***** Official All-Inclusive 2020 Election Night Thread *****

[benefactor]

mono deserves that one tbh

i'll go with this

[baseline bum]

spurraider21 decision desk is going all hater and calling det

Penn to Biden

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[RD2191]

I want Biden to be up in PA by >10k before we start talking about it

[Millennial_Messiah]

Nevada:

-Score is Biden 38 Trump 31
-Biden has the ball with 4:30 at midfield
-Offense has two timeouts
-Defense has two timeouts

Arizona:

-Score is Biden 20 Trump 17
-Trump has ball at Biden 42 yard line with 0:03 left in 4th quarter
-No timeouts, clock is stopped
-Temperature is 35 degrees, light rain, wind blowing side to side at 10 MPH
-Kicker is a guy you just called up from the practice squad

Georgia:

-Score is Trump 31, Biden 27
-Biden has the ball at Trump 40
-45 seconds left
-Offense has one timeout, a league average QB and Julio Jones at WR
-Defense has one timeout

North Carolina:

-Score is Trump 34, Biden 24
-Time is 2:30, Biden possession at midfield
-Biden has 2 timeouts, Trump has 3
-Teddy Bridgewater is the Team Biden QB
-Biden must score quickly and likely onside kick.

[RD2191]

About to knock out some shrines in BOTW. This ing dragging. SMH

[Millennial_Messiah]

at best its a pre rule-change PAT with vinatieri in a dome in the superbowl

nah... maybe a 45 yard kick IMO. To kick 45 out of the White House.

[Millennial_Messiah]

There were times like these where I wish I was playing Madden 21 and hadn't sold my PS4 back in spring 2019. But I was smart to sell it when I did, because they're going for next to nothing now, and the PS5 is about to release.

[gambit1990]

maybe one thing he'll announce is that he's suing the GOP too

[spurraider21]

Hopefully that one OAN reporter gets to talk. She's all sorts of bat crazy but I'm down to clown tbh.

give her all the camera time she needs, but have her mic muted

[spurraider21]

[RD2191]

Dis gunna be good.

[ElNono]

"Why is Barr not doing anything about this? Where is the FBI when the election is being stolen! I have the most beautiful votes. I order cult members to vote again if you have to!"

[baseline bum]

So is this got going to mobilize the Proud Boys?

[RD2191]

This ing guy

[DarrinS]

[Will Hunting]

Trump looks like a defeated man

[Millennial_Messiah]

give her all the camera time she needs, but have her mic muted

I know you're liberal but you've got to admit some of those OAN chicks are fiiiiiiiine, even though they're too religious for my standards. I <3 Amanda Brilhante and Morgan Murtaugh (not sure if the latter still works there after losing a congress race in California).

[Millennial_Messiah]

Trump looks like a defeated man

Did he concede?

[spurraider21]

I know you're liberal but you've got to admit some of those OAN chicks are fiiiiiiiine, even though they're too religious for my standards. I <3 Amanda Brilhante and Morgan Murtaugh (not sure if the latter still works there after losing a congress race in California).

dont know what being liberal has to do with acknowledging that women can be hot

[spurraider21]

First question to him should be if he unequivocally denounces white supremacy

[Millennial_Messiah]

dont know what being liberal has to do with acknowledging that women can be hot

idk, some peeps will not date or marry someone of the opposite party/political ideology.

[Will Hunting]

he’s just gonna rant about the polls now?

[ElNono]

he's about to break in tears

you hate to see it

[ChumpDumper]

I know it's a joke, but Soros is like 90-something and dying.

With the live babies I feed him he'll live to 390.

[Reck]