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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    maalox is thinking!!!!!

    hey gang I got take the day off little makmotmeku is having his first quanza. See you tomorrow.


    the quanza was only the price of a cup of coffee a day for 3 months. I should just tell my ex that ill adopt her baby (it still might be mine anways) and use her as an excuse.

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    Here's 4 little letters you whining maggots need to learn, love, and live: F M L A.

    Those are the magical get off work free letters here at Snack Food Central.

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    When I hired on at my new job I honestly considered telling them I was Jewish so that I could get some extra holiday's.................I wish I had.
    You would prob still get screwed over anyways. I should go back to working for the state, they give a day off for anything.

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    Days off at my job are based on business needs and seniority. And since we are open 24 hours a day everyday and there are some old farts here, its is sometimes difficult to get any decent days off. I never have holidays off unless they happen to fall on the days I am already off. They are usually good about working with me for Dr.'s appointments, but damn if they dont try to make you feel guilty when they call you in for OT.

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    ATRAIN and johnsmith. You guys need to create an old dying grandmother that constantly needs your attention. Make is so that you've officially moved in with her to care for her needs. This way when the time comes to get some "you" time you can play the dying grandma card.

    Sorry Mr. sucking headboss I need to take Granny to the doctor for some tests on her cancers. See you tomorrow. Sick notes are a plenty here on the web. Print one out and give a dummy number with an answering machine.
    I know a guy that got a second cell line just so his boss had his "great-aunt Florence's" number in case of a work emergency. See, he told his employer a long time ago that she was a wealthy lesbian (no kids) that doted upon him as a child, and she was in poor health and nobody was around to take care of her.

    He figures $120 a year is a small investment for random days off about once a month.

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    whats Fmla

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    Days off at my job are based on business needs and seniority. And since we are open 24 hours a day everyday and there are some old farts here, its is sometimes difficult to get any decent days off. I never have holidays off unless they happen to fall on the days I am already off. They are usually good about working with me for Dr.'s appointments, but damn if they dont try to make you feel guilty when they call you in for OT.
    You see that is bull . Its not our fault that the old s need extra days off. Im all for forcing early retirement.

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    I was wondering the same but didnt want to be the only dumb ass that didnt know so thank you BTB lol.

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    Here is a little gem I've used from time to time.

    Google "sly dial"

    It provides you with a free phone number that when you dial it, it plays a little commercial (which is why it's free), then asks you to enter in the other persons cell phone number, then it calls them but goes straight to voicemail without ringing.

    It's a wonderful way to work in that "I'm too sick to come to work" without actually having to talk to your boss.

    It only works on cell phones obviously but it's hilarious when you come in the next day and your boss gives you the "I guess I missed your call yesterday, I got your voicemail though, are you feeling better"?

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    Is it just me or does Shawn Johnson look like she might grow up to be some kind of white trash ? Whats up the spelling of her name too. Sounds like mommy and daddy wanted a boy.

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    That is why being your own boss kicks ass. Having to request a day off is for wimps.

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    Nice link. I'm gonna start planning out my 2009 calendar

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    Something "they" don't want you to know about!!

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    Nice link. I'm gonna start planning out my 2009 calendar
    With all the loony, lefty liberal people we got pointing and clicking around here, I thought y'all would be all over that little gift from the Klinton Administration.



    I must work for the coolest company in history. If I want off, I just call in and say I'm not coming in. I don't have to give a reason unless I want to get paid. Then they want a doctor's note. As long as I don't abuse the privilege, there's no consequences, except the slight guilt trip of knowing you screwed the person below you on the board who just got called in to cover your run...

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    With all the loony, lefty liberal people we got pointing and clicking around here, I thought y'all would be all over that little gift from the Klinton Administration.



    I must work for the coolest company in history. If I want off, I just call in and say I'm not coming in. I don't have to give a reason unless I want to get paid. Then they want a doctor's note. As long as I don't abuse the privilege, there's no consequences, except the slight guilt trip of knowing you screwed the person below you on the board who just got called in to cover your run...
    Tell that to all the people who have NOT lost their jobs due to a serious family illness you compassionate conservative a-hole.

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    With all the loony, lefty liberal people we got pointing and clicking around here, I thought y'all would be all over that little gift from the Klinton Administration.



    I must work for the coolest company in history. If I want off, I just call in and say I'm not coming in. I don't have to give a reason unless I want to get paid. Then they want a doctor's note. As long as I don't abuse the privilege, there's no consequences, except the slight guilt trip of knowing you screwed the person below you on the board who just got called in to cover your run...

    So you dont get paid?? that!! I shouldnt be complaining that much but I dont think ill share why.

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    me I don't even get a paid vacation. If I want to use my vacation its unpaid or come in to work. Since I have no salary and I'm 100% commission they feel that paid vacation = 0 which is what I make in salary. So in their eyes I'm getting a paid vacation thats consistant with what they pay me not what I earn averaged out over the year.

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    me I don't even get a paid vacation. If I want to use my vacation its unpaid or come in to work. Since I have no salary and I'm 100% commission they feel that paid vacation = 0 which is what I make in salary. So in their eyes I'm getting a paid vacation thats consistant with what they pay me not what I earn averaged out over the year.
    Dear Lord............There is no way I could handle that. Uncertainty frightens me.

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    So you dont get paid?? that!! I shouldnt be complaining that much but I dont think ill share why.
    Of course you get paid! Just submit your Billary provided FMLA paperwork, then go on your Billary provided 39 weeks of unemployment.

    Voila! Klinton vacations for everybody!


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    me I don't even get a paid vacation. If I want to use my vacation its unpaid or come in to work. Since I have no salary and I'm 100% commission they feel that paid vacation = 0 which is what I make in salary. So in their eyes I'm getting a paid vacation thats consistant with what they pay me not what I earn averaged out over the year.
    So why are you wasting your time working for this sorry prick, sucking leach, richer?
    Sounds like you are being used, as a go-fer boy, to help build his fat bank account.

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    Of course you get paid! Just submit your Billary provided FMLA paperwork, then go on your Billary provided 39 weeks of unemployment.

    Voila! Klinton vacations for everybody!

    Bush sure knows how to schedule them vacations.

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    So why are you wasting your time working for this sorry prick, sucking leach, richer?
    Sounds like you are being used, as a go-fer boy, to help build his fat bank account.
    Well Marini I'm sure he would quit if something a little more lucrative came along; you got any openings for a "house boy"?

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    Well Marini I'm sure he would quit if something a little more lucrative came along; you got any openings for a "house boy"?
    House boy? No! Cabana Boy? YES YES YES!!!!

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    So why are you wasting your time working for this sorry prick, sucking leach, richer?
    Sounds like you are being used, as a go-fer boy, to help build his fat bank account.
    Sometimes dealing with is out weighed by real money. I sell pretty well and I'll earn between 50-65k a year plus another 5k in spiffs. Those jobs don't grow on trees and sure I could probably do better at a car dealership but I'd have to work nights and I'm not into that.

    As it stands right now I work 9-5:30 and 9-4 on saturday. With the exception of yesterday I don't work sundays. I don't like the I deal with but I don't like the idea of being stuck at work till 8 or 9 at night either. I like posting online all day too some times you get a boss thats up your ass so I doubt I'd be afford those luxury's. Having freedom to play online all day is worth more than making 10k more and having an asshole up my butt day in and day out.

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