Free Quattro Razor (13)

[samikeyp]

By whom, a romance novel?

Does this "elixir" come from deep within your honey pot, causing your flesh to flush a scarlett red as your bosoms heave?

and as you pause to contimplate your future with him as he spreads your petals with his manroot?

[ATRAIN]

Glad to have entertained all who were entertained. My job is done for a few days.

[Melmart1]

and as you pause to contimplate your future with him as he spreads your petals with his manroot?

I don't know why this made me lol.

[samikeyp]

Can knee knockers heave? Would they then become belly button buffers?

a new meaning to the term hip huggers.

[CuckingFunt]

spreads your petals with his manroot

I'm officially laughing hard enough that my boyfriend thinks I've lost it.

[mrsmaalox]

No. It just seemed the natural assumption that your reading list would include lots of books with Fabio on the cover.

Actually I have never read one. My reading list is mostly nature, biography and politics so the guys on the cover are usually a bit scrawnier. I don't like a man with too many muscles!

[Melmart1]

I don't like a man with too many muscles!

So that's why you are after peewee. Makes sense now.

[mrsmaalox]

So that's why you are after peewee. Makes sense now.

Oh yea, I am SO after him...

[mrsmaalox]

Oh yea, I am SO after him...

But that doesn't mean I'm not after to21 any more. I want to make sure it's clear to you Mel...they are both on my "to do" list!

[Melmart1]

But that doesn't mean I'm not after to21 any more. I want to make sure it's clear to you Mel...they are both on my "to do" list!

And you were implying that I can't let things go? I hadn't even mentioned to21.

And why do you care what I am or am not clear on?

[mrsmaalox]

And you were implying that I can't let things go? I hadn't even mentioned to21.

And why do you care what I am or am not clear on?

I never implied you can't let things go....I was talking about the Reverend! Hmmm did just out yourself as the Rev. troll?...Interesting....

[Melmart1]

Midge isn't a troll.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah but who's to say you aren't my troll?

[leemajors]

looks like i posted this too late:

http://wine.woot.com/ Lucas & Lewellen Three-Pack

mine will be here next wednesday!
and yes, i am still posting about wine a week later.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is Mel my troll?

Am I her troll?

Are we both ORION's trolls?

Maybe ORION is timvp's troll.

Would that make both mel and I timvp?

Maybe Kori.

You never know.

[Melmart1]

looks like i posted this too late:

http://wine.woot.com/ Lucas & Lewellen Three-Pack

mine will be here next wednesday!
and yes, i am still posting about wine a week later.

Brag brag brag. I would like a glass of wine right now. Or a beer. A beer would do, depending on what kind.

[to21]

Wait..to21 is a girl?

If you would have done a little more begging, I would have let you know for sure.

Don't worry sweetheart, I spread the seed.

Not receive it.

[to21]

But that doesn't mean I'm not after to21 any more. I want to make sure it's clear to you Mel...they are both on my "to do" list!

Uh-Oh!

I'm being chased by a Cougar.

[CuckingFunt]

I feel sorry for anyone who isn't enjoying my left overs from the Carnegie Deli. They're scrumptious.

[to21]

I feel sorry for anyone who isn't enjoying my left overs from the Carnegie Deli. They're scrumptious.

Are you having a open faced roast beef sammich?

[CuckingFunt]

Are you having a open faced roast beef sammich?

Nope. I'm eating the remains of a bacon cheeseburger that's about the size of my head.

[Melmart1]

Don't worry sweetheart, I spread the seed.

Not receive it.

Spitting or snowballing doesn't count as spreading.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn, I missed quite a bit today.

I blame this on my baby's apparent lack of interest of sleeping at the same time most normal human beings do.

[peewee's lovechild]

There's no way ATURD is man enough to beat anyone up.

That transexual isn't even man enough to pay up a bet made over the internets for all to see. , even Midge finally paid up his bet after trying to out of it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I say Midge beats the out of ATRANNY.