Crank 2: High Voltage

[leemajors]

The great thing about the original Crank is how it was seemingly written by a being from another dimension who has no idea about physics on Earth or how the human body functions. Hopefully C2HV lives up to the groundbreaking original.

i enjoy these types of movies most. i like to think how awesome jumper could have been if Timur Bekmambetov had directed it.

[J.T.]

i enjoy these types of movies most. i like to think how awesome jumper could have been if Timur Bekmambetov had directed it.

Or if it weren't starring Hayden Christensen.

[Trainwreck2100]

How is he in part 2? He fell out of a helicopter

maybe he landed in a pillow factory

[BlackSwordsMan]

nah it showed him bounce off a car and just fall on the street
he dropped like 20 thousand feet out of the sky and his body didn't explode like a watermelon

[BlackSwordsMan]

but it's just a movie like tlong pointed out earlier

[CuckingFunt]

The great thing about the original Crank is how it was seemingly written by a being from another dimension who has no idea about physics on Earth or how the human body functions. Hopefully C2HV lives up to the groundbreaking original.

The commercial shows Statham charging his battery/heart with jumper cables attached to his nipple and tongue. I think you can rest assured, there.

[J.T.]

nah it showed him bounce off a car and just fall on the street
he dropped like 20 thousand feet out of the sky and his body didn't explode like a watermelon

There are cases of people surviving falls of over 30,000 feet (obviously from aircraft). I'm sure they had ed up spines and skulls after the fall though, explaining how he's not in a full body cast or at least limping around a bit will be harder to explain with excuses other than "it's a movie".

[batman2883]

dude they have gone wayyyy too far this dude fell out of a helicopter miles above from the ground and lands on a car so hard he bounces and lands on the street face first and lives??? come on now!!! Jason Stathom movies worth watching

lock stock and two smoking barrells
snatch
transporter 1
italian job
and thats it!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Jason Stathom movies worth watching

lock stock and two smoking barrells
snatch
transporter 1
italian job
and thats it!!!!

Revolver, The Bank Job, and Death Race are also worth watching. I like the second Transporter and Crank, but only because they're cheesy and bad.

[batman2883]

death race was the worst movie i saw last year!!! its the running man with cars.......whack!!!!!

the bank job was alright but neither that or revolver can rate up there with the movies i listed above

[dirk4mvp]

It's probably not saying much, but I'd rather watch Jason Statham play the same role every time than watch Nicholas Cage play the same role everytime.

[leemajors]

It's probably not saying much, but I'd rather watch Jason Statham play the same role every time than watch Nicholas Cage play the same role everytime.

cage's hairline variations are fascinating to me. i see everything he's in.