Chinese DJ showing some Duncan love?

[xtremesteven33]

I'm telling you, media execs all over the world are PRAYING for Tim Duncan to every get caught ing it. He'd almost get a free pass for it too because he's just so bad ass. Like in his old Visa commercial where he just stares at the car salesman to get him to lower the price and the cop to lower his speed limit.

If you ever woke up and turned on SportsCenter to the headline "Tim Duncan rapes white female hotel concierge" or "Tim Duncan Found Guilty of Running Illegal Dogfighting Ring" or "Tim Duncan Sent to Prison for Murdering Pitbulls" or "Tim Duncan Flashing Gang Signs in NBA Game?" or "Tim Duncan Starts Brawl at the Palace of Auburn Hills" or "Tim Duncan Suspended 38 Games for Role in Nightclub Stabbing"........His jersey sales would quintuple, no one would go to work that day because it's Tim Duncan ing up. That's like the preacher's daughter getting videotaped while having sex and her dad finding it the next morning at 3AM while he's surfing LimeWire. He'd become the Don Corleone of the NBA.

Don Corleone was the Tim Duncan of the mob

[J.T.]

Don Corleone was the Tim Duncan of the mob

Tim Duncan wasn't even born yet when Don Corleone or his son Michael were on top of the mob.

Tim Duncan needs a few murders, some gang activity, maybe even some drug trafficking under his belt before he deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as the Corleone family.

[E20]

That is one of the things I regret Tony/Tim/Brent/Robert ever doing. That rap video.