He clapped his heart out Sunday afternoon. He left it all out on the field. He earned the right to smile, imo.
Love Zack Martin, but... GO BUCS GO! FEAR THE DEE- UMM, PIRATES! FIRE GARRETT!
I have an announcement to make....and I'm gonna make it in this thread....in this thread....and gonna make the announcement the right way...in all three areas.....
Just got off the phone with Jerry.....with Jerry....and do you know what the first thing he said to me was?
The first thing he said was .....he said he loved me....said he loved me....but then he asked if I would like to be the coach of the Dallas Football Cowboys for the next ten years....
I know that the Dallas Football Cowboy fans have been privileged ….privileged...to watch this team lose in the divisional round every few years....so I'm excited to say...excited to say....that I accepted the extension.....that is, the same extension that Jerry offered me....
Better get used to seeing more missed goalline fades to tight ends until 2028 gots!
Coach, please tell me if you have any information on Dak being extended through 2028 with you?
That's a good question you just asked....and when I say that I mean that the question you just asked was a good one...was a good one...my current CoachSpeak app is not equipped to handle questions that far into the future....one moment please.....
REBOOT! REBOOT!
GarrettBot3.0 upgrade initialize....
Restart CoachSpeak app....
Restart IrrationalGM-OwnerRelationship app....(this one's what makes me a puppet....makes me a puppet....)
Upgrade Clapping app...
Upgrade FakeUtilityBelt app....
GarrettBot 4.0 now online!
>run CoachSpeak.exe
Dak Prescott is a good football player....and he's a good football player in all three areas....offense, defense, and kicking game...right now we're just focused on coming out and playing good football against the New York Football Giants...and then reversing course and not playing good football in the Wild Card round...
I believe that by not playing good football in the Wild Card round....that gives us the Dallas Football Cowboys players and their fans the best chance of winning in the National Football League....and that's important...and I thought we did that tonight.....
Good Morning!
class Jerruh extends Garrett {
while(Garrett.GarrettSucks = true)
{
return int Garrett.yearsCoached i;
i++;
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System.exit(0);
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After evaluating and looking at the tape...it seems as if you're making fun of my roboticness..that is, my tendency to act like a robot...like a robot...
Well let me tell you what big boy....I don't find that joke funny...not funny at all...in fact, let me tell you about a process....a process....that me and your mom went through last night...
She started off by calling me on the phone...on the phone....and we talked to each other through the phone...the same phone that she called me on earlier...she wanted to come over to my house but I decided to go to hers instead...hers instead....since I was babysitting Jerry Jr....so I finished my turkey deli wrap, extra sour cream, no tomatoes, light on the salt and hopped in my car...hopped in my car....
To make a long story short...I ended up doing her well...doing her well....and she was done well in all three areas....foreplay, intercourse, and cleanup...how do you like my process now, ?
Sup Jason?
Jason Garrett likes to screw women in their 60s?
doing well....doing well...any time you get the chance to coach the Dallas Football Cowboys and be in a room filled with naked black men you realize it's a privilege...it's a privilege...and when I say I'm doing well I mean that I'm actually miserable...I currently have a gun to my head and I beg you to summon the personnel to spring me out of this Jerry Jones hole where I have no willpower of my own because of extended hypnosis sessions with an African American named Bubba...please help me...your my only hope....please help me...your my only hope....please help me ….your my only hope...
GarrettBot self-destruct initialize....
this has become one of the dumbest gimmicks in ST history
What an enormous confidence booster to end the game like that. SO much heart.
I love this team
Makes me think a lot of Dak's struggles are mental. He looked like the black Aaron Rodgers today without Ezekiel Elliott, but I think that's mostly due to the fact that the pressure was off since it was a "meaningless game". That last throw to Beasley was unreal.
Also, with how loud the Cowboy fans were in NY, I was hoping the Rams would get the #1 seed because I'd have no doubt it would be a 50/50 game with all hispanic Cowboy fans in CA
That was actually a really good win.
Dak is clutch and a good leader - I'm not going to hate on the kid anymore.
Nice!
Winning a playoff game - in spite of - that ty Ginger coach!
I'll take it!
Good win but I’ll say that it really hurts them in the long run if it means that Linehan is safe. This kind of offense doesn’t usually win SB. And with the modern offenses in the league putting up historical points, they’ll become even more antiquated. They have a great D and a good O line. Great RB and WR and fine complimentary players. Their window is the next few years. If they don’t get a new OC, they aren’t going to be much more than they are now.
Yes they're definitely guaranteed mediocrity, for the next few years, thanks to this win
It's crazy that a mediocre QB like Dak arguably already has a better playoff resume than Romo
Wish Romo could've stayed healthy late in his career, these teams were set up to win. With the Good Olines, elite defense and run game. Too bad in 14' his team let him downIt's crazy that a mediocre QB like Dak arguably already has a better playoff resume than Romo
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