Is 6-2 275....

[Avante]

Another big day in the life of a retired old man spent arguing with people on the Internet eh?

I guess I could just search out Avante, run over and pounce on his leg and begin humping away like you do. And then criticize everything he does while making him all I ever do here. How cool is that little fella?

You spend 90% of your time talking Avante. You really got it that bad?

Start a thread, comment on a thread, do something, anything other than just sing your Avante blues.

"Avante"

he's big, stands bout 6 foot 2
built like an Arkansas mule
hung like one too

big blue eyes
muscles everywhere
has that cool walk
that...I just don't care

bad men call him boss
the ladies call him stud
God asks him for advice
for His Heaven above

Avante, what more can be said
he's the greatest thing we;ve seen
since sliced bread

[Avante]

I know, I know...."that damn Avante, he's good, but I can't tell him that"....hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~

Mood

[Avante]

Ya pay the starting QB in the NFL, 10 mill a year. Second string 5 mill. Ya don't pay by the individual, ya pay by job le.

So when we see situations like Houston/Dallas, we don't have the bench sitter making all that $$$$$ compared to the starter. That would be done for all positions.

[Clipper Nation]

chirp chirp

[Avante]

chirp chirp

Translation

got, got, got, got, got, got, got, got.....wimper..wimper...wahwahwah.

[Clipper Nation]

chirp chirp

[Avante]

Translation

It's pretty obvious you're on a whole higher level than the rest of us Avante. Ya just know too damn much. I tried to hang, couldn't do it, I called ya got got and yes got, that didn't work. We're beat big guy, pretty much can just chirp chirp and chirp, I know, yep, sad and weak. Why can't ya just keep it simple, freak out over everything like we do? You really can't see the greatness of Derek Anderson?

[johnsmith]

I guess I could just search out Avante, run over and pounce on his leg and begin humping away like you do. And then criticize everything he does while making him all I ever do here. How cool is that little fella?

You spend 90% of your time talking Avante. You really got it that bad?

Start a thread, comment on a thread, do something, anything other than just sing your Avante blues.

"Avante"

he's big, stands bout 6 foot 2
built like an Arkansas mule
hung like one too

big blue eyes
muscles everywhere
has that cool walk
that...I just don't care

bad men call him boss
the ladies call him stud
God asks him for advice
for His Heaven above

Avante, what more can be said
he's the greatest thing we;ve seen
since sliced bread

Yep, another big day for you! One step closer to death eh?

[Avante]

Yep, another big day for you! One step closer to death eh?

Dude, what really is wrong with you. Real talk, ok?

[Clipper Nation]

Dude, what really is wrong with you. Real talk, ok?

[Avante]

What it really looks like is this johnsmith guy has a real bad case of Avanteitist, since he is all the guy does here.

So as usual wrong .......again~~~~ Dude, you ever been right about anything, ever?

Got pretty boring chirping and ya finally saw how stupid it made ya look, right? , Avante is pretty much all you do here also isn't it little fella?

"Blown the Out"

I grabbed my gun
and one lone s
I was tired of being pushed around
gonna blow that to

he saw me coming
began to run
so I pulled the trigger
one bullet, one gun

he screamed
fell to the ground
I could hear the sirens
coming from down town

I had to go
gave a little shout
big smile on my face
I'd blown this
out

[AussieFanKurt]

haven't been on this site for a while.. surprised this is still going

[Blake]

Yep, another big day for you! One step closer to death eh?

Lol

[benefactor]

chirp chirp

[Trainwreck2100]

haven't been on this site for a while.. surprised this is still going

The mods did the right thing and neutered op so he had no choice but to bump his old threads

[benefactor]

haven't been on this site for a while.. surprised this is still going

I had Kori neuter him the last time she poked her head in the door tbh

[SpursforSix]

I had Kori neuter him the last time she poked her head in the door tbh

Too bad he wasn't neutered in 1967. Would have saved much grief for many children.

[benefactor]

Too bad he wasn't neutered in 1967. Would have saved much grief for many children.

[SpursforSix]

That's a of a way to do coke. Wasteful as . Scarface level.

[benefactor]

this thread

[Will Hunting]

Larry

[BD24]

I hope Larry is enjoying his time with his fat wife, fat daughter, and red neck son in law tbh

[benefactor]

These two are probably my favorites...

It was a few years ago, I'm at a Mini Mart getting ready to pump some gas when a car load of Mexicans (early 20's) pull up playing that I YI YI YI WEAR A SOMBRERO... just blaring. All that horn .

I am still in my car, so I roll the window down and...

Avante...excuse me gang but would ya mind turning that down a bit I have a headache....please.
Young Mexican.... your headache amigo.

So I open my door and get out and start walking towards them. I could see it in their face...." , this is a big dude"

Avante...(looking down at the big mouth)...ya wanna say that again?
young Mexican...(looking over at the driver with a...turn that down... look)....sorry man.

Yep, size does matter and that wasn't the only time my size/look was all it took.

You'd have to be crazy to mess with me. Being an x sprinter/RB/KR/DB I have unusual quicks and now with the added size and power, yep, pretty scarey. I ran and played at around 225, since then I've put on 50 pounds of solid steel. Massive shoulders and thighs...more like pistons.

And I love hurting little big mouth punks. The bummer is after a good look at the Avante wrecking ball, it's..."ok ok man, I'm sorry, ok?".

Neve forget the time....

I'm at a bar in Hanford called The El Ranchero (Steve Perry would show up now and then) checking out the prospects for Miss Tonight when this big guy comes over....

Big Guy...excuse me but could I talk to you for a minute?
Avante...shoot.
Big Guy...see those guys over there (pointing at a table where four rough guys sat drinking)
Avante...yep
Big Guy..they come here to cause trouble, I called in another bouncer but he wasn't home. So if it comes down to it could ya give me a hand, a 100 bucks work?
Avante....I come here to cause trouble, so I hope they do start something, you got it.
Big Guy....cool, thanks.

Well there was no trouble and after they left I started out the door with Miss Tonight when the Big Guy stopped me..."thanks bro (and he handed me a 100 dollar bill)"

I mean...how lonely do you have to be in order to be a sixty something year old man making up stories like this to impress people on a Spurs website?

[Chucho]

OK, I gotta know what this dude looks like now. Someone PM the pics.

[benefactor]

Can you imagine him squirming in his chair alone, surrounded by all that bull clutter when he realized the game was up and we all knew what he really looked like?