would I care? I'm looking at porn, too.

[ATRAIN]

You need to share with the class!

I'm not sober posting here, for nothing

[marini martini]

Why would I care? I'm looking at porn, too.

Sorry, carry on. Didn't mean to interupt

[jman3000]

What the was it made out of?

I bet my Viking lineage would have allowed me to open it on the first try.

there was really sticky paper covering the plastic bag and it wouldnt rip... just kind of bend. i tried to play it off like i was trying obsurdly hard to open it, but then i just said "damn that's tough".

vikings were known for their ability to open pickle jars, peanut butter cans, and gummy bear bags.

[mrsmaalox]

Okay, why the does my screen say: 65535messages, unread? I must have just gotten real popular or something.

[ATRAIN]

to21, flo true story!!

[CuckingFunt]

there was really sticky paper covering the plastic bag and it wouldnt rip... just kind of bend. i tried to play it off like i was trying obsurdly hard to open it, but then i just said "damn that's tough".

vikings were known for their ability to open pickle jars, peanut butter cans, and gummy bear bags.

Well, this viking can't open pickle jars, but only out of refusal to do so. The rest is spot on.