Free Quattro Razor (13)

[peewee's lovechild]

A goes down in two rounds.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd rather see a tag team match between Marini/Maalox vs. Funt/Melmart.

That would be ing awesome.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think it would look like something out of "Nacho Libre".

[CuckingFunt]

I'd rather see a tag team match between Marini/Maalox vs. Funt/Melmart.

That would be ing awesome.

I'd rather leave the fight/tag team out of it and just roll around with Mel instead.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd rather see a tag team match between Marini/Maalox vs. Funt/Melmart.

That would be ing awesome.

They can wrestle in Jello.

But mylanta would probably just sit in one of the corners and eat all the ing Jello.

[Melmart1]

They can wrestle in Jello.

But mylanta would probably just sit in one of the corners and eat all the ing Jello.

And martini would be tryining to make jello shots with it. Meanwhile, Funt and I escape and go make out in the corner.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Damn, I missed quite a bit today.

I blame this on my baby's apparent lack of interest of sleeping at the same time most normal human beings do.

Sell it. Although much like the dollar, the value of an American baby has fallen against the value of other nationalities. Thanks to trendsetters like Madonna and Brangelina African babies are the must have accessory.

It's probably better to weather the bad market and wait a few years. The demand for American babies might not bounce back but if you raise the kid to be in shape and compliant it could catch a fair price on the slave market.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd rather leave the fight/tag team out of it and just roll around with Mel instead.

This is an interesting alternative.

[peewee's lovechild]

And martini would be tryining to make jello shots with it. Meanwhile, Funt and I escape and go make out in the corner.

As long as the cameras can follow . . . why the not??

[CuckingFunt]

Meanwhile, Funt and I escape and go make out in the corner.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

And martini would be tryining to make jello shots with it. Meanwhile, Funt and I escape and go make out in the corner.

Cue the steel drum party music...IT'S QUATTRO GONE WILD!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Sell it. Although much like the dollar, the value of an American baby has fallen against the value of other nationalities. Thanks to trendsetters like Madonna and Brangelina African babies are the must have accessory.

It's probably better to weather the bad market and wait a few years. The demand for American babies might not bounce back but if you raise the kid to be in shape and compliant it could catch a fair price on the slave market.

that .

I'm getting a badass tax deduction.
And, it's good for at least 18 years . . . 26 if she goes to college.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if ATRAIN would bend over willfully after Midge puts a beatdown on him.

[CuckingFunt]

Cue the steel drum party music...IT'S QUATTRO GONE WILD!!!

I always wondered who decided that steel drum music is appropriate for every occasion. Mardi Gras does not have steel drums. Hanging out with Snoop Dogg probably doesn't include steel drums, either.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

that .

I'm getting a badass tax deduction.
And, it's good for at least 18 years . . . 26 if she goes to college.

You could still claim it. You'll still have the birth certificate and all those records that would show you had a child. Unless you'd be dumb enough to declare proceeds of selling your child when you file.

[CuckingFunt]

There is some crazy lightning in the city today. The view from my cousin's place is pretty.

[peewee's lovechild]

You could still claim it. You'll still have the birth certificate and all those records that would show you had a child. Unless you'd be dumb enough to declare proceeds of selling your child when you file.

You're on to something, SFIE.

You are a very wise man.
I guess this means you and easjer have done this already.

Send some info my way.
I'm very interested in all this.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is some crazy lightning in the city today. The view from my cousin's place is pretty.

The sun is out here, and it's pissing me off.

What the happened to winter?

ing mother !!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I always wondered who decided that steel drum music is appropriate for every occasion. Mardi Gras does not have steel drums. Hanging out with Snoop Dogg probably doesn't include steel drums, either.

Steel drums remind me of ganja.

[peewee's lovechild]

I guess Midge scared of ATRAIN.

Figures, he's a .

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

You're on to something, SFIE.

You are a very wise man.
I guess this means you and easjer have done this already.

Send some info my way.
I'm very interested in all this.

I wish! My wife and I are such pack rats that we never get rid of anything.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Although I wouldn't be surprised if any of our neighbors from our old apartment complex did. There were always a ton of pregnant women there but I hardly ever saw any babies.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish! My wife and I are such pack rats that we never get rid of anything.

So, you have the child packed in fomaldehyde in the attic?

[peewee's lovechild]

Although I wouldn't be surprised if any of our neighbors from our old apartment complex did. There were always a ton of pregnant women there but I hardly ever saw any babies.

Are you saying you fathered all these children?
I would have moved out too.
ing child support on all those babies must be insane.

, I'm impressed.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

So, you have the child packed in fomaldehyde in the attic?

The attic's where we keep the Christmas stuff. We've got him evening out a table leg at the moment. Keeps him put and he earns his keep.