Michael Badnarik to run for County Sheriff in Texas!

[RandomGuy]

YOU ARE A STATIST!!!!

BECAUSE IF YOU WRITE IT IN ALL CAPS, BOLD, AND MAKE IT REALLY BIG IT MUST BE TRUE!!

YOUR LAB RAT CALLED, HE WANTS HIS BRAIN BACK, AND SAYS YOU CAN'T BORROW IT ANYMORE.

[ChumpDumper]

Michael Badnarik, former Libertarian Party presidential candidate in 2004, is staging a coup in which he will become county sheriff somewhere and then ask all federal officials to leave the county, creating “Liberty County, USA”.

So the federal officials say no.

And stay.

End of coup.