Free Quattro Razor (13)

[ORION]

Of course they do.

And most women can tell when it's on the horizon, as well.

But every now and then the difference between "soon" and "now" happens a of a lot faster than one would expect and that can be a very jarring surprise.

I've master the art of hiding it until the last second then .....BLAMO ! .....I'll get you a towel.........

[CuckingFunt]

What about when a woman squirts without notification?

I think warning should be given in that situation, too.

[CuckingFunt]

I've master the art of hiding it until the last second then .....BLAMO ! .....I'll get you a towel.........

See. That's just ing rude.

[mrsmaalox]

SO you don't mind as long as warning is given?

It makes it better. Flo, are you doing some kind of research or something?

[florige]

It makes it better. Flo, are you doing some kind of research or something?

No not really. I just wanted to join into one of you guys dirty discussions today.

So how is it better?

[peewee's lovechild]

Orion is my hero.

[peewee's lovechild]

I want him to be my best friend.

[ORION]

I want him to be my best friend.

Are you worthy to roll with my Posse ? You know .........My Posse's on Broadway

[ORION]

See. That's just ing rude.

well they should request " Not in my mouth ok?" To me thats an open invitation. I thought they were using reverse psychology on me and thats what they really wanted.

[CuckingFunt]

There was a pretty solid chunk of time when I was a kid that I thought posse was a bad word.

I giggled every time I watched a western.

[ORION]

There was a pretty solid chunk of time when I was a kid that I thought posse was a bad word.

I giggled every time I watched a western.

I knew this one guy in middle school that thought the word " " was a vagina. So he would say " I like " It took us a while before we told him

[CuckingFunt]

well they should request " Not in my mouth ok?" To me thats an open invitation. I thought they were using reverse psychology on me and thats what they really wanted.

Location is a different issue. My argument is based on the assumption that the mouth is okay as long as we're given a second to prepare for it.

[Silver21_Black20]

I want him to be my best friend.

midge will be hurt reading this.

[CuckingFunt]

I knew this one guy in middle school that thought the word " " was a vagina. So he would say " I like " It took us a while before we told him

There was a guy at my high school who tried to brag about how much sex he had, but was obviously full of because he didn't know what he was talking about. He thought "clit" and "pussy" were interchangeable terms and would go on and on about sticking his in some random girl's clit.

[mrsmaalox]

well they should request " Not in my mouth ok?" To me thats an open invitation. I thought they were using reverse psychology on me and thats what they really wanted.

So you weren't planning to hit the mouth? You were going some place else? either way a warning is good.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you worthy to roll with my Posse ? You know .........My Posse's on Broadway

I own Broadway, brah!!

I live close to the 09!!

[mrsmaalox]

There was a guy at my high school who tried to brag about how much sex he had, but was obviously full of because he didn't know what he was talking about. He thought "clit" and "pussy" were interchangeable terms and would go on and on about sticking his in some random girl's clit.

I knew a girl the same way. I'm sure all the stories were made up.

[CuckingFunt]

There was a guy at my high school who tried to brag about how much sex he had, but was obviously full of because he didn't know what he was talking about. He thought "clit" and "pussy" were interchangeable terms and would go on and on about sticking his in some random girl's clit.

When me and a couple of girls tried to call him on it and explain what/where the clit actually was, he accused us of being ignorant of female anatomy. And actually cautioned us with the phrase "Life's not a porno flick, you know."

[peewee's lovechild]

midge will be hurt reading this.

Midge's BFF is timvp.

[ORION]

Location is a different issue. My argument is based on the assumption that the mouth is okay as long as we're given a second to prepare for it.

awesome ! I'll remember that for next time.

[ORION]

When me and a couple of girls tried to call him on it and explain what/where the clit actually was, he accused us of being ignorant of female anatomy. And actually cautioned us with the phrase "Life's not a porno flick, you know."

you should have made him draw a picture an show you were he thought everything was

[CuckingFunt]

you should have made him draw a picture an show you were he thought everything was

Yes. I should have. That would have been fantastic.

[Silver21_Black20]

Midge's BFF is timvp.

Yea but he is your BF.

[to21]

Tomorrow ill bring dirty story number 2. Be ready!!

Sent you one.

To compare.....

[ORION]

Invisble Robot Meat !!