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Can't even lie right
$15 steaks. lolpoors
Can't even lie right
Didn't thispego once waste his $500 for gambling or something instead of using it on his bas child?
I read the first sentence and then stopped.
Ha! I'm gonna go dine at Sizzler! Take that you poor s!
I didn't say I was perfect. Monkeyball is a ST-ism anyway, directed at NBA players for fun, not to personally insult fellow Spurstalkers.
I'm gettin ugly looks from the Mrs. - time to get off the phone ruining you chumps and cool some $15.00 tenderloin steaks
Eat y'all
I bet when the Mookie Krew invites you over to watch Robocop for the 567th time, you say, "Sounds fun. But I gotta ask the boss."
Pretty sure Deadly Dynasty bet pego $500. Not sure how it turned out. Funny that he can't afford pain medication but he's betting money on ST. I bet his son was living off Ramen for a few months
And she took his balls.
He called her "the Mrs"
I bet when the Mookie Krew invites you over to watch Robocop for the 567th time, you say, "Sounds fun. But I gotta ask the boss."
That skanky ass ho isnt a Mrs. She's as single as they come
Of course. Can you think of a chick that would respect someone making minimum wage while her parents are footing the bills?
I bet when the Mookie Krew invites you over to watch Robocop for the 567th time, you say, "Sounds fun. But I gotta ask the boss."
Of course her parents do not want her to marry a loser like that. Jerome is taking care of her needs while pego is making det minimum wage at Taco Bell.
sweet god in heaven. this was like the 2004 tsunami of storms.
Remember when he couldn't afford the lawyer fee to change his bas son's last name?
"no, it's not like I can't afford it, I'm rich!(we'll, not me personally, the parents of the chick im seeing that wont let her marry me, but basically the same) I just figured it would be
a good idea to check on spurs talk first, you know, maybe someone could save me a few bucks(that I clearly don't need!)".
help me please
I got your back pegs.
dayum I started a HOF thread s
How bout det time he summoned the courage to leave a note on his neighbor's door asking them to please not park in front of his driveway? After which, he asked Spurstalk if his neighbor's actions were appropriate or not.
Yeah, pego's pretty much functionally re ed.
Instead of wasting your $500 on a petty online bet, you could've used your money for this, pego.
He is basically Jacob - a loser in his late 20's making minimum wage, but at least you don't see Jacob making threads about how awesome his life is
How bout det time he summoned the courage to leave a note on his neighbor's door asking them to please not park in front his driveway? After which, he asked Spurstalk if his neighbor's actions were appropriate or not.
Yeah, pego's pretty much functionally re ed.
You're just jealous, brah.He is basically Jacob - a loser in his late 20's making minimum wage, but at least you don't see Jacob making threads about how awesome his life is
It's a boring and unfunny story so i wont waste your time with all the details... I was leaving a bar last night and walking with a group of 4 others WALKING to a friends house party 4 blocks away. We got to the main road and everyone yielded to the do not walk sign. Dumbass me, though, i bolt across. When I get to the other side a cop is sitting there and yells at me to come over. I had only had 5 or 6 beers at this point starting at 5:30, it is now about 9:30. Cop gets my id tells me to sit on the front of his car. Another cop shows up and we start having a cordial conversation; where are you going? what are you doing? etc... Original cop comes up and asks how many ive had, I tell him. Then he sees me looking for my credit card, he says "What are you looking for???!" I said " oh just my card, make sure i didnt leave it at the bar." "Hah! Wha! you dont remember giving me your id just now?? You just gave it to me!". "UHhh no, my credit car..." (Cuts me off)"You must be alot more drunk than you're letting on."
So the guy continues checking my , I figure, worst case scenario, Jaywalking ticket. He walks up to me and asks where I'm going, I tell him and he asks if I plan on continuing to drink. I said yes. He slaps the cuffs on me and says he's taking me in. I was dumbfounded, I was thinking suuuuurrreely we'll get to the station and they'll release me. I didnt do anything besides jaywalk and they dont take you in over that. I dont say anything to the cop on the drive other than "what is your name" and "you should have just given me a jaywalking ticket, I am not intoxicated" to which he replies "Oh i'm gonna give you that too!" ( ing asshole).
So we get there, i'm booked and 4 hours later i go see the judge. He tells me im in because of an unpaid speeding ticket from 2 years ago that I thought had been thrown out. HE says "tell you what, christmas spirit and all, we'll consider time served tonight and wipe this from the record if you plead no contest to this charge. "No contest!" I was like sweet!, a-hole cop lied to me and brought me in on a warrant, in liar. But this is good, I'll be out of here in an hour and a half having lost out on only a few hours of my life. 3 hours later they FINALLY call my name. No not to leave, but to go back to see the judge. Nooowwwww he wants to tell me about my jaywalking and pi tickets. He asks me how I plead. I say " 100% guilty on jaywalking, I definitely broke the law on that." "and the PI?" "100000000% not guilty at all. I'd like a trial by judge and hopefully your officer is truthful when we meet in court." Judge says ok, your officer is going to argue that a) he smelled alcohol on your breath (no ing , I had been drinking and was WALKING to my destination. I had admitted to drinking.) b) that you were stumbling in front of his police vehicle (bull ing ). c) that your eyes were bloodshot (very doubtful. I wasnt high and I was only 5 beers deep before 10 oclock. And d.) that you were looking for your id after you had given it to the officer. ().
So... no sobriety tests of any kind, no miranda rights read, friends and possibly another officer than can corroborate my side of the story.
Anyone have advice on how I can get out of this? What I can do during my hearing? How I can collect evidence on my behalf? Appreciate all suggestions except for sarcastic ones.
Thanks brahs.
My neighbor does this all the time. They have 3 or 4 cars that are always there and they park right in the middle of the ing curb... Two cars could fit there but parking right in the middle doesn't leave room for another behind of or in front of the car parked in the middle.
What really pisses me off is not just parking in front of someone else's house but parking right in the middle of the goddamn curb so that if someone at the house you parked in front of needed to park in the street in front of THEIR OWN ING HOUSE, they couldn't.
I left a note for them one time informing them of this, and they don't park in front of my house anymore, but apparently they still don't get it. They are parked in the middle of the curb in front of my across the street neighbors house now.
, it wasn't even $500, it was $265 that he couldn't afford
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